Ebony Connoisseur

Something to help me relax after a rather trying day.

[sweetoothgirl]

Strawberry Cream Cheese Breakfast Pastries

[halfcupulwaatberries]

I have seen a man so beautiful that I shed a tear.

[halfcupulwaatberries]

I require the latest meme the internet can provide.

[halfcupulwaatberries]

I seem to have misplaced both sets of my glasses...

[halfcupulwaatberries]

I wonder if I can acquire my medications while Noctis is in the shower.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

This is what I do in the shower sometimes

[sweetoothgirl]

Sticky Lemon Strawberry Sweet Rolls

[sweetoothgirl]

One-Bowl Victoria Sponge Cake

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The impatient Insomnian driver behind me honked before the light turned green. I spilt my Ebony.

Today will be trying.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible. 

[filthchan]

Control.

Is no one going to comment on how excessively horny on main that sounds. No? Just me?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

[filthchan]

#If you’re offering I would be more than happy to control your tiny thing if you by me dinner first.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What the fuck is happening to my post???

[halfcupulwaatberries]

Apologies, Noct. But there is in fact a reason I do not allow you, Gladio, or Prompto to accompany me on my Saturday night adventures.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible. 

[filthchan]

Control.

Is no one going to comment on how excessively horny on main that sounds. No? Just me?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

[halfcupulwaatberries]

Is it considered treasonous to ignore the impending fight that is brewing between his Highness and the Chosen One?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

I don’t believe I’ll ever be able to kill another Hundlegs in my life.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible. 

[hookedonfishingforreel]

"Control"

[halfcupulwaatberries]

#Hands keep shaking!!#Also sounds good but please don't get mad if you see me picking out peppers#They're gross iggy

You cannot expect me to allow that in good conscious, your Highness. I know you do not believe so, but vegetables are good for you, and you need to eat some of them if you ever hope to be king.

[blackcoffeedreams]

Clear Lemon Pie!

https://barrylewis.net/recipe/clear-lemon-meringue-pie/

[grandmawitch]

Butternut squash & mushroom noodle bowl

• 2 lb. butternut squash peeled and chopped

• 2 Tbsp vegetable oil

• 8 oz shiitake mushrooms stemmed and sliced

• 2 cups spinach leaves

• 8 oz dried soba noodles

• 1/3 cup soy sauce

• 1/2 cup water

• 2 Tbsp sriracha

• 1 Tbsp honey

• 1 tsp ground ginger

• 2-3 cloves minced garlic

• 4 cups vegetable broth

1. Preheat oven to 425F. Line baking sheet with parchment paper. Toss squash with oil to coat and spread over baking sheet. Bake 15 minutes stir in the mushrooms and roast 15 minutes more. Add spinach, toss to wilt.

2. Cook noodles according to package directions, drain. In a saucepan combine soy sauce, water, sriracha, honey, ground ginger, garlic, and broth. Simmer 5 minutes.

3. Divide noodles and squash mixture into bowls and ladle in broth.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible.