who you should fight: pjo/hoo edition
jason grace: who wins: jason but i mean why are you trying to fight him anyway. he’s a good kid
hazel levesque: who wins: hazel. she’s literally a witch. do you want to die.
leo valdez: who wins: it doesn’t even matter who wins please just fight this boy. he might set you on fire but who cares. someone needs to punch him. i’ll help you
grover underwood: who wins: you but at what cost. why are you fighting this cinnamon bun
thalia grace: who wins: get her a few feet off the ground and ur gold. otherwise this is a guaranteed loss. probably better to just avoid
piper mclean: who wins: piper probably but as long as you don’t let her talk you might win. one word and you’ll end up dead and possibly sell ur soul to her though
reyna avila ramírez-arellano: who wins: reyna. why would you even try this
rachel elizabeth dare: who wins: you might win but she could also just stop mid-fight and predict the exact moment of your death. she scares me
will solace: who wins: you. he can’t do much to you and he’s the best healer at camp too so he’ll be okay probably. fight him
clarisse la rue: who wins: clarisse. tbh if you’re fighting clarisse she probably started it so good luck getting outta that one
annabeth chase: who wins: ANNABETH. DONT DO THIS. THIS IS LITERALLY SUCH A BAD IDEA DON’T DO IT DON’T D O I T
percy jackson: who wins: could go either way. the kid might end up killing you in some spectacular and painful way but he might also just fuck up so badly you win by default. go for it though i want to see him get punched
coach hedge: who wins: you. just ignore the screaming and avoid the bat
luke castellan: who wins: he’s a good sword fighter but if you stand out of range and ask him about his evil plans/tragic backstory he’ll go off on a four page speech and you can try to get ur shot in then
frank zhang: who wins: why would you even want to fight frank?????? is he too kind???? too sweet for u??? please dont
nico di angelo: who wins: nico. he has killed more people than any of the seven and he doesn’t even have to touch them. dont try this
octavian: who wins: you. kick him