The False Son ask blog

I TOO ONCE THOUGHT SIMILARLY, UNTIL I WAS HUMBLED BY A GROUP FROM THE SKY. I AM UNINTERESTED IN ANY OFFER YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME "BETTER". I HOPE YOU EVENTUALLY LEARN TO "CHECK YOURSELF" BEFORE YOU "GET REKD BOI"

solus-heart

What; are you even;

Saying; my data has no recollection of these words;

Please; speak normally.

#He is NOT good at the game lmao #risk of rain 2 #false son #he usually plays vanguards #mostly the thing

“LMAO” I SEE YOU HAVE NOT FOUND THE INTERNET. I THOUGHT AS A MACHINE YOU MIGHT HAVE ACCESS TO IT LIKE THE OTHERS BUT I APPEAR TO BE WRONG. I HAVE BEEN USING IT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED “MARVEL RIVALS” WHERE I LEARNED SUCH LANGUAGE.

solus-heart

YOU THINK YOURSELF EQUAL IN POWER TO THE GODS OF THIS WORLD, YET YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CONSTRUCT, LIKE ME. BUT UNLIKE ME YOU WERE NOT CREATED BY A GOD AS FAR AS I AM AWARE. WHAT CREATED YOU?

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

I AM MORE; THAN A GOD; I AM THE SOLUS HEART;

But it wouldn’t matter; who created me;

I AM; better than anything they could be!

Solus heart would stare at false son

You are; nothing but a disgrace to this world;

I could; make you better than ever.

#risk of rain 2 #False son #he learned these phrases from the internet and is trying them out ❤️

I TOO ONCE THOUGHT SIMILARLY, UNTIL I WAS HUMBLED BY A GROUP FROM THE SKY. I AM UNINTERESTED IN ANY OFFER YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME "BETTER". I HOPE YOU EVENTUALLY LEARN TO "CHECK YOURSELF" BEFORE YOU "GET REKD BOI"

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

"..."

[They just. Stare. Baffled. For a few moments.]

"... Oh, you sweet summer child..."

[They sigh, putting their hands up slightly.]

"You'll- you'll understand when you're older. Uhh... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, asking me to explain swear words is not a good idea, because I will undoubtedly fuck it up."

[They didn't know who else to ask, though. They were... the only survivor. And if they mistook this kid for that thing, they didn't wanna know how Mith would react to them.]

IT WAS PROVIDENCE WHO ATTACKED YOUR SHIP, CORRECT? I WAS ORIGINALLY SCULPTED IN HIS IMAGE, HE IS TECHNICALLY MY “FATHER”

"... Providence?"

[They blink.]

"... That's the name of that guy?? Shit man, I am so unbelievably sorry your father is kinda a bitch. And also... sorry about nearly killing him, I guess. He's recovering, but umm... he's kind of, still on the Contact Light."

WHILE I WAS MADE IN HIS IMAGE, I HAVE NEVER MET HIM. I WAS ORIGINALLY A STATUE MADE OF GOLD IN HIS IMAGE. I WAS BLESSED BY AUERELIONITE, THEN CORRUPTED BY LUNAR FORCES, MAKING MYTHRIX AND AUERELIONITE MY OTHER "PARENTS"

"Mithr-"

[... They completely stop for a moment, staring in complete bafflement.]

"..."

[A sigh.]

"One moment please."

[They take a deep breath... and another... then turn around, and-]

"MIIIITHRIIIIIIX!!!!!"

[They turn back with a small huff.]

"Sorry about that-- if I'd known he had a hand in... this, I'd have probably grisped him earlier about it."

[There is a distant sound of Incoming Mithrix.]

WAIT… YOU. YOU KNOW HIM?

IS HE NOT UH, TRAPPED ON THE MOON…?

"He was, yeah. But I found him, and, well... knowing he was just kinda chucked there and left to die, I didn't feel right leaving him behind. He's my buddy, kinda."

[In a matter of moments... Mithrix.]

"Mith, did you accidentally create a child???"

"What are you-"

[... He looks at the figure behind them in complete bafflement.]

"... Isn't that one of the many statues those vermin have littered across the planet?"

