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slimetony

reblog this and you will hear great news

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Tiger, bear, and lion are inseparable best friends - WTF fun facts

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*switches language mid sentence*

scythae

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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me, a concerned white suburban mom

me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by* me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”

moringmark

surprisebitch

what a lovely plot twist

cizayox

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

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j'adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s'est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z'avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)