[halfemptyjournal]

3 am bon doodle

[dogpuppy]

can i blow you and makeout with you and your beard wet style

I do not have a penis to blow or a beard to wet style I’m so sorry

[saltedume]

[houndstooth-draws]

[halfemptyjournal]

You can't marry Willy, but you can get tenderly fucked by him on day 28 of spring year one if you never go fishing

[halfemptyjournal]

If you do go see him on day three, like a prude, he will extend an invitation to fuck that you do not accept.

[halfemptyjournal]

You can't marry Willy, but you can get tenderly fucked by him on day 28 of spring year one if you never go fishing

[boyd-stevens]

JURASSIC PARK 1993, dir. Steven Spielberg

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[halfemptyjournal]

This is NOT A DRILL I saw an OTTER TODAY,, actually I saw TWO OTTERS TODAY THEYRE BEAUTIFUL

[halfemptyjournal]

OTTERS!!!!1!1!1!1!

[halfemptyjournal]

can any geologists tell me if I found a rock or petrified wood?

[halfemptyjournal]

This is NOT A DRILL I saw an OTTER TODAY,, actually I saw TWO OTTERS TODAY THEYRE BEAUTIFUL

[koiagain]

fun game called pick at ur scalp until it bleeds

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[applemelodies]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life