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[null-number]

I don’t know what I did in my past life to pile my karma so high, but I can’t do anything about it or else I’ll just have to keep myself planted in Samsara forever. I’m not gonna achieve Nirvana for a few thousand years at this rate with the karma I’ve built up in this life, too.

[hamelns-curse]

I-I’m sorry if I’m intruding, but um… You’re Buddhist?

[null-number]

I am. I just don’t talk about it is all.

[hamelns-curse]

Oh... That’s um, that’s cool. I-if I remember right, karma is p-pretty universal, right? Good a-and bad?

[null-number]

I don’t know what I did in my past life to pile my karma so high, but I can’t do anything about it or else I’ll just have to keep myself planted in Samsara forever. I’m not gonna achieve Nirvana for a few thousand years at this rate with the karma I’ve built up in this life, too.

[hamelns-curse]

I-I’m sorry if I’m intruding, but um... You’re Buddhist?

[anarkhe-bringer]

My friend group of feral misfits is full of every kind of homosexual you can think of, but I think there’s beauty in the fact that the token white guy is also the foot guy.

[hamelns-curse]

Schmitty is... I-I’d judge, but I’m German, so...

[anarkhe-bringer]

Oh, fellow Auri men, why must you be so goddamn weird? I just saw a guy eating his own tail and horn molt to get rid of it since there wasn’t anywhere to dispose of it nearby.

[hamelns-curse]

O-Oh… Ew…That’s gross…

[anarkhe-bringer]

You’d be surprised how common it is, though. Hell, Bairon tribe folks still drink their own piss to get by when they’re dehydrated and there’s no actual proper drinks nearby. My tribe can’t do that, it would literally burn through our stomachs the moment it came in contact with our stomach acid and kill us on the spot.

[hamelns-curse]

O-OH…! That’s so scary… But how do you know that…?

[anarkhe-bringer]

I’ve had to do that as a kid to survive by pissing in creepy old bastard’s drinks to kill them. At first it started out as a joke suggestion from the owner of some run-down tavern I was hiding out in for a while, but when the creep in question died he and I ended up utilizing it to kill a group of fascist pigs that kept coming in until I left on my travels again.

[hamelns-curse]

H-Heiliger Strohsack...Arkhe you’ve had it so rough I’m so sorry that happened to you and you had to do that that makes me so sad and scared...

[anarkhe-bringer]

Oh, fellow Auri men, why must you be so goddamn weird? I just saw a guy eating his own tail and horn molt to get rid of it since there wasn’t anywhere to dispose of it nearby.

[hamelns-curse]

O-Oh… Ew…That’s gross…

[anarkhe-bringer]

You’d be surprised how common it is, though. Hell, Bairon tribe folks still drink their own piss to get by when they’re dehydrated and there’s no actual proper drinks nearby. My tribe can’t do that, it would literally burn through our stomachs the moment it came in contact with our stomach acid and kill us on the spot.

[hamelns-curse]

O-OH...! That’s so scary... But how do you know that...?

[anarkhe-bringer]

Oh, fellow Auri men, why must you be so goddamn weird? I just saw a guy eating his own tail and horn molt to get rid of it since there wasn’t anywhere to dispose of it nearby.

[hamelns-curse]

O-Oh... Ew...That’s gross...

[anarkhebringer]

Me: I think I’m gonna go ahead and draw Caiphus and Yuri now.

Me, a liar:

Teef.

[anarkhebringer]

Yuri dfjihugiyhj

[anarkhe-bringer]

So y’know how I was talking about how ibuprofen thickens your blood a while back? So yeah apparently that literally does that for Au Ra, it thins out everyone else’s. Why must we be so fucking weird?

[hamelns-curse]

Oh no...

[anarkhe-bringer]

My head’s fuckin’ killing me, but I don’t wanna risk taking too much ibuprofen, because Au Ra get “chunky blood” if we take too much of a medicine that thickens your blood…

[hamelns-curse]

Ch-chunky blood?! What does that mean?!

[anarkhe-bringer]

So y’know how when ya have a nosebleed and you tilt your head back to let the blood go down your throat, and it ends up clottin’ real huge like a wad of Jell-O? That’s what our blood does if we take too much of a medicine that thickens the blood. It ain’t like it does it instantly, I’m just real damn paranoid about it is all.

[hamelns-curse]

O-oh...That’s...not good... I-I don’t really take pain meds that much, and it’s usually that over the counter stuff like acetaminophen...

[anarkhe-bringer]

My head’s fuckin’ killing me, but I don’t wanna risk taking too much ibuprofen, because Au Ra get “chunky blood” if we take too much of a medicine that thickens your blood…

[hamelns-curse]

Ch-chunky blood?! What does that mean?!

[nazumichi]

guy in a fist fight, very clearly winning, but he’s sobbing and wailing the whole time

[logarto]

Aaah

Please do not yell to loud around me i am small and sickly. Here is a picture of me.

Please understand and be gentle with me.

[hamelns-curse]

My parents may hate it and get mad at it, but um....I actually think the Little German Boy jokes are funny. Th-the ones that make up German words. German is a funny language when it isn’t so...y’know...scary and angry...

[hamelns-curse]

I’ll admit I um...don’t have a good sleep schedule. I might nap soon...I still have that lizard head pillow...that anon gave me, so maybe I could use it again...?

[anarkhe-bringer]

It’s nice to have extra teeth, I’d be completely toothless right now if mine didn’t keep growing back after I pull them out. I’ve had a lot punched out, that’s a given, but most of them were lost because I was bored and wiggling my teeth until I dislodged them from the socket.

[hamelns-curse]

Um…That’s…pretty cool. I was born with my teeth, and um…I didn’t lose them until I was 9. I lost them starting from the back.

[anarkhe-bringer]

That so? I know a few fellas with teeth like that. Don’t you also have multiple rows on the roof of your mouth? Do those fall out at all?

[hamelns-curse]

Y-yeah, I have three rows, but um...I never lost those teeth. They’re small, and not as sharp...

[anarkhe-bringer]

It’s nice to have extra teeth, I’d be completely toothless right now if mine didn’t keep growing back after I pull them out. I’ve had a lot punched out, that’s a given, but most of them were lost because I was bored and wiggling my teeth until I dislodged them from the socket.

[hamelns-curse]

Um...That’s...pretty cool. I was born with my teeth, and um...I didn’t lose them until I was 9. I lost them starting from the back.