if your friends don't dance, well they're no friends of mine

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

[234am]

memes? memes

[234am]

Ardyn may be a luxury, but he’s cheap.

[isardynizuniastillathot]

Day 265:

Ardyn Izunia is still a THOT.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible. 

[filthchan]

Control.

Is no one going to comment on how excessively horny on main that sounds. No? Just me?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

[filthchan]

#If you're offering I would be more than happy to control your tiny thing if you by me dinner first.

[234am]

memes? memes

[halfcupulwaatberries]

Is it considered treasonous to ignore the impending fight that is brewing between his Highness and the Chosen One?

[filthchan]

Oh, is the princeling about to throw hands with himself?

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[halfcupulwaatberries]

The point of tiny food, your Highness, is control, portioning, and the desire to make a meal as small as physically possible. 

[filthchan]

Control.

Is no one going to comment on how excessively horny on main that sounds. No? Just me?

[hookedonfishingforreel]

#WH? #HOW DARE! #I AM A VERY AVERAGE 5"9' THANK YOU VERY MUCH #PROMPTO IS SHORTER THAN ME

[filthchan]

Oh do send Prompto along so we can compare heights, o diminutive prince.

[hookedonfishingforreel]

What even is the point of tiny food?

[filthchan]

Why, dear princeling -- what do you suppose to eat when you’ve been hit by an unfortunate mini spell?

[sailorbrazil]

[oops-no-other-blog-available]

[filthchan]

My house is infested with shrieking goblin children who seem to think they will soon get candy for their misbehavior.

[discount-daddy]

[luciferschoice-art]

Just a little thing from my last livestream… sorry for the crappyness… but… has this been done before? I really need to do more of those haha it’s fun 

PS: Sorry for my followers who followed me for OC related things. I’ll come back to them of course. But I’m still in FFXV hell and I love it! TuT”

- ▌ Tools used: Paint Tool SAI ▌ Adjustments: PS CS6 ▌ Art: by me ▌ Base : Dunno who made it TuT ▌ Character / Design / © belong to Square Enix / Final Fantasy XV ▌ NO USE WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION

[sandplague]

just going to slap this on every post I make now

[zacharyfair]

i just swallowed a bunch of pebbles

[filthchan]

Are you more stupid than a bird?

[vanmec]

Who’s a good boy??

[magitekunit05953234]

i have never made anything of value in my life