put a shirt on that beast

larn, 32, they/she 🎷🐛 do yall ever just post some bullshit on the stupid fucking internet

[halflifealyx]

I heard tits are back

[halflifealyx]

Literally OBSESSED with her..............

[halflifealyx]

Sent this picture to my dad and he said "is that yours". No dad I found it on the Google. What do you think

[halflifealyx]

Literally OBSESSED with her..............

[halflifealyx]

I'm wrapped in cling film and on my way home and it literally looks so cute I'm gonna DIE she suggested adding pink on the paws and nosie and it's so 🥹🥹🥹 me rat......

[halflifealyx]

WOOP WOOP WOOP

[shounendyke]

they should invent a life that is simple and easy to live and full of joy

[mytasteinmemes]

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[decompose1]

i cabt stop thinkinh about this pic so beautiful soulful

[blackpyrefly]

things we know about girls

they dont like to go to work

thhey like to eat a burger

[mwuffie]

imgur is such an orc name

[mwuffie]

a beautiful baby orc named imgur link

[c3rvida3]

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

[c3rvida3]

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

[c3rvida3]

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

[c3rvida3]

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

[c3rvida3]

Anyway,

Oh, Deer Lord.

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[gay-pippin]

If porn is still banned then how come I can post Sam giving it to gollum raw and wiggling?

[funnytwittertweets]

[griancraft]

Salmon also “twitch” in the “stream” so maybe you should “follow” their example and get outside.

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room