#revamp au

[evalinga]

Still working on it tho...

My AU where he survived from the fall and was kindly put on his feet (metaphorically and literally) by one kind seamstress, despite his constant arrogance and whining

(They're gonna be a pair ^3^)

My shayla ocXcanon :333

[ink--soda]

So I may be a bitttt late on my delivery of this fic but i got hit with the most diabolical author curse and it accidentally turned into a whole ass AU with multiple chapters and bits and parts that i worked on instead of actually writing the beginning of the story but i present to you, the revamp AU! pun VERY much intended. This is the first chapter, there will be more, likely coming out today or tomorrow, but I really hope you enjoy it! 

Not really sure what im doing here but based off of @melyapperofthecentury 's idea! Basically it's an "everyone is a human" AU and I make Tango (obvious reasons) and mumbo (I see him drawn as a vampire often and had no other ideas….) as the starter vamps! This AU is pretty much made to explore dynamics that never got to be fleshed out in the series, so I'm excited! The first chapter or so is mostly just setup so buckle in and enjoy!

WARNING! SHIPPING!

-aviscott

-bloodletting

-firelocke

-cryptidclues

-moonrot

Needed context: 

After being put to sleep by the humans he forced to build his dungeon (decked out/ the castle) Tango comes back with a goal to recruit workers willingly so they don’t revolt again. Mumbo, a former mayor of Oakhurst, was similarly put to sleep after abusing his mayor position to eat and experiment on people, now wanting to continue his research. Though both are inventors, their clashing methods make them petty rivals. Scott, a manor lord from the capital, arrives intending to buy and renovate Oakhurst but is pretty pissed at being suddenly trapped in Oakhurst because it's worse than he thought. Owen comes in search of a cure for his illness, drawn in by rumors of Oakhurst’s magic, while struggling with grief over Louis, who was drafted to war and never returned. (I ship bloodletting. Do you see my vision?) Owen is having a hard time accepting affection from anyone else.  

Now that that's out of the way, Chapter 1:

When Scott had set out to scout the property of Oakhurst, he had expected at least an inn, maybe a run down tavern. The rotting remains of a tiny town, was not what he was hoping for. 

“This looks like a town but with like, quotation marks around it.” He remarked, stepping through the gates into town. There he ran into a young blonde man, a man in what seemed to be surgical robes and a redhead, standing near a crumbling tower. 

“Let me guess, you're new too?” the redhead said, turning to look at him. Was she asking if he had lived here? Scott almost recoiled at the thought. 

“Oh no, I came here to buy and renovate this place.” He responded.

“Oh great so NO ONE is from here.” the doctor exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air. 

“To be fair, if anyone did live here I'd be concerned.” the blonde muttered. 

“It needs an IMENSE need of DIY help.” the doctor commented, and Scott added to the statement.

“And maybe some spiritual guidance, because the choice to stay here if THIS is what you lived in? My god.” 

“Hey what's this over here?” the redhead called from behind them, as the other two moved to meet her behind one of the tower’s crumbling walls. A glowing white object placed within a glass case laid inside, covered in dust. The woman blew on it, clearing dust from its surface, continuing to inspect as the blonde and the doctor continued a conversation they seemed to have been having earlier. The doctor asked for the young man’s name of which he responded was martyn and proceeded to explain that he had been left by his father out of falling off a horse carriage and had come to Oakhurst to wait for his fathers arrival. 

“Not the favorite child eh?” the redhead commented barely attempting to suppress a teasing grin, which the doctor was doing a much better job of, covering a slight laugh as he consoled the man. 

“I am, so sorry.” he said, putting a hand on Martyn's shoulder. Scott hid his face as a grin spread, attempting to not be disrespectful about the young man’s situation, albeit the comments from his companions. 

“Do you happen to know about the group over there?” he asked, spotting more people farther into town in the corner of his eye. Martyn began to say he had no idea before the redhead jutted in again. 

“They are lunatics, they are absolute lunatics” she said, rolling her eyes. “One of them is looking for bigfoot-” 

“One of them has a big foot?” Scott interrupted, confused. A man in a fancy suit and white gloves walked towards them and Scott turned to him.

“Are you the one with the big foot?” he asked, arching an eyebrow. He seemed to have normal feet…

“Uh no thats someone else over there, looking for bigfoot.” he said, gesturing to the crowd on the other side of town. 

“This is the butler.” the redhead informed.

