The Osakan Half Kappa

"Oh, um, hello there. My name is Rio, I'm...well, what I am isn't important. If you need something repaired or made, I'm your guy, though...!" (A touhou OC blog for Rio "Osaka" Kazuhiko, a half kappa, half human living in Gensokyo in the kappa village. I don't mind crossovers at all ^^) Faceclaim used will be Terumi Minamoto from Minamoto-kun Monogatari

[animationtidbits]

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Promotional Art

[halfkappaengineer]

*exists*

[halfkappaengineer]

Existing is nice.

So is sleep.

[moniquill]

[zero-width-space]

[chao-lu]

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[vidya-g-cat]

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[goblinization]

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[penultimate-illusion]

F

[elluvians-deactivated20260113]

[lilitasticc]

If fighting is sure to result in Victory then you must Fight!

Sun Tzu said that!

And I’d say he knows a little more about Fighting than you do pal!

Because he invented it!

Train and Fight!

WarriorSoldier

[gluttonousgoddess]

I hate to inform you, Sunny T didn’t invent fighting or battle. Perfected it maybe.

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

God, I hate misonformation. Sun Tzu DID invent fighting.

And then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat

AND THEN HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.

[writing-prompt-s]

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

[nunyabizni]

[halfkappaengineer]

...oddly enough, I thought my about page for Rio was a bit more...cringy? I mean I did make him about...god, how long has it been since I made his blog. 8 years...?

[halfkappaengineer]

Mmmm...maybe I’ll redo Rio here. Keep the blog, fix stuff around. He’s got kind of a...lame story and stuff...

[halfkappaengineer]

So. Remember when I did stuff here. No? Fair enough.

[sharlayan]

Alexander Prime

[brittsmemes]

Winter Starter Sentences

“Baby, it’s cold outside.“ 

“Don’t forget your sweater.“ 

“Do you want marshmallows with your cocoa?“ 

“We’re snowed in!“ 

"The roads are too icy, looks like you’re staying here." 

"What do you want for Christmas." 

"I got your present today!" 

"Do you believe in Santa?" 

"You still believe in Santa?" 

"Your nose is as red as Rudolph’s." 

"Are you looking forward to guiding Santa’s sleigh?" 

"Can you name all the reindeer’s?" 

"What’s your favorite Christmas song?" 

"Merry Christmas, baby" 

"Merry Christmas!" 

"I’m cold." 

"Cuddle me?" 

"Do you have an extra blanket?" 

"Could you sleep with me tonight? For warmth." 

"Is that mistletoe?”

[viamadlucem]

"Hey. Hey Riese. Hey. Riese." Rio walks up to his girlfriend and just...pokes her cheek. A few times even.

“Rio, I’m more likely to answer if you stop poking me,” Riese glowered.

[halfkappaengineer]

viamadlucem:

halfkappaengineer:

“Maybe…later at least? If we do this right now, I don’t know how long it’ll be before I can stop myself…” He chuckled and looked into her eyes, smirking a bit

“Who says I’d want you to stop?” She winked, tracing a circle on his chest.

“I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m dealing with Haruka instead, haha~” Rio’s arms held onto her tightly and he pulled her in to kiss her softly.

[viamadlucem]

"Hey. Hey Riese. Hey. Riese." Rio walks up to his girlfriend and just...pokes her cheek. A few times even.

“Rio, I’m more likely to answer if you stop poking me,” Riese glowered.

[halfkappaengineer]

viamadlucem:

halfkappaengineer:

viamadlucem:

halfkappaengineer:

“…I wasn’t thinking THAT. …well not fully. I more meant something nice, like dinner or a walk or something…” And that light tint of red on his cheeks definitely showed he WAS thinking a bit of “that”-

“Riiiiight, totally not thinking about…stripping me naked right here and taking me on the Paopu tree,” she grinned.

“…well now I am. …dammit Riese, I’m trying NOT to be a pervert right now, you’re not helping.” Of course Rio couldn’t help but laugh at this and suddenly hug her.

She giggled and hugged him back.

“Maybe...later at least? If we do this right now, I don’t know how long it’ll be before I can stop myself...” He chuckled and looked into her eyes, smirking a bit

[viamadlucem]

"Hey. Hey Riese. Hey. Riese." Rio walks up to his girlfriend and just...pokes her cheek. A few times even.

“Rio, I’m more likely to answer if you stop poking me,” Riese glowered.

[halfkappaengineer]

viamadlucem:

halfkappaengineer:

“…I wasn’t thinking THAT. …well not fully. I more meant something nice, like dinner or a walk or something…” And that light tint of red on his cheeks definitely showed he WAS thinking a bit of “that”-

“Riiiiight, totally not thinking about…stripping me naked right here and taking me on the Paopu tree,” she grinned.

“...well now I am. ...dammit Riese, I’m trying NOT to be a pervert right now, you’re not helping.” Of course Rio couldn’t help but laugh at this and suddenly hug her.