Halfway Around the World

That won't stop me from loving you Ask Me Anything

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[halfwayaroundtheworld]

I'm getting a breast reduction in four months, and HOO BOY do I feel this.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner]

I’ve committed the ultimate sin.

[sushinfood]

This is perfection.

[halfwayaroundtheworld]

This is now a permanent Saturday night fixture on my feed. Get used to it.

[zvart]

@cat-bat

[cat-bat]

My friends know me so well

[halfwayaroundtheworld]

If a Saturday ever comes that this doesn’t come across my dash, send a search party because I’ve been missing for a week.

[chrocrodia12-deactivated2017060]

[unadulterated-esoteric-chaos]

I fcking love this … if at first you don’t succeed!!!!!!

[jehovahhthickness]

More black acrobatics pls

[ml8807]

Yes!

[mochadeelightful]

Motivation

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

Wal-Mart employees can now deliver your online orders on their way home from work

Hundreds of Wal-Mart orders have been delivered to customers by store workers as part of a test of a new delivery system.

Remember, if there’s still an ounce of blood in that body of yours they’ll find a way to suck you dry of it. 

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Courtney Reagan lives up to their name by making sound like this is an opportunity for Wal-mart workers

[super-love-songs]

Employees aren’t forced to do it though. It’s an optional thing and they’ll be paid for it as overtime. Do yo research!!

[nintendette]

“Optional” will always turn into “employees who opt out will be fired over those who don’t.” Then they’ll add driving as a requirement for any employee, leaving anyone who can’t drive ‘unqualified’ for the register.

How do you measure how much extra time they spend during their drive home? Will they be compensated for gas? Will they be trained and compensated as delivery drivers?

We did our research.

[howprolifeofyou]

“Wal-Mart compensates the employees for it but declined to elaborate how it works.”

Wow, not sketchy at all!

Seriously though, as someone above said this is just another ploy to bleed workers dry and not have to pay for pesky things like trained truck drivers.

[babybutta]

This is shady

[beyonceisstraight]

Its more than shady. I have seen employers cut corners in every way possible even if that means employees have to suffer for it or not be compensated for it. An old boss of mine didn’t want to hire an organizer or catering crew so he “asked a favor” of staff members to work at his daughter’s engagement and they would be paid for their time. That was cheaper than having actual caterers and paying all those fees.

This is just walmart being lazy and cheap.  This is CEO’s drinking lemonade at the country club and being struck by a great idea to use their assets (employees) to cut corners and not having to hire drivers, have extra vehicles bought, hire a delivery clerk/manager, designate costs to deliver and work out a whole delivery system.  Deliveries take a bit more organizing than just throwing something in a truck if its an actual service you’re seeking to offer. How are you gonna know who gets what, and what goes where? There’s probs a manager who’s going to have this added to their list of duties and never have their pay raised.

Getting people to work off the clock is the most malicious thing I’ve ever seen and it happens all the time.

[profeminist]

Source

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this trend of people offering simple, usually good advice for feeling slightly better and being immediately met with “WE CANT ALL BE NEUROTYPICAL KAREN” needs to die ASAP if only because 99.99% of the time on Tumblr its friendly advice from one mentally ill person to the rest of us

[yavn]

“don’t tell me to exercise, eat more protein, and journal my thoughts!!!! we can’t all be neurotypical” thanks i get it but good, healthy habits are the #1 thing any therapist will recommend you try to improve your mental health, and while i get its hard to do with depression, not bothering at all to even try is entirely your own fault

[stopbeinggrunge-blog]

^ yeah no… Try again

[yavn]

ive struggled with severe mental health issues for years and was in a place where my depression had such a grip over me that i literally could not function.

theres a big difference between mental illness holding you back from healthy habits, and not even giving anything a shot at all. living with depression & anxiety is a crippling and destructive reality, and sometimes, you can try your best and still not be able to eat a meal, or get in the shower, or put on running shoes, or even get out of bed at all. 

but to completely disregard the advice people are given is to spit in the face of the mentally ill people who are making progress by taking those exact steps. i get that depression doesnt let you decide when you do or don’t look after yourself - i experience that every single day. but acting like actual, real advice is “only for neurotypicals” is a punch in the gut to those of us who are working every day to get better.

[invalidated-at-every-turn]

Also, those things do help. No, they won’t cure anything. No, they don’t work immediately, or even all the time. They’re unpredictable and frustrating, and I get that if you’ve tried something and it hasn’t worked (as well as you had hoped) that it can be annoying to be told to keep trying. But the fact of the matter is that trying is all we’ve got. And every tiny little bit better you get every time you try adds up, slowly. As hard as it is you just have to keep going. Or not, but then don’t shit all over the people who are

[darkgirlswirl-deactivated201611]

[artfulbrute]

This is joyous..

