jels

eighteen. crystal ball in human form. friends, mini pigs, calum, kpop, coffee and cookies enthusiast. also, probably the best girl you know. just saying.

[mynowherenothing]

Just saw Taylor swift stepping on a baby behind dennys

[beowulf22121]

And what were you doing behind Dennys?

[wizardshark]

Cryptid blowjob. Next question.

[notheartbroken]

[christmaspigeon]

yeah, this is a vague post, but some of you guys on here— I’m not saying any names— but some people are *shifty eyes* real cutie patooties. not saying any names though

[onlytwitterpics]

[jawbone-the-tenth]

[sheisrecovering]

[religiousdad-deactivated2015012]

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

[ghoster-coaster-deactivated2015]

[alexander]

i just shaved

[ughmisogyny-blog]

how the fuck does this dude get over thirty notes for announcing a common daily routine but i come up with some boss ass meme pun and the only notes it gets is from me reblogging it ten times

[alexander]

in the end… god does shave us  all

[curvyelf-moved]

when a mutual unfollows you first

so then you unfollow them right back

[cinemahall-blog]

[artspotting]

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

[diorina]

[niallhorantheirish]

Harry in Los Angeles - 02.09.2014 (x)

[kwen-b]

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

the pink nose kills me

[hallucinationsandsillydreams]

My reaction to hateful insults: lol yeah okay buddy

My reaction to constructive criticism: ah, I see now that I am horrible. I am the worst. I will cry for 90 years now.

[hallucinationsandsillydreams]

someone: so, what do you do?

me: i spend hours mentally preparing to do small tasks that are essential to the bare minimum of survival.