Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising sentence starters
105 starters
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content warning: cussing, drug mention, sexual themes
“Do you want me to put a pillow over your mouth?”
“Are you gonna, like, choke me or something?”
“You just look like you might throw up.”
“Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?”
“You’re still sexy though.”
“_____, I think I might be pregnant.”
“I need to poo twice sometimes! When I’m nervous I poo twice!”
“Hide your unmentionables!”
“What’s that bullshit? Were you trying to fuck us over?”
“Look, can you just watch your language, please?”
“That’s not a dildo. That is a… toy. From a cartoon. Japanese.”
“Ah, Jesus Christ, man, we’re getting old.”
“I don’t even understand how that physically works.”
“Don’t take your shit out on me, okay?”
“Your parties must totally suck ass if you can’t smoke weed.”
“I don’t actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts so I don’t look like a loser.”
“Oh my god, I feel like this entire room is just a giant arrow pointing upstairs so they can fuck us.”
“‘Sup? You wanna go upstairs?”
“This isn’t exactly what I expected, you know?”
“That was the most weird party ever.”
“If I’m being honest, I’ve never done drugs before, but college is about new experiences, and here I am, and I’m gonna do weed.”
“Okay, um, I’ve been in a pretty intense relationship since, like, third grade.”
“That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my literal life.”
“Well, personally, I’ve made love to three men.”
“High school kind of sucked, if we’re being totally honest.”
“You scared the crap out of me.”
“Goddamnit! I fucking knew it!”
“I am so sick and tired of all these guys coming into our lives and trying to tell us what to do.”
“We’re not little girls anymore. We are strong, adult women.”
“I wanna be your sister!”
“I told you guys to shut the fuck up!”
“I just feel, like, really under-valued, you know.”
“The Greeks believed we are each half of a whole. _____, you are the half that makes me whole.”
“I just ran here, barefoot, really far.”
“I can’t make an Eggo! I can’t make one. I don’t know how.”
“What the fucking fuck? What’s happening here?”
“Is now a good time to freak out? Should I freak out? Should I start screaming?”
“_____, we can come to some sort of compromise here, can’t we?”
“I think a lot of this is going on in your head.”
“They’re making me hate something I love.”
“Everybody look under their chairs. You’re all getting beer! You get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer!”
“Can we please be quiet?”
“Look, I tried my best, but there’s nothing I can do.”
“Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?”
“I’m on pain-killers, motherfucker!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?!”
“Where’d you guys get so much fake blood?”
“Are you okay? Why are you itching? What’s wrong with you?”
“I don’t care about your fucking pants.”
“Okay. That’s, uh, that’s super weird.”
“Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don’t like sucking dick.”
“Don’t say shit you can’t take back.”
“No, you can’t do this to me.”
“I thought we were in this together!”
“I wasn’t, like… too harsh on him, was I?”
“How the fuck did you get in here?”
“Honestly… I just want to be valued.”
“You look fucking horrifying.”
“I know we’ve been going through some rough times lately, but I love you.”
“You’re really turning me on with your muscles right now.”
“This is a fuckin’ shame, but it’s also pretty fun.”
“Um, do you wanna maybe… crash here?”
“For the first time in my life I feel like I belong right now.”
“This is the most fun I’ve ever had, and I went to Space Camp.”
“I haven’t slept in, like, a week. I just don’t wanna miss out on anything.”
“We’re never gonna lose each other.”
“Don’t fucking touch it! I told you it’s hot!”
“Do you see people sometimes that I don’t see? You can tell me.”
[text] NO JOKE. I’M FREAKING OUT ABOUT STUFF. DON’T TRY TO CALL ME.
“Just stay chill, okay? Everything’s fine.”
[text] Can we talk? Where are you??
“You’re lying to me! You’re a fucking terrible actor!”
“You know what? Girls are worse than guys! I’m just gonna say it! I know that’s not feminist, but fuck that!”
“We made so many bad choices throughout this process.”
“I’m hot. I fucked the pizza man. I gave him five stars on Yelp.”
“You have chips in your hair.”
“We shut this motherfucker down at all costs.”
“This punch tastes kinda funny.”
“I-I got real fucked up really quickly just now.”
“It’s a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain’t it?”
“Are we gonna still hang out after this? Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?”
“Give me a hug. Give me a real hug.”
“Okay, before you do this, maybe just make, like, a hundred percent sure that, like… you’re all lined up.”
“I can't—I can’t be here anymore.”
“That’s what? That’s it? You’re j-… You’re gonna quit?”
“Oh, come on, don’t blame us. You ruined this.”
“I was the only one trying to save this! This is all my idea!”
“We tried, okay? We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.”
“The whole system is against us and that’s all there is to it.”
“Get your shit together. What’s with the meltdown?”
“You got this. You know what the right thing to do is.”
“What’s the right decision to make?”
“You get knocked down, you get back up again. They’re never gonna keep you down.”
“Did you just make that up?”
“I wanna see them kiss so fucking bad.”
“Fuck yes! Eat shit! We win!”
“We’ll always have things to talk about, right?”
“I could do this all day.”
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