[wine-kitten]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[awwww-cute]

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

scifi dog attire

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

The 6th Element

[quantumghosts]

so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication

WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:

This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, I’m so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.

I ended up submitting these five haikus:

And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):

They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I can’t wait for the issue to come out.

[t-challas-deactivated20170215]

[thatgalpal]

THE GIF THAT STARTED IT ALL

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

nah im weak af he slapped the shit outta boy

[toshio]

[ahoychrispineda-deactivated2022]

I love this so much

[rocknrollgroupie-deactivated202]

I wanna be Hyde’s girlfriend

[stability]

stop this is honestly so cute

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Here’s my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Croquet

[leafcrunch]

this genuinely rules

[stability]

I can’t wait to always be so extra for my kids tbh

[peachine]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

[accras]

To the First Lady, With Love

[nipsndnaps-deactivated20170717]

Contoured to the gawds

[omnistruck]

I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED

[halfpast-dead]

omg

[louises-belcher]

if you don’t care about me, please don’t ever pretend that you do

[deathrecords-deactivated2016070]

[theryanproject]