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[hopefulmachine]

hamburr mb: “what hope did i have?”

[ihrtnialler]

John: All I wanna see is us growing old together.

Alex: Are you assuming I want to live?

John:

John: ...are you okay?

[hammyships]

Hamburr is like:

James: I'm cold..

Jefferson: Here, take my jacket.

Alexander: Hey, I'm cold too.

Burr: what? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers. But of course, you didn't listen, and now, *piling scarfs on him* now, look. I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and *taking someone elses hat* how long have you been cold?! You should have told me! *pulling him to his chest*

James: Why aren't we like that?

Jefferson: Because you're smarter than Alexander when it comes to life skills.

[hammyships]

Jefferson trying to outsmart Hamilton in my Revamp AU:

Jefferson: Which planet has the most gravity?

Alexander: Jupiter.

Jefferson: Which agency maintains the U.S. Space Program?

Alexander: NASA, but it should be Space X. Elon is daddy.

Jefferson, respecting the previous answer: How many constellations do we officially recognize?

Alexander: 88.

Jefferson: What is atomic number equal to?!

Alexander: Number of protons. Stay positive!

Jefferson: How long is a jiffy?

Alexander: One-trillionth of a second. That's my.. attention span.

Jefferson, mildly impressed: What sport has been played on the moon?!

Alexander, deadpan: Golf.

Jefferson: What year was the NFL founded?

Alexander: 1920, obviously.

Jefferson: How many teams?

Alexander: 32. Oh, and 53 sexy players on each team.

Jefferson: What is coming but never arrives?

Alexander, singing: Sun come out, tomorrow!

Jefferson: WHO INVENTED THE BIFOCALS?!

Alexander: *holds up a 100 dollar bill* My boyfriend, Benny.

Jefferson, close to giving up: In a deck of cards, which king doesn't have a mustache?

Alexander, actually really proud of himself: King of hearts!

Jefferson: What is the meaning of life?

Alexander, trying to be nice: To give life and meaning.

Jefferson: Hah! Not technically!

Alexander, forgoing kindness: Technically, 42.

Jefferson, exasperated and tired: yOu wIlL nOt bEaT mE!

Alexander: I have a question for you.

Jefferson: wHat?

Alexander, completely innocent in this, holding out a second coffee cup for Jefferson: Have you had a Venti Mocha Swirl?? ^^

Burr, Madison, Washington, and the rest of the cabinet: O-O

[hammyships]

Alexander: Demon?

Burr: Don't call it that, man-

Alexander: Demon!

Burr: You can't talk to it!

Alexander: No? I just wanna talk to the demon!

[hammyships]

Hercules to Lafayette: Where did we find this f*cking kid, man?

Alexander, deadpan: My mum threw me out the window when I was three because she thought I looked weird. Then you sort of just..picked me up. I remember that very vividly.

Lafayette: *wheezing laugh*