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Human. mother. masquerade breach. you can find me painting and touching up old master works. I'm Ruby. What can I do for you? (indie OC willing to rp with anyone. nsfw and triggering themes possible)

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[dogpuppy]

[ether-chosen]

Oh Laoise... you'll be two soon. Damn, where has the time gone?

[half-todeath]

Im right there with youuuu

[centralperksource]

#me in every conversation

[arguablysomaya]

brothers, amirite

[half-todeath]

So Red is recovering from our 4 year old charging into his waist *there*

There's at least one hole in the wall.

But Lucy had a blast just... Going full charge head first

[half-todeath]

And red is on the floor.

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

you'll truly never be prepped enough, sorry to say. I'll Be there shortly to do My part, though!

[half-todeath]

Oh with my kids im just happy they arent meta or magic or inhuman at all.

[summonsofink]

two?? TWO fully human kids! crazy!

[half-todeath]

Yup. To my knowlege anyway. I still think they're gremlins though.

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

you'll truly never be prepped enough, sorry to say. I'll Be there shortly to do My part, though!

[half-todeath]

Oh with my kids im just happy they arent meta or magic or inhuman at all.

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

call it six ounces, and it will be used to feed My toddler-and-infant offspring, who are too young to feed on lust like their daddy. I have ten-under-seven at the moment.

[half-todeath]

Ten under seven I ike.... ten KIDS?

Girl get some fucking sleep.

And yeah 6 Oz seems managable. How do you want it?

[summonsofink]

well, I said a litter 🤭🤭

don't worry, I can collect it without any puncture when We wrap up a contract. if your kiddos are still interested this afternoon, We can get it set up!

[half-todeath]

Oh Lucy definitely is. Shes been diving into the couch head first with a helmet on

[summonsofink]

very nice, very nice! I Am available now, so! if you're ready, We can get this underway.

[half-todeath]

Im... mostly ready. I don't think my house is damage proofed enough but for a day or so it should be fine

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

call it six ounces, and it will be used to feed My toddler-and-infant offspring, who are too young to feed on lust like their daddy. I have ten-under-seven at the moment.

[half-todeath]

Ten under seven I ike.... ten KIDS?

Girl get some fucking sleep.

And yeah 6 Oz seems managable. How do you want it?

[summonsofink]

well, I said a litter 🤭🤭

don't worry, I can collect it without any puncture when We wrap up a contract. if your kiddos are still interested this afternoon, We can get it set up!

[half-todeath]

Oh Lucy definitely is. Shes been diving into the couch head first with a helmet on

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

call it six ounces, and it will be used to feed My toddler-and-infant offspring, who are too young to feed on lust like their daddy. I have ten-under-seven at the moment.

[half-todeath]

Ten under seven I ike.... ten KIDS?

Girl get some fucking sleep.

And yeah 6 Oz seems managable. How do you want it?

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

does he have horns? or does he need them, too 🤭

[half-todeath]

He does not have horns.

And to prevent a fracture... possibly.

[summonsofink]

🤭🤭 excellent. then, if you were fine to pay a nominal fee of blood, I could form them up horns that are true and sturdy, and that they can break an enchantment and be rid of them at a moment's notice.

[half-todeath]

How much blood and what will it be used for?

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

does he have horns? or does he need them, too 🤭

[half-todeath]

He does not have horns.

And to prevent a fracture... possibly.

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

I could do it.

[half-todeath]

Yeah? Even if they're big and weird?

[summonsofink]

🙏

ESPECIALLY if they're big and weird.

[half-todeath]

My 4 year old is demanding I make her big ram horns

[summonsofink]

would real ram horns for a little while be okay?

[half-todeath]

Im debating because she wants them to head butt her brother

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

I could do it.

[half-todeath]

Yeah? Even if they're big and weird?

[summonsofink]

🙏

ESPECIALLY if they're big and weird.

[half-todeath]

My 4 year old is demanding I make her big ram horns

[half-todeath]

Hm... temporary horns. How to make temporary horns for my child?

[summonsofink]

I could do it.

[half-todeath]

Yeah? Even if they're big and weird?