"Was. Now he's a kid, name's False Son. Apparently he was made in the image of that one guy on the ship--"

"-- of which I can see the resemblance, yes."

"-- blessed by someone called Aurealis or something--"

"What-"

"-- and then apparently corrupted by lunar energies???"

"... Aurelionite?"

"YES- thank you, that's the bitch, yeah."

[Mithrix... stares. At the human, and then at the statue. Human. Statue. Human. Sky. Human. Statue. Human. His own hands. Statue. Human. You get the idea, he looks like he's having an aneurysm in real time.]

"... While... such a thing is- is possible, yes... It would require either my direct intervention, of which I do not recall having any, or... perhaps my mere presence has begun to corrupt the planet itself. Yet aside from my lunar pods landing and growing in small blooms on this planet, I have seen little evidence of the latter."

"... So you didn't accidentally create a child."

[He sighs.]

"If I did, I would be highly concerned. Especially given that I have not encountered any signs of the pests down on the surface creating any sort of false idol. Not to mention Aurelionite is... a being that has not been emergent for some time."

"... Okay... so, uh... Either somehow there is a massive, untranslatable miscommunication..."

[They look at Mithrix, then False Son, and then gaze off into the distance.]

"... Or-"

"Or one of us is lying?"

"No, or this is some kinda many worlds interpretation."

[False son is at a loss for words. He never imagined ever meeting his “Father” face-to-face (or I guess face-to-weird glowing hole where his face should be)]

[if his face could emote, he’d be gob-smacked right now]

"... Well, a liar can't pale on cue, so I'm assuming the answer is that this is some kinda AU-type-shit."

"Human what is an AU?"

"Acronym. Stands for Alternate Universe. Basically uhh... there was apparently a world where you stayed on the moon-fuckhole, and somehow accidentally... created a child?"

[... Mithrix is equally as gobsmacked.]

[Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle buddy?]

#well no need to get so meta with it /j

[He begins to regain his composure, at least inwardly, his face physically cannot emote]

COME TO THINK OF IT, UH, I DO NOT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE…

NOR DO I RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.

mofuncker

basic-ass concepts for alt-skins based on deltarune for ror2

#non canon #ITS DI-AB-LO TIME!!!!!!!

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

"..."

[They just. Stare. Baffled. For a few moments.]

"... Oh, you sweet summer child..."

[They sigh, putting their hands up slightly.]

"You'll- you'll understand when you're older. Uhh... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, asking me to explain swear words is not a good idea, because I will undoubtedly fuck it up."

[They didn't know who else to ask, though. They were... the only survivor. And if they mistook this kid for that thing, they didn't wanna know how Mith would react to them.]

IT WAS PROVIDENCE WHO ATTACKED YOUR SHIP, CORRECT? I WAS ORIGINALLY SCULPTED IN HIS IMAGE, HE IS TECHNICALLY MY “FATHER”

"... Providence?"

[They blink.]

"... That's the name of that guy?? Shit man, I am so unbelievably sorry your father is kinda a bitch. And also... sorry about nearly killing him, I guess. He's recovering, but umm... he's kind of, still on the Contact Light."

WHILE I WAS MADE IN HIS IMAGE, I HAVE NEVER MET HIM. I WAS ORIGINALLY A STATUE MADE OF GOLD IN HIS IMAGE. I WAS BLESSED BY AUERELIONITE, THEN CORRUPTED BY LUNAR FORCES, MAKING MYTHRIX AND AUERELIONITE MY OTHER "PARENTS"

"Mithr-"

[... They completely stop for a moment, staring in complete bafflement.]

"..."

[A sigh.]

"One moment please."

[They take a deep breath... and another... then turn around, and-]

"MIIIITHRIIIIIIX!!!!!"

[They turn back with a small huff.]

"Sorry about that-- if I'd known he had a hand in... this, I'd have probably grisped him earlier about it."

[There is a distant sound of Incoming Mithrix.]

WAIT… YOU. YOU KNOW HIM?

IS HE NOT UH, TRAPPED ON THE MOON…?

"He was, yeah. But I found him, and, well... knowing he was just kinda chucked there and left to die, I didn't feel right leaving him behind. He's my buddy, kinda."

[In a matter of moments... Mithrix.]

"Mith, did you accidentally create a child???"

"What are you-"

[... He looks at the figure behind them in complete bafflement.]

"... Isn't that one of the many statues those vermin have littered across the planet?"

"Was. Now he's a kid, name's False Son. Apparently he was made in the image of that one guy on the ship--"

"-- of which I can see the resemblance, yes."

"-- blessed by someone called Aurealis or something--"

"What-"

"-- and then apparently corrupted by lunar energies???"

"... Aurelionite?"

"YES- thank you, that's the bitch, yeah."

[Mithrix... stares. At the human, and then at the statue. Human. Statue. Human. Sky. Human. Statue. Human. His own hands. Statue. Human. You get the idea, he looks like he's having an aneurysm in real time.]

"... While... such a thing is- is possible, yes... It would require either my direct intervention, of which I do not recall having any, or... perhaps my mere presence has begun to corrupt the planet itself. Yet aside from my lunar pods landing and growing in small blooms on this planet, I have seen little evidence of the latter."

"... So you didn't accidentally create a child."

[He sighs.]

"If I did, I would be highly concerned. Especially given that I have not encountered any signs of the pests down on the surface creating any sort of false idol. Not to mention Aurelionite is... a being that has not been emergent for some time."

"... Okay... so, uh... Either somehow there is a massive, untranslatable miscommunication..."

[They look at Mithrix, then False Son, and then gaze off into the distance.]

"... Or-"

"Or one of us is lying?"

"No, or this is some kinda many worlds interpretation."

[False son is at a loss for words. He never imagined ever meeting his “Father” face-to-face (or I guess face-to-weird glowing hole where his face should be)]

[if his face could emote, he’d be gob-smacked right now]

#oh great you broke him

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

"..."

[They just. Stare. Baffled. For a few moments.]

"... Oh, you sweet summer child..."

[They sigh, putting their hands up slightly.]

"You'll- you'll understand when you're older. Uhh... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, asking me to explain swear words is not a good idea, because I will undoubtedly fuck it up."

[They didn't know who else to ask, though. They were... the only survivor. And if they mistook this kid for that thing, they didn't wanna know how Mith would react to them.]

IT WAS PROVIDENCE WHO ATTACKED YOUR SHIP, CORRECT? I WAS ORIGINALLY SCULPTED IN HIS IMAGE, HE IS TECHNICALLY MY “FATHER”

"... Providence?"

[They blink.]

"... That's the name of that guy?? Shit man, I am so unbelievably sorry your father is kinda a bitch. And also... sorry about nearly killing him, I guess. He's recovering, but umm... he's kind of, still on the Contact Light."

WHILE I WAS MADE IN HIS IMAGE, I HAVE NEVER MET HIM. I WAS ORIGINALLY A STATUE MADE OF GOLD IN HIS IMAGE. I WAS BLESSED BY AUERELIONITE, THEN CORRUPTED BY LUNAR FORCES, MAKING MYTHRIX AND AUERELIONITE MY OTHER "PARENTS"

"Mithr-"

[... They completely stop for a moment, staring in complete bafflement.]

"..."

[A sigh.]

"One moment please."

[They take a deep breath... and another... then turn around, and-]

"MIIIITHRIIIIIIX!!!!!"

[They turn back with a small huff.]

"Sorry about that-- if I'd known he had a hand in... this, I'd have probably grisped him earlier about it."

[There is a distant sound of Incoming Mithrix.]

#the rock boi may or may not have ‘‘daddy’’issues

WAIT… YOU. YOU KNOW HIM?

IS HE NOT UH, TRAPPED ON THE MOON…?

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

"..."

[They just. Stare. Baffled. For a few moments.]

"... Oh, you sweet summer child..."

[They sigh, putting their hands up slightly.]

"You'll- you'll understand when you're older. Uhh... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, asking me to explain swear words is not a good idea, because I will undoubtedly fuck it up."

[They didn't know who else to ask, though. They were... the only survivor. And if they mistook this kid for that thing, they didn't wanna know how Mith would react to them.]

IT WAS PROVIDENCE WHO ATTACKED YOUR SHIP, CORRECT? I WAS ORIGINALLY SCULPTED IN HIS IMAGE, HE IS TECHNICALLY MY “FATHER”

"... Providence?"

