#raccoondad

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OKAY D-BAGS!! YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FOUL-MOUTHED, GUN-SLINGING, NOT-RACCOON, RACCOONDAD TO BUST YOUR BALLS && COVER UP REAL EMOTIONS WITH ALCOHOL, SARCASM, && THE OCCASIONAL DONUT, GIVE THIS POST A LIKE//REBLOG. PERKS INCLUDE DELIGHTFUL OOC CHAT && ENDLESS CRACK.

MCU && 616 MIXED CANON • PRIVATE && SELECTIVE • TAKING NO PRISONERS

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Marvel fans walking back into the cinemas for Avengers 4 in 2019

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[halfwcrld]

OKAY D-BAGS!! YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FOUL-MOUTHED, GUN-SLINGING, NOT-RACCOON, RACCOONDAD TO BUST YOUR BALLS && COVER UP REAL EMOTIONS WITH ALCOHOL, SARCASM, && THE OCCASIONAL DONUT, GIVE THIS POST A LIKE//REBLOG. PERKS INCLUDE DELIGHTFUL OOC CHAT && ENDLESS CRACK.

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Everybody’s got dead people. It’s no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!

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 *   AVENGERS   :   INFINITY   WAR   SENTENCE   STARTERS   .

 warning   !   this   post   contains   quotes   from   the   movie   &.   thus   contains   spoilers   !   don’t   reblog   if   you   haven’t   seen   it   &.   don’t   want   it   spoiled   .   (   feel   free   to   change   pronouns   ,   etc   .   this   is   not   in   chronological   order   )   .

did you do it ?

what did it cost ?

what exactly is it that they do ?

oh , screw you , i’ll do it myself !

you will never be a god .

what did you imagine ?

this does put a smile on my face .

what’s the matter with you , kids ? you’ve never seen a spaceship before ?

oh , we’re using our made-up names ? in that case , i’m _____ .

let’s talk about this plan of yours . i think it’s good , except it sucks .

i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerry’s named a flavor after me .

evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !

you should have gone for the head .

i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .

in time , you will know what it’s like to lose .

dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .

i’m sorry … i’m sorry .

you’re invited to my wedding .

don’t forget this might be dangerous , so let’s put on our mean faces .

death follows him like a shadow .

you have my respect . 

i hope they remember you .

you kill and torture and you call it mercy .

you failed .

did we just lose ?

who the hell are you guys ?

today we don’t fight for any life … we fight for all of them .

so this is it ? it’s all been leading to this .

it’s alright .

you could never hurt me .

no resurrections this time .

how is it you know this place so well ?

i do have a bit of experience in that arena .

i lost more than you could know .

but now is no time to mourn .

wake him up .

you really are the worst .

i saved you .

what master do you serve ?

what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?

dude , you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards .

i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?

all this , just for a drop of blood .

where’s your other friend ?

you will have nothing but dust , and blood .

we have blood to spare .

i should’ve stayed on the bus !

congratulations , you’re a prophet .

i’m a survivor .

you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet .

it means get lost squidward !

i got you . i got you .

he did it .

what is this ? what the hell is happening ?

i will take it off your corpse .

he’ll die alone , as will you .

i  need you to create a diversion .

we’re all gonna die !

i thought you might be hungry .

you were supposed to protect us .

what did you do ?

you’re a total d-hole .

i know what it’s like to lose .

you should have killed me !

i don’t want to go , please , i don’t want to go .

this is no place to die .

i told you … that you would die for that .

we’re in the endgame now .

it was the only way .

motherf-

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give me rocket sulking around post-iw because he literally lost EVERYONE who meant anything to him all over again && he doesn't know what to do with himself now that all his asshole friends are gone && groot's gone && he's stuck shooting holes into walls, drinking more than he ever has, spitting mean comments at anything that moves, && playing groot's handheld game over && over because he literally does not know what to do with himself his FAMILY is gone.

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[jvnkr]

you know, you’re getting weirder.

“Th'fuck do you know?” Her words were slurred as she all but slumped against the wall, the bottle of jack she’d stolen from him the last time they’d seen each other–before half the universe had been ripped from existence–clutched in her fingers and half drained of it’s mind numbing contents.

She’d lost her family–again! No rhyme or reason, one second they were there and the next they’d faded into nothingness; and she was left utterly and completely alone in the middle of some dark corner of space.

Moving to take another swig of her mindnumbing remedy, she paused; something was wrong, even halfway down a bottle she could see that. Then it hit her.

“Wh–…where’s the kid…?” It was no secret that Arista liked Groot, she and the little twig had managed to foster a special little relationship; she’d sing to him and dance with him around the workshop. She’d even bought him that video game that Rocket and the others seemed to hate.

“Rocket…? Where’s the kid…?” This time the question came out a little smoother, a little more sober and a little more alarmed. Maybe he did know what she was going through after all.

[halfwcrld]

OKAY D-BAGS!! YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FOUL-MOUTHED, GUN-SLINGING, NOT-RACCOON, RACCOONDAD TO BUST YOUR BALLS && COVER UP REAL EMOTIONS WITH ALCOHOL, SARCASM, && THE OCCASIONAL DONUT, GIVE THIS POST A LIKE//REBLOG. PERKS INCLUDE DELIGHTFUL OOC CHAT && ENDLESS CRACK.

MCU && 616 MIXED CANON • PRIVATE && SELECTIVE • TAKING NO PRISONERS

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jfc i wanna write. . .

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please reblog if original characters are welcome to your blog.

and no, I don’t mean ONLY if they have a fancy theme with extreme coding. I don’t mean ONLY if they have absolutely zero uniqueness to them or their background. I don’t mean ONLY if they’re popular / have a lot of followers. I don’t mean ONLY if they’re male oc’s. I mean EVERYONE; all original characters that you’re interested in writing with. by reblogging this, you’re letting them know that they don’t have to participate in ELITISM to be good / worthy characters.

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@halfwcrld ✮| bc peter misses his buddy.

❛  TELL ME THE  truth ‘fore i hit you.  did you spend the last of our units on gadgets  ?  the units i was puttin’ away to pay for the docking fees on Knowhere  ?  ❜

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                    AN UNEASY SPREAD of his pointed maw left pearly canines bared in the other’s direction. A sheepish smile--- - or the nearest thing to it the raccoon could make.

                                   “ - ——Gadgets really ain’t right. . . it was a bomb. “

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SOMEONE LET ME TALK ABOUT [ LYLLA ] !!

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Lizzie talking about Rocket Raccoon during the IW Press Tour