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Burr to the rest of the boys: I love you guys. But don't cross me. But you're the best.

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Philip: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Hamilton: I know this and I love you.

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Hamilton: I like your new pants.

Burr: Thanks! They were 50% off!

Hamilton: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Burr: The store can't just give clothes away for free.

Hamilton: That's not what I meant -

Burr: That's a terrible way to run a business, Hamilton.

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Washington: What's Jefferson allergic to?

Madison: Pine nuts.

Hamilton: And the entire spectrum of human emotion.

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Hamilton: *sticking a plastic fork into a socket* Why can't I die?

Jefferson: Try using a metal fork.

Hamilton: Oh look at me, the millionaire who can afford metal cutlery.

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Burr: I don't have a lot but I do have one thing.

Hamilton: Self-respect?

Burr: No. Taste.

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Laurens: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was expecting.

Hamilton: *holds up an 8 of hearts* is this your card?

Laurens: *softly* holy shit

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Jefferson: We all know I can't spend as much money on ads as my opponent, but I printed out 10,000 "Don't" stickers and 10,000 question mark stickers.

Madison: Why don't you just put the "Don't" in front of "Elect Burr"?

Jefferson: (looking at a sign that says "Elect Burr? DON'T")

Jefferson: Yep, that's a much better idea.

Hamilton: Can I have these question mark stickers?

Jefferson: Why?

Hamilton: (running out of the room) I want to put them on stop signs!

Jefferson: Alex, no!

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Burr: It's a complete disaster!

Hamilton: My existence?

Burr: Not everything is about you.

Hamilton: Oh, sorry.

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Burr: I've got a five-year plan.

Hamilton: Five years. Cool. I've got the next two and a half hours planned and then there's darkness.

[imltomlinson]

I’m writing this with the heaviest heart ever, but recently (jan 19th) Julie has been admitted to hospital and is currently on medically induced coma. We still don’t know what’s wrong with her and for how long she’s going to be in hospital.

Many of us here on tumblr have been touched by her big heart, kindness and incredible persona, I know if the roles were reversed she wouldn’t waste one second to help in any way she could. We started this little fundraise to help her and her family cover even a tiny part of her bill. Since they’re in the process of getting an insurance, we’re unsure of what the final bill will look like so the goal might go up.

If you could please consider donating, even the smallest amount, that would mean the world to me, to her family, but most importantly to her ♡ If you’re unable please consider reblogging this, as it might help spread the word.

Sending lots of love, prayers and well wishes to Julie and her family ♡

Donate here

[gaydaryl]

Emergency Post

I’ve created a money pool on paypal to get our dog an abortive injection, because she was caught and mated with on the 26th Dec and we’re running out of time to make sure the injection is effective.

There’s more information on the page why I’ve created this pool, but if you can help, please do. Even if it’s only reblogging and sharing around, anything helps. We’re desperate, and we cannot afford puppies.

PAYPAL POOL

[discobops-remade]

i hate making posts like these but money has ultimately slowed down in my house and i’ve been eating left over cocoa pebbles all day lol if you’d like to donate i’d be v grateful!!!

[transboiemmett]

Click here to support Send Me Home organized by Sonny Shouse

Hey y'all! I'm Sonny, a 20 year old trans boy from Texas, and I was recently left by my partner on our one year anniversary and can no longer afford to keep our home, so I must move across the country to live with family. However, as I was really unprepared for this to happen, I have no savings a...

sorry to do this guys but i only have 2 weeks and i could really use your help!

[mosaicprince]

i identify with zac efron’s character in the greatest showman because i, too, fell in love with zendaya at first glance and live in constant denial of my current situation

[mosaicprince]

hey i noticed people posting their holiday wishlist so here’s mine ! i long to be a simple farm girl with 8 chickens and a beautiful wife with one genderless child named Aloysius so if you want to help make that dream come true, buy me some wooden cutlery pls