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@kingofbladehenge
"You know you went down in history as the king with the shortest reign ." From a certain demon emporer
I haven’t a clue as to what you are referring to, but I am sure it is a threat.
I would like to remind you, anonymous, any possible threats towards my brother is a very poor choice on your part.
"You know you went down in history as the king with the shortest reign ." From a certain demon emporer
I haven’t a clue as to what you are referring to, but I am sure it is a threat.
Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.
Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly.
I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.
D’aww, thanks man!
What… what is this game? Is this a game?
I believe so? Although, I do not understand the objective of it.
Unless it leads to actually killing Lionwhyte, I have no interest in this strange ‘game’.
Yes. @askeddieriggs when are we going to advance on Lionwhyte?
Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.
Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly.
I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.
D’aww, thanks man!
What… what is this game? Is this a game?
I believe so? Although, I do not understand the objective of it.
Smash or pass Ormagoden!
What does this mean?
Fuck, marry, kill. Eddie, Mangus and Ophelia.
I would never kill one of my dear friends!
Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.
Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly.
I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.
No but seriously his axe is real cool you should check it out
Yes, I’ve seen it
I have a few questions as to where it came from, but I’ve seen it
So have you ever... looked at Eddie's sword? Er, axe?
Please no more innuendos.
Got any hobbies? Besides being kingly?
I...
I don’t think I do.
Huh...
Has Eddie ever sexual innuendo'ed at you?
I didn’t catch it in the moment, as with most innuendo’s, but I think he might’ve misunderstood me the first time I asked him if he had been looking at my sword...
YES YES I DO THINK YOU SHOULD. Not that your chest doesn't look great, mind you
I see. I will talk to Edward first and get his opinion on it before moving forward.
Thank you for the kindly suggestion!
Lars, I am deeply sorry for the sexual innuendo...
It’s quite alright!
I believe where Edward is from, such rude questions and comments are considered bonding?
So I am glad you consider yourself close enough to me to say such things!
You ever think about wearing some armor on your chest? Or at least closing your vest for extra protection?
I have not... Is that something you think I should do?
Is that sword heavy, it looks heavy
It is actually not as heavy as it looks! A little off balance due to part of the tip being missing, but not heavy.
Has anyone ever offered to "polish your sword?" *wink wink nudge nudge*
Not that I recall. Even so, I prefer no one but I to touch it. It’s rather old and battle damaged already, so I wouldn’t want to take the chance of something accidentally happening to it.
That is what you mean, right? The winking and nudging have me a bit wary, but I don’t know what else you’d be talking about…
Lars… This anon is asking if someone has offered you a sexual favor before.
Anon, I would advise you to keep such questions to yourself. Lest you’re invested in meeting the end of an actual blade.
Oh..
I-
I am embarrassed...
Has anyone ever offered to "polish your sword?" *wink wink nudge nudge*
Not that I recall. Even so, I prefer no one but I to touch it. It’s rather old and battle damaged already, so I wouldn't want to take the chance of something accidentally happening to it.
That is what you mean, right? The winking and nudging have me a bit wary, but I don’t know what else you’d be talking about...
