Prof. Goode.

Miss Lake, pleasure to see you again

obsidianforsell

That's dark.

Maybe.

Hello everyone! So glad to be back!

A pleasure to see you again.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

Sour puss.

Can you blame me?

I guess not.

Precisely

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

Sour puss.

Can you blame me?

todefythestars

I hope you all got plenty of fresh air during the break!

The air is sick with pollution.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

Then I’ll share some of mine.

Feel free, it will get you nowhere.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you can muster up some more.

Unfortunately not.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

Come on, Goode, shed some light.

I’m shedding all the light I can.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

you didn’t answer my question

I don’t need to.

i wonder what would happen if you had that mindset through all of your teaching?

Very little would get done, but I am not currently teaching you, am I?

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

that’s a strong maybe.

It’s a strong absolute unless you’re itching for a suspension.

wouldn’t be the worst thing

You are on thin ice.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

that’s a strong maybe.

It’s a strong absolute unless you’re itching for a suspension.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

you didn’t answer my question

I don’t need to.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

gcldencrime

oh if sarcasm could be showcased in a museum

What a thrilling museum that would be.

gcldencrime

and you’d be the center piece

I’ll take that as a compliment.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad

I’m sure you’ll deeply regret it.

i don’t think i’m one to regret things, Goode.

You certainly will be. I’ll see you at the end of the day in the detention hall, Miss.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

smoking in the school

I believe if students intend to burst into flames spontaneously, there is no reason I can’t smoke a cigarette.

there are lots of reasons to not smoke a cigarette

I don’t require a lecture, Miss Torrance.

didn’t give you one

Good. Refrain from doing so.

or what?

Because, if you have not noticed I’m the professor here, I know all about the cons of cigarettes, I have still made my decision. Thank you.

I’m sure you’re all excited for the rest of this miserable school year

excited? wrong choice of words

I’m sure many a student are excited.

those students have zero lives after leaving this school

Let’s not be cruel.

and why not?

These are your friends and essentially family, kindness goes a long way.

none of these people are my friends or family. try again, Goode.

Address me appropriately if you don’t wish to find yourself in detention.

you make it seem like that’s so bad