TinyVampHaley

[7ndipity]

Hobi: wow, you’re pretty violent...

Jimin: yeah, but I’m short, so it’s adorable

[7ndipity]

Yoongi: hi, I'm Jimin's emergency contact

Counter Woman: you're here to pick him up?

Yoongi: no, I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact. this is the third time this week he's called for a 'tummy ache'

[7ndipity]

Jimin: I know a bitch when I see one!

Jin: glad you took the time to look in the mirror today

[7ndipity]

Taehyung: FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. Hold my hand while we’re walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Hoseok: What do you call the useless skin at the end of a penis?

Jimin; A man

[gunsatthaphan]

baby wants, baby gets 💁🏻‍♂️

[gunsatthaphan]

"I get you."

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Porsche: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

[in a treehouse]

Jin: Jungkook?

Jungkook: What?

Jin: Where's the door hole?

Jungkook: Right there, see? I drew it with magic marker.

Jin:

Jin: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw!

Jungkook: Hyung, I'm gonna!

Jin: Oh really?

Jungkook: Yeah!

Jin: So go get the power saw.

Jungkook: Fine!

Jungkook: *walks into door but nothing happens*

Jungkook: *feels around and panics*

Jungkook: I see the problem...

Jin: OH, DO YA?

DRAKE AND JOSH AND BTS????? BE STILL MY HEART

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Vegas: I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s double shot of tequila.

[shiba-chuu]

Suga: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #35

Jin: jeez it’s hard being a fish. I’m doing all this hard work so they can catch me in a net and eat me

[btsmosphere]

bts as things my friends have said #34

Yoongi: if I was living my life to the fullest I would have gone to bed like half an hour ago

[felixify]

Yoongi : Just woke up from a 9 hour nap , and still feel tired . I'm gonna sleep for another 9 just in case

Jimin : That's called a coma hyung

Yoongi : Sounds festive

[thatonenoona-deactivated2024022]

BTS: Series Premiere

Namjoon: Are you having another depressive episode?

Yoongi: A depressive episode?

Yoongi: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

[flevrry]

jungkook: looking at the stars

taehyung: what are you doing?

jungkook: naming the stars after the people i love.

taehyung: do I get a star?

jungkook: you get the sun!

[shakra-1]

Taehyung: i am hanging onto my sanity by a silver thread.

Hoseok: why is the thread silver?

Taehyung: i’m depressed, but i have STANDARDS.