“Yeah, I was thinking so. Could you like, get us a drink or something? or some food..” he asked the butler, looking around the decrepit town. Why hadn't HE thought to bring a butler to help. Maybe he should talk to the rich person who brought this guy, he mused as the butler explained how he had been taken in by a manor lord. His thoughts were interrupted by martyn saying "you're a double but that's what you are.”  and then chanting double butt, like a child, followed by giggles from the other two and a very annoyed look from the butler. 

“When you said your dad left you on the side of the road I was thinking ‘aren't you a bit old for that’ but maybe not mentally” Scott said, earning more laughter from the group and a slight smile from the butler. “Im starting to see why he may have left you” Scott continued, giggling at the offended look the man gave him. 

“Yep, starting to see why.” the doctor said, to which martyn responded by saying he “wanted to chop him up first thing.” the doctor frantically explained he had said no such thing.

“You were going to offer me surgery for a twisted ankle!” Martyn exploded, and Scott suppressed another laugh. 

“You look like you're wearing a wedding dress that's a bit too short.” he noted pointing at the doctor. 

“Wh-theyre surgical robes! In case I need to help, or provide care!” he huffed.

“Surgery? Here? It seems a bit…unsanitary.” Scott responded, the doctor quickly nodding in agreement. 

“Oh no, yeah this place is far too dirty.” 

They were interrupted by a short man in a green vest followed by a woman in a brown trenchcoat and monocle. 

“Is this the guy with the big foot?” he murmured, still confused. 

“Oh don't listen to the bigfoot girl, she's downplaying the whole situation.” he said, waving his hand. “But look! I got this!” He handed out full cloves of garlic. Although still a bit confused, Scott accepted the garlic graciously, offering the man a potato he had found. His excitement at the gift was somewhat…cute. Scott decided to ignore that. 

“Well I'm a farmer, so if you give me seeds I can plant them.” The redhead said, to which everyone in the area comically paused and turned towards her before eagerly dumping handfuls of seeds and vegetables into her hands. 

“Hey what's this over here?” the green vested man called out, crouching by the object the redhead had pointed out earlier. “Hey! I'm consecrating!” he called out excitedly and Scott backed up instantly. 

“You’re WHAT?” he yelped “is that…conatgious?” The last thing he wanted was to get sick in this run down town. After some suspicions they all gathered around the object, before the redhead stood up and the sudden warm air around them dissipated. 

“It got interrupted! It's because Scott walked in!” The man in the vest accused, pointing a finger at the manorlord. 

“No, it's because she stood up!” Scott defended, waving a hand at the redhead, who was clearly standing up. He sighed and walked out of the building, not feeling like dealing with accusations. Besides, he wanted to know about the bigfoot girl. 

[aphroditestention]

New rough design for Natalie. Whoops she's not human anymore my bad.

ALSO IVE NAMED THIS AU. AFTER FOREVER IT IS NOW KNOWN AS

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Revamp Au! With the story the name will make more sense I promise

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[hammyships]

Jefferson trying to outsmart Hamilton in my Revamp AU:

Jefferson: Which planet has the most gravity?

Alexander: Jupiter.

Jefferson: Which agency maintains the U.S. Space Program?

Alexander: NASA, but it should be Space X. Elon is daddy.

Jefferson, respecting the previous answer: How many constellations do we officially recognize?

Alexander: 88.

Jefferson: What is atomic number equal to?!

Alexander: Number of protons. Stay positive!

Jefferson: How long is a jiffy?

Alexander: One-trillionth of a second. That's my.. attention span.

Jefferson, mildly impressed: What sport has been played on the moon?!

Alexander, deadpan: Golf.

Jefferson: What year was the NFL founded?

Alexander: 1920, obviously.

Jefferson: How many teams?

Alexander: 32. Oh, and 53 sexy players on each team.

Jefferson: What is coming but never arrives?

Alexander, singing: Sun come out, tomorrow!

Jefferson: WHO INVENTED THE BIFOCALS?!

Alexander: *holds up a 100 dollar bill* My boyfriend, Benny.

Jefferson, close to giving up: In a deck of cards, which king doesn't have a mustache?

Alexander, actually really proud of himself: King of hearts!

Jefferson: What is the meaning of life?

Alexander, trying to be nice: To give life and meaning.

Jefferson: Hah! Not technically!

Alexander, forgoing kindness: Technically, 42.

Jefferson, exasperated and tired: yOu wIlL nOt bEaT mE!

Alexander: I have a question for you.

Jefferson: wHat?

Alexander, completely innocent in this, holding out a second coffee cup for Jefferson: Have you had a Venti Mocha Swirl?? ^^

Burr, Madison, Washington, and the rest of the cabinet: O-O

[prayantis]

Drew my pals @st4rm3sucks s Charlie!! Go follow them!!

