Taylor💓

he makes me so happy💓 8/10/16🙈

[heyyoungbleed]

i’m not sure if i like red eyeshadow for the aesthetic value or if it’s some sort of left over mcr kink but whatever it is im living for some good red eyeshadows

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[brokenvein-deactivated20190812]

[manda]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

[bellamyyoung]

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

[friendly-pedophile]

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

[the-funkiest-penguin]

You kinky son of a bitch.

[toycarousel]

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

[whyiseveryonefalling-deactivate]

[itskaleena]

i fucking hated those things

[allhermysteries]

Found the asexual

[just-shower-thoughts]

Public toilet flush should be via pedal

[the-average-gatsby]

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

[the-average-gatsby]

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

[hippanthropy]

[lindzbizkit-deactivated20191222]

50% tired 50% horny

[princesconsuela]

[porngifshard]

[stolentweets]

[virgoassbitch]

Bitch WHAT❓😓

[virgoassbitch]

SOMEONE SAID SNUSSY

[nymphokittens]

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh meow 

[dolphindelphine]

View this post on Instagram

my guinea pigs’ vet just posted this and it is extremely Important

[daysofourpigs]

Has science gone too far????

[dumdolly]

breathe, breathe in the smoke

[biomorphosis]

[stupidsarah]

rough sex where you don’t have to worry about being quiet or anyone walking in on you and you can be 100% naked and open and loud as you want to be is where. it. is. fucking. at.