[justanotherrpmeme]

Send '➳♥' and I'll generate a number 1-34 for where my muse will kiss yours

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[hamartaichubris]

{Out of His Mind}

 Morning everyone. I'm heading over to thelawbrxnger's place to help her clean house, but I'll be back in a few hours to, you know, take care of these drafts and pester people and all that. Just wanted to take a minute and say please don't take anything Jack says in character personally. He's a little shit; you're not, got it?

[hamartaichubris]

"Why would you lie to me?"

Send my muse “Why would you lie to me?” for their reaction.

 Uh oh. She’s caught him in it now. He laughs nervously, unintentionally. “W-w-what? Pfft. I didn’t- Okay, fine, I lied. But I mean it was just a teensy little fib.” He illustrates with the distance between his thumb and forefinger - just a tiny white lie, something they can joke about later, right?If, you know, you can joke about spending last night at your ex’s place and then doing more, uh, “adult” things, even if the whole thing was for a just and heroic cause, while you’re staring down the barrel of your current girlfriend’s JAK0BS pistol.

[hamartaichubris]

"Why would you lie to me?"

Send my muse “Why would you lie to me?” for their reaction.

 "Seriously? Okay, impending lecture aside, you’re just too-" he grasps for the right word, "-noble? Goody-two-shoesy? Ooh, moralistic, that’s a good one. And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, pumpkin, but morals don’t win wars."

[hamartaichubris]

Why would you lie to me?

Send my muse “Why would you lie to me?” for their reaction.

 "Because it’s fun; why the fuck not?" He doesn’t get the indignity here. Of course he lied to her - he hardly even knows her. Why should she expect anything different? 

[radishez-deactivated20161207]

 i donno how i feel about this.. i dont know if he has eyelashes.. or other things on that face … he’s very difficult for me to draw

[wasrumblepaks-deactivated201609]

[hamartaichubris]

I met a traveller from an antique land who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose grin and handsome [laughs] yeah it was — ‘CAUSE I’M HANDSOME! — [clears throat] face. And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Handsome Jack, super cool hero. Look on my works, you guys, and despair.”

- Handsome Jack’s version of Ozymandias

[hamartaichubris]

Personally, I enjoy suffering. It's kind of exhilarating. Plus, when I suffer, everyone suffers. Win-win.

[hyperionmisfit-deactivated20171]

Uh oh…

"W-well, what I meant was, it’s not normally a great color, you know? Not easy for anyone to pull off. But… but Hyperion does it quite well."

A nervous smile.

[hamartaichubris]

  "Bingo. Now there's the sense of corporate pride I was looking for. You just keep that in mind from here on out, okay, champ?"

[hyperionmisfit-deactivated20171]

"So who decided on mustard yellow?"

[hamartaichubris]

 The sound of a snapping pencil. "Listen, I just don't think you're cut out for this line of work, kiddo, not with that kind of attitude."

[spacecatdinosaur-blog]

The future is so much brighter in Hyperion yellow.

[gunlustingcannibal]

"Suddenly so many new followers…what the hell do you all want? Either way…"

[hamartaichubris]

 "How about let's start with you putting on a shirt big guy. No one wants to see-" he gestures at all of Sal, "-that."

[hamartaichubris]

Btw was angel and nisha laughing their ass off when you did that ?

"I hate you so much right now."

Angel wasn’t there. Nisha was. And yeah, she’ll probably never let him forget that one.

[sprikes]

i need more things to do with my day

[theclockworkskull]

this is so something jack would do 

[hamartaichubris]

It was one time, alright? One time. God. Damn. It.

[hamartaichubris]

ECHO | Hey kiddos!

 Let me tell you a little story: There once was a guy named Jack and he worked as a programmer for a small, you know, not so important conglomerate known as Hyperion. Jack was happy enough - steady job, beautiful wife, loving daughter, guy had it made, or at least that's what he thought.

Then he started to notice shit you know? Injustices. Corruption. Flaws in the system. Blind eyes being turned when Hyperion had everything at its disposal to rectify the situation and claimed they were working for mankind's "greater good". Ch. Yeah, some bullshit that was, because you know what Hyperion did to help? Nothing. And Jack - not John - noble, heroic, handsome Jack - thought to himself, "It's time for a change."

[hamartaichubris]

{Out of His Mind}

 Brb. Y'know, need sustenance and stuff. Replies drafted. Anyone else want on the Jackie train? Send me an ask. And don't give me any of that you intimidate me or I think you wouldn't like me bullshit, because you're all great. Got it? Good.

[thehandsomeheroes]

Handsome Jack: Sorry for the… inconvenience, kiddos.

Jack: What a freaking weirdo… At least we took him somewhere without any type of network access.