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Loonatics Unleashed Personality Revamp AU (Or where Ace is the only sane person in this team)

Where the cast are significantly more goofy yet can still kick butt.

Check under the keep reading for more info

Ace Bunny

-Has never agreed to being a superhero, much less a leader to ones.

-Was dragged into the role unwillingly and finds that his “team” is insane.

-Wants to sleep FOREVER rather than deal with this nonsense

-Inherited Bugs Bunny’s wit and quick thinking but not the staying cool and calm under pressure

-Not so much as “lead” but rather point his team’s nonsensical chaos at a target to go wild at

-Tsukkomi

-”OH MY GOD WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!!”

Danger Duck

-Narcissistic Egomaniac

-Strives to be be the “Best” Full of Ambition

-Extremely Stubborn

-Gets into fights with Ace. Usually started by pissing him off by doing something stupid or causing trouble that they have to fix.

-Ambitious for the leader position

-”I AM YOUR NEW KING BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEE!!!!!”

Lexi Bunny

-Always attempts to tackle Ace with EXTREME affection (Something he does NOT appreciate)

-However her tongue can be very sharp and hits where it hurts emotionally

-Can be actually pretty terrifying if one get’s between her and what she wants (Ace)

-Is passionate about romance

-Sadist

-*Towards someone trying to hit on her who is not Ace* Wow I didn’t know scum had the capacity to gain sentience and speak!”

Rev Runner

-Can be very smart and absorb information like a sponge yet very gullible and stupid.

-Carefree and happy go lucky (perhaps too much)

-Wanders around when not at Tech’s side and only sticks by Tech because he finds him “fun” (and when wandering around gets into or creates nonsense situations)

-Would laugh in the face of death

-Homicidal tendencies

-Scarily knows a lot on how to kill which Ace usually stops him before he acts on his homicidal impulses

-”What do you mean we can’t kill him? I’m pretty sure it would be fairly easy to do so.”

Tech E. Coyote

-Was kicked out of university for “opening a dimension of unfathomable horrors”

-Finds Rev to be “absolutely brilliant” (translation: great minion)

-Ace always yells at him to “add the frackin safety procedures for fricks sake!!!” but always forgets/ignores him since safety procedures are “too boring” or “not fun”

-Causes over a quarter of the problems that the team has to deal with due to inventions going wild

-Rev and Him enable each other’s worst tendencies much to Ace’s horror

-”*Maniacal Laughter* COME!!!! LET US BREAK THE LAWS OF NATURE WITH SCIENCEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”

Slam Tasmanian

-Everyone is pretty sure that he’s feral but Zadavia says that he’s just as sapient as the rest of them. (Ace: He tried to MARK ME AS A PART OF HIS TERRITORY!!)

-Kept on a Leash

-Reason why their budget for food is strained

-Actually quite loyal and instinctually knows how to fight

-Can often be found chewing, scratching, and licking stuff (sometimes people which Ace also has to stop him from doing and keep under control)

-Team has to do Rock Paper Scissors to decide who to walk him. (No one wants to so they all cheat like jerks)

-”Brablabglargglagah” *Proceeds to eat Ace’s foot* Ace: NO! Aim for Duck’s foot”

Duck: Screw You!

[cielpansyhive]

I just might post a one-shot set in the Revamp AU tonight. Just a little NSFW piece that takes place after Sebastian and Ciel have been together for a while. Subby/bottom Sebastain? Yes!

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Loonatics Unleashed Revamp AU

Power Revamp: Where the team has a more (somewhat) consistent powers

Ace’s power: Light-like energy Manipulation 

Look under keep reading for info

Able to shoot off an “energy” from any part of the body yet it’s weak and only mildly stuns. However when shooting from the eyes it’s able to exit more powerfully capable of disintegration. 

(Ace: “I thought you said this was heat vision! 

Zadavia: I said it MIGHT be heat vision. Whaddo you know it! It isn’t! Ain’t that exciting!

Ace: Not when you can accidentally disintegrate someone! You don’t know anything about our powers! 

Zadavia: Look I just called it like I saw it. It’s not my fault you thought I was an expert.

Ace: ARRRGH *Multiple noises of exasperation and anger*)

Also able to imbue objects with this energy and is able to inflict powerful damage with it.

Also able to summon a special sword. 

(Ace: I only had kendo classes for like a week! How do you expect me to wield this without accidentally cutting someone’s head off!)

Able to channel energy through the sword and make it able to cut through the hardest and toughest of materials and cut stuff from a distance with “sword beams”.