former outlaw, current disgrace

niles | he | 22 about ❤ [self-insert based niles roleplay blog]

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hinatas-wife

Makes sense. You grew up in the slums, didn’t you? I’m sorry to hear that.

I didn’t know you could use magic! That’s so cool! I don’t have an ounce of magic in my body, at least according to Odin.

Ooo, maybe I should challenge Lord Leo to a duel…

And I think you’re right about Lord Takumi. He’s always looking to prove himself to Lord Ryoma. I don’t think he needs to, personally. He’s amazing with or without sword skills!

it’s all in the past, don’t worry your little head over it. my magic skills are of equal importance. between you and me, i’m not quite sure i’m built for it, either.

 my lord has an incredibly busy schedule, but i’ll inform him of your interest...i’d be lying if i wasn’t curious about seeing the two of you exchange blows. i’ll have to see what sort of strings i can pull to free up some time.

speaking of leo, i ask about takumi because my lord is similarly-inclined, but don’t go saying i told you that, please. i’m certain he’d be eager to have his hands around my throat if he knew i was discussing his little crusade to keep up with his big brother. 

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@hinatas-wife

i always keep a knife on me. old habits die hard. and my lord had me trained in the usage of tomes…but it’s one thing to use, and another to use well. lord leo’s skilled with a sword as well as magic, if you weren’t aware…and i wouldn’t put it past him to have an extra trick up his sleeve. do you think takumi’s experience with a katana is tied to looking up to his brother?

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feed me.

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Best Friends - grandson

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Niles, it’s been a while. How are ya? - Hinata ⚔️

hinata. my favorite shiba inu trapped in a human’s body.

i’ve got a week off. catching up on reading. you and mana do anything interesting? find any new ways to surprise the hoshidan prince?

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hinatas-wife

⚔️: Okay, so…I guess my fursona’s a Shiba?

Hmm…”entertaining,” huh? How about…describing your favorite book to me and I’ll see if I can guess it!

very good. i’ll keep this in mind. good information to have for later...

i was actually thinking of just talking to you about furries a bit more, but you’ve surprised me. between your retainer work and devotion to training, i didn’t think that you read much, hinata.

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you may not be "dignifying" my words, but you sure as hell are acknowledging 'em. you'd be better off ignoring me altogether! but you aren't. i'm lucky lord leo simply accepts me for who i am. a little more than i can say for you and your retainers. poor laslow's only a step away from being the equivalent of a fixed cat...i feel such sympathy for him.

Laslow is his own man and is free to pursue a relationship on his time, and considering @hinatas-wife He seems to be doing just fine on that aspect.

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dain-blooded-princess

A reason to ignore me? Maybe that pursuit of Leo you had mentioned earlier? I’m sure he’d be flustered to talk about his love

alright, alright. point heard. i ought to know better than to target someone who can use my lord against me, honestly.

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Niles, it’s been a while. How are ya? - Hinata ⚔️

hinata. my favorite shiba inu trapped in a human’s body.

i’ve got a week off. catching up on reading. you and mana do anything interesting? find any new ways to surprise the hoshidan prince?

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hinatas-wife

⚔️: Hah. Fursona, huh? I wouldn’t go that far.

Sorry Dio’s been busy. I hope things settle down for you two soon.

Do what I do when Lord Takumi has nothing for me to do: train!

do it. make a fursona. mine’s a silver fox. if you’d like, i’ll help you.

i can only train so much, since i’m sure i shouldn’t shoot arrows in the house...go on and give me something entertaining to do. 

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Niles, it’s been a while. How are ya? - Hinata ⚔️

hinata. my favorite shiba inu trapped in a human’s body.

i’ve got a week off. catching up on reading. you and mana do anything interesting? find any new ways to surprise the hoshidan prince?

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⚔️: Y’know, a lot of people say that about me. I guess I can kinda see it.

Mana’s been sick, so we haven’t done much, sadly. And things with Lord Takumi have been normal, too. Sorry to disappoint you.

But what about you? You do anything fun with Dio or Lord Leo?

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it’s your fursona. accept it. embrace it.

dio’s been busy as all hell. we’ve been able to spend time together while they work, which has been pleasant, i’ll admit, but it’s gotten in the way of certain...things. i’m looking forward to the day when their schedule opens up. 

in many ways, it makes me wish lord leo had more for us to do. at this rate, i’m going to need to pick up real hobbies. 

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you may not be "dignifying" my words, but you sure as hell are acknowledging 'em. you'd be better off ignoring me altogether! but you aren't. i'm lucky lord leo simply accepts me for who i am. a little more than i can say for you and your retainers. poor laslow's only a step away from being the equivalent of a fixed cat...i feel such sympathy for him.

Laslow is his own man and is free to pursue a relationship on his time, and considering @hinatas-wife He seems to be doing just fine on that aspect.

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dain-blooded-princess

You have no need to demean my retainer too, Niles. He’s merely defending me as I hope you would defend Leo.

i have about as much need to demean him as i do anyone else. i know better than to waste my lord’s time on empty jabs like this.

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Niles, it’s been a while. How are ya? - Hinata ⚔️

hinata. my favorite shiba inu trapped in a human’s body.

i’ve got a week off. catching up on reading. you and mana do anything interesting? find any new ways to surprise the hoshidan prince?

[dain-blooded-princess]

you may not be "dignifying" my words, but you sure as hell are acknowledging 'em. you'd be better off ignoring me altogether! but you aren't. i'm lucky lord leo simply accepts me for who i am. a little more than i can say for you and your retainers. poor laslow's only a step away from being the equivalent of a fixed cat...i feel such sympathy for him.

Laslow is his own man and is free to pursue a relationship on his time, and considering @hinatas-wife He seems to be doing just fine on that aspect.

[polaris-ships-archived]

🕺: Calling me to the rescue, milord? I will protect you till the end.

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i see i’ve caught the attention of the guard dog. i bet the crown prince has his hand around your collar in more than just metaphor, too, huh? you act like i’ve got him at arrowpoint. i assure you, if he feels any pain at my hands, it’s only because he’s begged me for it himself. 

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i’m seeing a lot more familiar faces this time around...

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it’s time.

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i may sneak in a quick nap.

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that nap was not quick.

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i may sneak in a quick nap.

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Knowing you and your reputation amongst the thief community, I'm aware you're a very... frisky one. So I'll just cut to the chase and ask you to list all of your kinks involving Dio from most vanilla to weirdest. Lay all the cards out on the table I guess. - Gaius

you know, at first i was gonna try and weasel out of this, cause that list is way too fucking long. but now i’m taking it as a challenge. vanilla to unique is a terrible organization system, just so you’re aware.

Keep reading

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tired-tactician

To be honest the order was kinda pointless anyway, but I guess I could have phrased it as “from most accepted in average society to least” but that was too wordy so

And look, I kinda figured that, but if you think I’m gonna get into a lengthy discussion about what constitutes vore with the person I just lost a bet to, you’re sorely mistaken. What kind of impression is that going to give

do tell me, what kind of impression do you think you’ve already given, making bets about the deep personal lives of your fellow thieves? and i was nice enough to play game without too much fuss. 

i’m only trying to save you a few coins, anyway. i don’t care what you do or don’t do with the information. i’m always up for it if you’re ever seeking an education, though.

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i really need to start a tag collecting my favorite reactions i’ve gotten from others. something nice to look at when i’m in a bad mood.