[thechanelmuse]

[micdotcom]

[astrobottyotty]

Okay here is the important stuff together. Her name is Christina Hamberger, she is 15, she would most likely be in black, she is Latina and LGBTQ+, she was last seen in Kingston, NY but her phone was traced to Yonkers, NY (right above NYC), so she may be heades to the city, she might be in the company of an older man (early to mid 20’s) with tattoos. If you see her contact the police or message me here I don’t care what time of day it is!

[aqua-dan]

100 OC Asks

Okay, so there are plenty of these out there but I just wanted to make one of my own! (That, and I’m high-key desperate for asks about my OCs lol) Just tag your OCs so people can ask you these!

1. What do they smell like?

2. What is their voice like?

3. What is their biggest motivator?

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

6. What do they like to wear?

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

11. What do they feel most insecure about? 

12. How do they like to dress?

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

15. What is their greatest achievement?

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

19. Are they right or left handed?

20. Fears?

21. Favorite kind of weather?

22. Favorite color?

23. Do they collect anything?

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

25. What is their eye color?

26. What is their race/ethnicity?

27. Hair color?

28. Are they happy where they are currently?

29. Are they a morning person?

30. Sunrise or sunset?

31. Are they more messy or more organized?

32. Pet peeves?

33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?

34. Least favorite food?

35. Least favorite color?

36. Least favorite smell?

37. When was the last time they cried?

38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?

39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?

40. Do they have any scars?

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

42. Do they have any bad habits?

43. Why might someone dislike them?

44. Why might someone love them?

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

49. Do they like surprises?

50. When is their birthday?

51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

52. Do they have any family?

53. Are they close to their family?

54. What is their MBTI type?

55. What is their zodiac sign?

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

57. What D&D alignment are they?

58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?

59. What are their views on death?

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

61. When bored, how do they pass time?

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

63. Do they have an accent?

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

66. How do they feel about sex?

67. What is their sexuality?

68. Do they become squeamish at the sight of blood?

69. Is there anything that they find really gross?

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

71. Do they enjoy helping people?

72. Are they allergic to anything?

73. Do they have a pet?

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they loose their temper?

75. How patient are they?

76. Are they good at cooking?

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

78. How do they act when they’re particularly happy?

79. What do they do when they learn about other people’s fears?

80. Are they trustworthy?

81. Do they try to hide their emotions? Are they good at it?

82. Do they exercise regularly?

83. Are they comfortable with the way they look?

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

85. What kind of personalities do they find attractive?

86. Do they like sweet foods?

87. What is their age?

88. Are they tall or short or somewhere in between?

89. Do they wear glasses or contacts?

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

91. What is their sense of humor like?

92. What mood are they most often in?

93. What kinds of things anger them?

94. Outlook on life?

95. What kind of things make them sad/depressed?

96. What is their greatest weakness?

97. What is the greatest strength?

98. Something that they regret?

99. Biggest accomplishment?

100. Create your own!

[rociosilverroot-deactivated2017]

Also desperate

[catbatart]

Dewit

[wilwheaton]

(via Daily reminder about the true purpose of the “War on Drugs” : LateStageCapitalism)

[spengs]

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

[spengs]

update:

[spengs]

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

[betaruga]

Life found a way…

[stunningpicture]

Who never thought about this?

[throwawayaye-deactivated2018070]

This bothers me

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

it’s a gas?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

fire cannot have a shadow because it is a source of light jesus christ i hate this website

[liberbill]

This is the same website that believed you could have unlimited chocolate if you cut it the right way.

[academiemelusine]

These people are our future

[areodesy-deactivated20150706]

Okay so I really really want to know how you trumpet fellating douchefucks managed to spring fully formed into the world, knowing every single little thing that has ever existed ever?

Because shit, that would be some groundbreaking scientific and theological wetdream.

OP is basically going “wow, this is a cool thing. Who else never really considered why this cool science thing does this cool science thing” and eventually some assholes turn up and go; ” i hate this website”, to “THESE people are our future”?

What the frickity frick you fun sucking vampiric pisslords.

Shit son, you are literally the perfect example of why kids go “science is hard and boring”. Because instead of going “Heck yeah! This weird thing happens because gases! Because flames! Because light! Because the world is weird and fun and dude if you think this thing this is cool check out this and this and this!” 

Because instead of going “Yeah, not everyone knows as much as science about me. Everyone has to learn things somewhere; come on friend have I got so much to show you.”

You went; “I’m self absorbed as heckle and I think that everyone MUST  know or they’re just silly ignorant peasants aha lol im smart. Screw this website and the kids on it.”

I could go on all day, but you know what friend? We all have to start somewhere, because education in a single county district can be as unequal and bollocked up as heck, let alone between countries, between ages, between classes, between days and I have so much to show you.

Let’s start here;

Good luck.

[ultralaser]

i’ve never seen this version yelling at the science hipsters before, good addition

[wilwheaton]

Fuck gatekeepers.

[a-beautiful-queen]

[hoekagei]

SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[seriouslyamerica]

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.

Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father

Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive

Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist 

She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)

Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage

Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….

[tassiekitty]

Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.

[jazzthefraz-deactivated20200320]

How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.

[allanime01]

Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people. Man Rugrats was the shit.