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mcdolans

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

semememes-blog

HOW

lexiwestiiee

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

clariphonete-deactivated2014111

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE

wrappingpaper

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

bbassam-deactivated20151227

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual

d0nn0-deactivated20150125

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

heylesbianlove

sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2

i don’t have time for people who hate tony stark

disneyswalt

cyborgsmanifesto

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked

cleaning your vibrators

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

illkim

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

antifa-hulk

You could finish him or finish him

josepeacock

Meg and Meg as Goddess of The Underworld

lennythereviewer

This is totally something Hades would do out of revenge. Assuming Meg doesn’t become immortal by proxy of being with Herc, once she dies for real, Hades is waiting there with the biggest grin on his face

“Meg, Meg, Meg…good ol’ nutmeg~! How ya doing? Here lemme take your coat, you’ll catch your death of cold, Eh!? ….yeesh it won’t kill ya to laugh, okay okay I’m done. Noooow I KNOW we said somethings you’re gonna regret…but I think I came up with a bit of a mutually beneficial arrangement for the two of us. I will GRACIOUSLY give you MY job for say ooooh the next thousand years while I take a little vacation. You get off torture and damnation free, whaddaya say? Huh? No? Y’know what, ya drive a hard bargin, I’ll even let wonderbread visit from time to time, I’m sure you’d have LOADS to talk about, deal? GOOD! We’re in buisness! OH and wouldja look at that, your first customers! Now let’s see who it is….Oooh…wonderboys adoptive parents…don’tcha just hate when in-laws drop in unannounced?”

enots-eissej

buttspice

when you come into your room and someone’s there

hotboxhero

T'was the night before 4/20

When all through the house, everyone was smoking, even the mouse. Munchies waited by their loaded bowls with care, In hopes that 4/20 soon would be there.

All the stoners lay passed out in their beds, while visions of bong rips danced in their heads.

urpocketfairy

^^^^^^

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sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

LISTEN UP I GOT A STORY TO TELL

SO AT OUR SCHOOL THERE ARE NO PHONES ALLOWED BUT WE STILL TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND TODAY THE CLASS PRES ALMOST RAMMED THE DOOR DOWN AND YELLED “HIDE YOUR PHONES THE HEADMISTRESS WILL CHECK YOUR BAGS FOR PHONES AND TAKE THEM AWAY IF SHE FINDS THEM” AND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS YOU COULD SEE THIRTY FACES OF PURE HORROR AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING AND TAKING OFF THEIR SHOES AND PUTTING THEIR PHONES THERE, SOME PUT THEIRS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, A GIRL WITH THICK CURLY HAIR PUT HERS IN HER FUCKING HAIR, SOME HIDTHEIR PHONES IN THEIR BOOKS, A BITCH I HATE TAPED HERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HER CHAIR AND I HID MINE ON MY BRA AND THE EARPHONES ON MY SHOE AND YOU COULD SEE BULLIES HELPING THEIR VICTIMS HIDE THEIR PHONES AND ASKING THEM IF IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT THEY HID THEIR PHONES ON THEIR PANTS OR STH AND AFTER THE HORROR HAD PASSED PEOPLE WERE YELLING BECAUSE THEIR PHONES SMELT LIKE DIRTY FEET IT WAS AMAZING

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

let this die i beg of you

espurrellie

This is beautiful and shouldn’t die.

sasstronauuut-deactivated201906

I SWEAR TO FUCK THIS HAD LIKE 400 NOTES AN HOUR AGO WHO MADE THIS BLOW UP WHO

ubercharge

a beautiful situation showing humans working together and co-operating

abcdezzz

Never fucking settle. I can’t stress this enough. In my 21 years of life, I want this to be the one thing that I have learned better than all other lessons. If a boy asks if you are okay, knowing that you are not, and leaves it alone when you say “yes” please leave. If your best friend is having a bad night and you make her food, lay with her and let her cry on your shoulder and the next week does not do the same thing for you when you are crippled from pain at 3 in the morning, please realize she is not your friend. If your parents invite you over for dinner but antagonize you for dying your hair a new color the moment you walk through the door, please go home and do not let them control you. Please realize that no matter who the person is nor their level of importance to you, you do not deserve it. You do not need people in your life who do not appreciate you or what you do. You do not need to belittle yourself just to make others happy. You need to keep yourself at the top of your priority list. For fuck’s sake, you are all you fucking have. You’re it. You’re everything. It’s all you, baby. Please, please just fucking make the most of it and fuck the rest.