[They blink.]

"... That's the name of that guy?? Shit man, I am so unbelievably sorry your father is kinda a bitch. And also... sorry about nearly killing him, I guess. He's recovering, but umm... he's kind of, still on the Contact Light."

#family reunions are rough for him

WHILE I WAS MADE IN HIS IMAGE, I HAVE NEVER MET HIM. I WAS ORIGINALLY A STATUE MADE OF GOLD IN HIS IMAGE. I WAS BLESSED BY AUERELIONITE, THEN CORRUPTED BY LUNAR FORCES, MAKING MYTHRIX AND AUERELIONITE MY OTHER "PARENTS"

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

"..."

[They just. Stare. Baffled. For a few moments.]

"... Oh, you sweet summer child..."

[They sigh, putting their hands up slightly.]

"You'll- you'll understand when you're older. Uhh... Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, asking me to explain swear words is not a good idea, because I will undoubtedly fuck it up."

[They didn't know who else to ask, though. They were... the only survivor. And if they mistook this kid for that thing, they didn't wanna know how Mith would react to them.]

IT WAS PROVIDENCE WHO ATTACKED YOUR SHIP, CORRECT? I WAS ORIGINALLY SCULPTED IN HIS IMAGE, HE IS TECHNICALLY MY “FATHER”

hollow-indigo

starting a new miitopia save file with new friends and new fixations is always interesting

I AM IMMUNE TO THE WHIMS OF THE DARK LORD AS I DO NOT HAVE A FACE FOR THEM TO STEAL

#non canon

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

"... Would you believe me if I told you I wasn't even supposed to be here?"

[They sigh a bit, before looking around the... area. As if they're searching for someone, almost.]

"We were never supposed to even pass by this planet. But... we got a distress signal asking for a fuel top-up, and then next thing we knew... bam. Some fucker with a sword rolls up and starts killing innocent people. He broke the ship... I'm still trying to get it back into working condition, which basically translates into cleaning it up, and synthesizing more fuel. And then I can get out of everyone's hair."

[The commando(?) stretches a bit, before flopping over onto a nearby rock and... laying on it. Mx How Is That Comfortable.]

"What about you? Anything planned, while you're stuck here?"

#in many ways false son is a child lmao

I… DO NOT KNOW. WHILE I WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED ON THIS PLANET, I HAVE GONE THROUGH A PROCESS THAT MAKES THE RESIDENTS HOSTILE. YOUR KIND ARE THE FIRST TO NOT IMMEDIATELY ATTACK ME UPON APPEARING.

(WHAT DOES FUCKER MEAN)

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

[They blink. And... in spite of their anxiety, start chuckling.]

"Hahah— guess that makes two bastard children... Call me 'Mando. I'm, uh... as far as I know, the only survivor of the Contact Light attack."

[Docile. Friendly. Intimidating but seemingly without much intent to do harm. This guy's not a threat right now— be a little cautious, but no need to go on the attack.]

"False Son... is that a name, or a title, out of curiosity...?"

THAT IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN, YES. WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE ON THIS PLANET?

HELLO THERE, BEING FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Wh-?!" [They jump a bit, getting completely taken aback by... this. ]

"... What the fuck?" [They freeze up a little bit. What the fuck is this it doesn't look like that thing but it isnt him??? They stiffen, but... don't go for their weapon.] "Who... who are you...?"

I AM THE FALSE SON. A BASTARD CHILD OF SEVERAL GODS. WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

1 trillion bison steak

*fires 1 trillion lunar spikes*

HELLO THERE HEAVILY ARMED ONE, I AM CALLED FALSE SON. I WOULD LIKE TO ENQUIRE AS TO HOW YOU REACHED THE PLANET'S SURFACE, AS I DID NOT SEE YOUR POD FALL FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Got no pod, but that portal—"

It takes a second for Railgunner to notice that there's nothing there, no portal, just grass unbothered by the light wind.

"What the hell— it was right here! Or... was it not...."

She slowly turns away from where the "portal" should be, facing the person talking to her. Behind her visor, she blinks once, twice, and then she spoke again, carefully:

"You're not like the other stone-guys."

I HAVE CREATED AN ALLIANCE WITH THE SURVIVORS, AS THE FAUNA OF THIS PLANET IS HOSTILE TO ME AS WELL.

"That's tough, thought the stone-guys would be friendly to you."

Railgunner kept observing the creature, not making a lot of sense from it. Him. She saw a lot of creatures while trapped in the void, but never one made out of rock and light(?). Her mind is still deciding if he's real or if she's imagining things.

"At least we have something in common, first time I make a friend because a planet decided to hate us."

I BELIEVE THERE IS A SHIP CONTAINING MORE OF YOUR KIND SOMEWHERE, THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW ITS LOCATION, NOR A WAY UP TO IT.

"A...ship? There's another ship??"

Even with the distortion in her voice it's possible to hear her disbelief. She learned hope had a price, and it always ended with pain.

"Those ships are huge, we should be able to see it from here! If you haven't seen it, then it doesn't exist."

#no worries #I tend to be late on replies sometimes lmao

I HAVE MET ANOTHER DUO, ONE FROM THE SHIP AND ANOTHER FROM THE VOID, WHO SEEM TO BE FROM THERE.

child-of-weaver-and-wyrm

*A strange blue portal opens in front of you, and out steps a large, hulking, creature of stone and gold, dragging a spiked club of similar material behind him*

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

(this if from the guy who asked about asks from other universes, this guy's from risk or rain 2)

GARAMA!

< Unsheathed, her needle shines in the light, pointed at the figure before her. What was this? Made of stone, made of metal- a sentinel? No. Too crude, too large. Too hulking. No sign of familiar bug craftsmanship- although she wouldn't put it past them to create something like this. >

Stranger! State your business!

< Would this creature understand spoken language? >

#risk of rain 2 #false son

YOU CAN SPEAK? INTERESTING…

I AM FALSE SON. I WAS MAKING MY WAY ACROSS THE PLANET WHEN A STRANGE PORTAL APPEARED, WHICH I ENTERED, BRINGING ME HERE.

COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS PLACE IS? I HAVE NOT TRAVELLED BELOW THE PLANET’S SURFACE BEFORE.

HELLO THERE HEAVILY ARMED ONE, I AM CALLED FALSE SON. I WOULD LIKE TO ENQUIRE AS TO HOW YOU REACHED THE PLANET'S SURFACE, AS I DID NOT SEE YOUR POD FALL FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Got no pod, but that portal—"

It takes a second for Railgunner to notice that there's nothing there, no portal, just grass unbothered by the light wind.

"What the hell— it was right here! Or... was it not...."

She slowly turns away from where the "portal" should be, facing the person talking to her. Behind her visor, she blinks once, twice, and then she spoke again, carefully:

"You're not like the other stone-guys."

I HAVE CREATED AN ALLIANCE WITH THE SURVIVORS, AS THE FAUNA OF THIS PLANET IS HOSTILE TO ME AS WELL.

"That's tough, thought the stone-guys would be friendly to you."

Railgunner kept observing the creature, not making a lot of sense from it. Him. She saw a lot of creatures while trapped in the void, but never one made out of rock and light(?). Her mind is still deciding if he's real or if she's imagining things.

"At least we have something in common, first time I make a friend because a planet decided to hate us."

I BELIEVE THERE IS A SHIP CONTAINING MORE OF YOUR KIND SOMEWHERE, THOUGH I DO NOT KNOW ITS LOCATION, NOR A WAY UP TO IT.

HELLO THERE HEAVILY ARMED ONE, I AM CALLED FALSE SON. I WOULD LIKE TO ENQUIRE AS TO HOW YOU REACHED THE PLANET'S SURFACE, AS I DID NOT SEE YOUR POD FALL FROM THE SKY.

@halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

"Got no pod, but that portal—"

It takes a second for Railgunner to notice that there's nothing there, no portal, just grass unbothered by the light wind.

"What the hell— it was right here! Or... was it not...."

She slowly turns away from where the "portal" should be, facing the person talking to her. Behind her visor, she blinks once, twice, and then she spoke again, carefully:

"You're not like the other stone-guys."