Mysterious Trash Adventures

Plagued by 📯🦵🏻thoughts 23

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Reminder: This is not a spoiler free blog for COD, The Mandalorian, Law and Order SVU, Cyberpunk 2077, etc.

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Broooo guess who’s seeing Acdc in September?!?!

ME.

BRIAN FUCKING JOHNSON WILL BE IN FRONT OF MY EYEBALLS ALL NIGHT. I WILL BE IN THE FUCKING PIT.

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robert de niro in falling in love (1980)

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Brooo so like maybe the 43 year old is not a good choice because he’s red pilled 💀💀💀 I really thought I found a nice guy 😤🤣 fuck.

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Just spent 8 hours at this stupid engineers apartment. Yes that dumb fuck nerd I keep mentioning. And sadly…

I would bark if he asked 😩🥲

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I may have spent too much at the movie theatre but like 👀👀👀

THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!!!

It’s makes me wanna rewatch all the Star Wars

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I might be team Tony after that last scene 👁️👄👁️

He’s such a fucking bastard omg 🥴

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I wanna have an Elio summer. I feel like the heartbreak could be good character development

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The weather is shitty and I am starving and forgot to take my steak out of the freezer 😭 I guess I’ll just eat my frozen ramen.

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Punisher: One Last Kill, aka 'Never let Jon Bernthal write again.' I know he read the comics; he wrote a foreword to the new edition of 'Welcome Back, Frank.' I think he just doesn't like the character and is coming with alternative takes.

He spends most of the runtime yelling like a baboon, crying, and hallucinating people. The fight scenes are not well choreographed. Ma Gnucci (not mauled by polar bears) just rolls up and tells him that her dozens and dozens of hired killers (none of them a little bit competent, I guess the budget for the assassination had to be cut) will show up at his place, she even tells him the exact time. Frank just sits there like a sack of potatoes and his would-be killers waste time murdering everyone in the block for no reason (they really have no reason for this).

The not-so-subtle implication of the story is that by not picking up the mantle, Frank is somehow responsible for the unrest and mass murder happening around him, and he should man up and start punishing people. This is a misunderstanding of the character. He is not here to fight crime or to make life better for people; he is there to punish people whom he deems unworthy to continue living.

The scenes where we see the Gnucci family getting murdered as Ma Gnucci does her little speech are straight up hilarious. I just couldn't take any of it seriously.

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Watched Punisher War Zone for the first time yippiiieeeeeeee. I was very soft for frank being protective of the little girl. I love dad frank so much.

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One Last Kill is so fucking dumb. Horrible special. Frank is def not made for modern writing. Disney can’t get him right lately.

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Brooooo I hate how feeding my brothers kids became my responsibility. Fucking dumbass mfer. Gonna report his ass to cps and his dumb fuck baby momma too.

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Yoooo Matt in the Taskforce outfit 😳😩

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I bought a front row ticket to a comedy stripper show and I’m going to live my best single life because fuck men. Also fuck that dork for saying no to the circus 💀 coulda had all my chaotic adorableness but noooo

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Rawhide

Incident of the One Hundred Amulets

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Bro I’m trying to go consistently to aquacise by myself but my stupid work schedule and therapy keeps getting in the way!!!! 😤 I need exercise which isn’t something I thought I’d ever say.