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hamburr mb: “what hope did i have?”
John: All I wanna see is us growing old together.
Alex: Are you assuming I want to live?
John:
John: ...are you okay?
Hamburr is like:
James: I'm cold..
Jefferson: Here, take my jacket.
Alexander: Hey, I'm cold too.
Burr: what? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers. But of course, you didn't listen, and now, *piling scarfs on him* now, look. I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and *taking someone elses hat* how long have you been cold?! You should have told me! *pulling him to his chest*
James: Why aren't we like that?
Jefferson: Because you're smarter than Alexander when it comes to life skills.
Jefferson trying to outsmart Hamilton in my Revamp AU:
Jefferson: Which planet has the most gravity?
Alexander: Jupiter.
Jefferson: Which agency maintains the U.S. Space Program?
Alexander: NASA, but it should be Space X. Elon is daddy.
Jefferson, respecting the previous answer: How many constellations do we officially recognize?
Alexander: 88.
Jefferson: What is atomic number equal to?!
Alexander: Number of protons. Stay positive!
Jefferson: How long is a jiffy?
Alexander: One-trillionth of a second. That's my.. attention span.
Jefferson, mildly impressed: What sport has been played on the moon?!
Alexander, deadpan: Golf.
Jefferson: What year was the NFL founded?
Alexander: 1920, obviously.
Jefferson: How many teams?
Alexander: 32. Oh, and 53 sexy players on each team.
Jefferson: What is coming but never arrives?
Alexander, singing: Sun come out, tomorrow!
Jefferson: WHO INVENTED THE BIFOCALS?!
Alexander: *holds up a 100 dollar bill* My boyfriend, Benny.
Jefferson, close to giving up: In a deck of cards, which king doesn't have a mustache?
Alexander, actually really proud of himself: King of hearts!
Jefferson: What is the meaning of life?
Alexander, trying to be nice: To give life and meaning.
Jefferson: Hah! Not technically!
Alexander, forgoing kindness: Technically, 42.
Jefferson, exasperated and tired: yOu wIlL nOt bEaT mE!
Alexander: I have a question for you.
Jefferson: wHat?
Alexander, completely innocent in this, holding out a second coffee cup for Jefferson: Have you had a Venti Mocha Swirl?? ^^
Burr, Madison, Washington, and the rest of the cabinet: O-O
Alexander: Demon?
Burr: Don't call it that, man-
Alexander: Demon!
Burr: You can't talk to it!
Alexander: No? I just wanna talk to the demon!
Hercules to Lafayette: Where did we find this f*cking kid, man?
Alexander, deadpan: My mum threw me out the window when I was three because she thought I looked weird. Then you sort of just..picked me up. I remember that very vividly.
Lafayette: *wheezing laugh*