Stab First, Ask Later

I am Lita Halford. Part of the human rebellion. Not interested in you. Keep moving.

[kingofbladehenge]

"You know you went down in history as the king with the shortest reign ." From a certain demon emporer

I haven’t a clue as to what you are referring to, but I am sure it is a threat.

[halfberdwielder]

I would like to remind you, anonymous, any possible threats towards my brother is a very poor choice on your part. 

[halfberdwielder]

wait, you like space? what are you a loser?

What I like or what I don’t like shouldn’t matter to you. Leave me be. 

[halfberdwielder]

What's your favorite color? :3

Well, I’ve always been particularly towards red or purple. The shimmering parts where they meet when the sky turns to night. I’ve always been fond of the sky and what it tells us. 

[striga]

[brutalhearts666]

Brütal Legend text meme part 20

The Sea of Black Tears cutscene in a nutshell 

First / Last / Next  

[halfberdwielder]

Lars/Ophelia not ur otp?

What. I- 

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[halfberdwielder]

what not a fan of Lars and Ophelia having kids?

Normal people do not speculate on their sibling’s future children. 

[halfberdwielder]

Do you ever relax?

I’ll relax when I’m buried in the ground. Any further obnoxious questions?

[halfberdwielder]

No day dreams about retiring and living a long happy life while your brother and Ophelia have kids?

If you could never bring that up again, I’d be thrilled, thank you. 

[halfberdwielder]

You don't have any plans at all? Really?

Where is this line of questioning coming from? I do not want to be distracted by... hopes or dreams when I have a mission to accomplish. What I want doesn’t matter beyond survival. 

[halfberdwielder]

What are you going to do once Lionwhyte is gone? Or do you not believe in making post-battle plans?

It’s best I not plan anything truly until Lionwhyte is cold and dead upon the ground in front of me. I’d rather not get distracted from I should be focusing on. 

[halfberdwielder]

There aren't many dating options for you in bladehenge, are there?

Romance is not a priority of mine, defeating Lionwhyte and freeing humanity is. There are more things that need my attention than... ‘dating’. 

[halfberdwielder]

FMK, Ophelia, Rima, Succoria?

I am going to pass on this strange line of questioning. I do not know who Rima is beyond someone else speaking of her. Ophelia and I have an... interesting enough relationship as it is. She is dating my brother, so no. I am not touching that with the full length of my halberd. Succoria.. who?

[halfberdwielder]

fuck marry kill, eddie, mangus and fire baron.

[halfberdwielder]

There is a very specific reason men in camp aren’t my ‘type’. 

[halfberdwielder]

How long would it take you to kill a man?

It would entirely depend on the man’s actions or crimes. A quick kill can save you time, but if this person has angered me enough, I could drag it out as needed. Lionwhyte certainly would be worth taking my time ensuring he understood his crimes fully before I would let him be free with death’s release. 

[halfberdwielder]

What do you think of Eddie's car, cool right?

It’s certainly impressive, but I do have to wonder where or how he came upon it. Much less how he knows how to operate such a... oddity. I suppose it is a secret of the titans, but it is a bit hard for me to wrap my head around at times.