*screams*

Unnecessarily detailed rants about my boring life

[spartak1985]

Ladies of MARVEL 👊👊

[marvellouslymadmim]

This is some absolutely brilliant editing, y'all.

[mcuobssession]

the FLAVOR

[saltybaltic]

Wow this is it. This is the most accurate way to describe my sexuality

[huffylemon]

[half-time-unicorn]

I’m going to print this out and hang it in my kitchen

[the-memedaddy]

me💀irl

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[orriculum]

once against i desire a cooking show on how to make this package ramen good with shit i find in the communal kitchen

[pomegranatesandcoffee-deactivat]

You got curry powder? an onion? some chocolate? Put ramen in water and boil that fucker, and chop up that damn onion into those lil squares. Once the ramen is done, pour out most of the water, leaving enough for like a small bit of soup, not too much, not a full pot of soup this ain’t curry soup ramen alright. Put in that curry and that flavor packet, and those onions and simmer the bitch for like 20 minutes utnil you got some curry fuckin ramen. Add chocolate chips for some good richness, or milk if you don’t got chocolate. Boom bitch delicious fucking ramen that I would gladly slam in front of Gordon fuckin Ramsay.

[orriculum]

i have curry powder, a can of sloppy joe, salad dressing, mayo, salt, more salt, pepper, egg noodles and cayenne, ketchup, soysauce, duck sauce and mustard

[half-time-unicorn]

Chuck in some cabbage, some carrots, any veggies. Crack in an egg, it honestly makes you feel Healthy at once. Adding cheese (I usually use something more creamy, like brie or mozzarella) to thicken up the soup is also a great idea. Cheese works so surprisingly well with Shin ramen noodles. Got bacon, sausages, ham or left over sandwich meat? Chuck that in. If you want to be really healthy, pour out the water you use to boil the noodles in, rinse the noodles a bit, and then make the broth fresh. This gets rid of a lot of the oil that the ramen noodles carry. The easiest noodle soup base? Water (or stock) and some soy sauce. Chuck in some sesame or sesame oil if you have any. Add in some noodles and just call it Yangchun noodles, most people won't be able to tell the difference anyway. Be creative, understand basic cooking principles and then experiment. 

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[betweenthefairiesandme]

I was waiting for blastbeats and I was not disappointed

[puppycemetery]

[blxckberrying]

if you feel inundated with bad news lately, here’s a livestream where they show shelter kittens playing with and cuddling each other

[laaylic]

[half-time-unicorn]

not quite 22 yet but I feel ya

[churchyardgrim]

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

[your-url-is-problematic]

via @deadmomjokes

[half-time-unicorn]

wELL🙃

[favorite-aesthetic]

Space X Falcon 9 taking off above Downtown LA. Shot at 1 second interval!

This is how future looks.

[half-time-unicorn]

woooOOAHHHHHHHH

[aradhels]

-,’ types of people ,’-

tea: old souls, loves nature, bookworms, kindness, gardening, believes in old folklore, amazed with the universe, tiny houses, wandering through forests

coffee: loud music, messy hair, denim jackets, dogs, summer nights, making promises, competitive, wants to change the world, free spirits, adventures

water: bright smiles, has faith in humanity, curiosity, staying up late, poetry, nostalgia, the smell of vanilla, mythology, vintage shirts, pretty handwriting

hot chocolate: oversized sweaters, winter, rosy cheeks, cold hands, movie nights, cozy homes, the mom friend, loves their friends more than anything

[half-time-unicorn]

Idk why but reading these make me feel....positive?? And warm and relaxed??? Like the feeling warm Moradi colours would make you feel????

[i-am-a-fish]

now I may not be very good looking, I might not have much money, I possibly don’t have the charm or the social skills, maybe I’m not the smartest, may even be a big dumbass

[half-time-unicorn]

But??? I’m waiting for the but here. The twist. The lift-up.

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[mrrrl]

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

[brittascribbles]

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

[elodieunderglass]

- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot. 

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them. 

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them. 

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

[liquidlightning]

i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh

[strangerose]

This is what Hozier means when he says ‘I fall in love just a little bit everyday with someone new.’

[half-time-unicorn]

Okay guys but when I’m feeling down and just meh I just plop down in bed and open up Queer eyes and be like ugh ready to gorge on some of that positivity bish!!!

[books-n-quotes]

“It takes great deal of courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still learn to love it.”

— Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband