Emmett Cullen had the time of his fucking LIFE in the 80s like cmon take one look at this chaotic himbo

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Emmett Cullen had the time of his fucking LIFE in the 80s like cmon take one look at this chaotic himbo
Bella: what should I get Edward for his birthday?
Literally every cullen: anti-depressants.
Edward on Google the day before his honeymoon
Rosalie: look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
Rosalie Hale, circa hot girl summer
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz
Your crush from biology will be like “I know a spot” and then brings you to the woods so she can accuse you of being an immortal creature that drinks human blood
Peter Facinelli as Dr. Carlisle Cullen in Twilight (2008)
not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top
it would've been 100% funnier if Edward's approach to getting Bella to appreciate her humanity was less begging her to not be a vampire and more....forcing himself to hang out with her human friends so she has a normal teenage experience lmao
could you imagine Edward Cullen at like...a high school football game?
getting dragged to an amusement park on senior ditch day
at some party and he has to pretend to be drunk to fit in with all the others
Mike, Eric, Tyler and Ben all start insisting on calling him Eddie
he goes on shopping trips with the girls because he's the only one with a running car that also has trunk space for their bags
he starts using his mind reading powers for The Gossip(tm) and Jessica is absolutely obsessed...finally someone with decent intell
God at some party everyone's lowkey high and they start playing truth or dare and Edward's using his powers to choose the least embarrassing option but Bella catches on and Edward Trusts Her so she picks him and he's expecting something tame like...truth what's your favorite color, dare kiss me or something lol but Bella looks him in the eyes and with no mercy dares him to strip tease while rapping an Eminem song. Mike films it. Edward didn't talk to her at all the next day lmao
they all go see a horror movie together and to Bella's absolute delight 1) it turns out to be a vampire movie and 2) Edward falls for every single jump scare
The Guys(tm) invite Edward to some weird bro bonding sleep over and Edward's expecting to be bored out of his mind without Bella but 3 redbulls, 2 video games and one ouija board session later they're all crying about their deepest fears to each other. Edward's telling them he's scared that if Bella marries him it will doom her eternal soul to hell but he can't live without her and they're like 'Eddie dude that's so specific calm down' 'have you considered therapy man??' 'bro you guys are 17'
Edward and Bella get roped into helping out with the senior prank and it goes t e r r i b l y. First time in half a century one of the Cullens have gotten suspended from school lmao
he sneaks Angela's little brothers candy every time they hang out at her house
Jessica begs him to tell her what Rosalie's skincare routine is but the vampire's don't even really have to shower they can just wipe stuff off and be good to go and he knows Nothing about skincare so he panics and tells her something absolutely batshit that nearly ruins her skin and Bella and Esme make him treat Jess to a spa day as an apology and Rose searches up everything on human skincare and buys some stuff for her
GOD can you imagine how helpful it would of been during eclipse to have completely non-objective friends chime in on the love triangle bullshit...Edward can vent about it without mentioning the vampire's and werewolves and they can tell him he's being dumb because she's clearly head over heels for him and is just friends with Jake
He's like 'but what if she stops loving me,,,' and they're like 'dude she's literally wedding planning with your sister and mom right now please shut the fuck up'
one day they plan a beach trip to somewhere other than La Push and it's cloudy enough that Edward should be fine if he keeps a shirt on and from then on the group has a mission: See Edward Shirtless. they go to LENGTHS. switching into his gym class. spilling things on him. begging Bella to take pictures for them. Good Christian Edward(tm) is scandalized but Bella thinks it's hilarious and keeps telling them he had crazy tattoos
Edward trying to fake pop culture knowledge to fit in but it's not working so he actually has to start paying attention to shit from the current decade and now he won't stop ranting to Bella about Harry Potter and he's very invested in Britney Spears' mental health
Edward trying to decode text talk and everyone makes fun of him bc he texts like a grandpa
Edward after one joint is on a full rant about how America should have handled the Spanish Influenza- like he has a detailed list of complaints and ideas- and everyone is like 'Bella I know he's rich but he's such a nerd Are You Sure you love him' skdjjdmd
anyway. let the old man act like a teenager for once. as a treat.
I still can't process that both james and victoria are these centuries old vampires
Their aesthetics in twilight (2008) scream 1980s stoners that were last seen at a motley crue concert in chicago illinois, i'm just saying
To the victor go the spoils the quarantine is making me twitchy so cue me just making all the dumb twilight art i never did in middle school. lemme know if you guys want more assorted twilight trash (1/?)
robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art
ROBERT PATTINSON GQ / 2020 › ph. by himself in London
also emmett “ill go hiking alone in bear country what could possibly go wrong” cullen absolutely puts his immortality to the test trying all the stupid shit even HE knew was too dangerous in life. newborn emmett is like riding skateboards off the roof into kiddie pools and like trying to eat live bees and shit like the guy is the walking embodiment of a vine of someone trying to ride an atv off a ramp made out of like boogie boards like please you guys he’s like if the word yeet was a person you don’t understand
Robert Pattinson behind the scenes for Interview Magazine (2018)