Eliot: *points to ear bud* "I have a parasite."
Hardison, over comms: "PARASITE?!"
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Eliot: *points to ear bud* "I have a parasite."
Hardison, over comms: "PARASITE?!"
Joyd looking around at the exorcist corpses: Outstanding! Now let’s bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner!
Tyki: Why would we do that?!
Joyd: Pile of heads. Pile of bodies.
Jefferson trying to outsmart Hamilton in my Revamp AU:
Jefferson: Which planet has the most gravity?
Alexander: Jupiter.
Jefferson: Which agency maintains the U.S. Space Program?
Alexander: NASA, but it should be Space X. Elon is daddy.
Jefferson, respecting the previous answer: How many constellations do we officially recognize?
Alexander: 88.
Jefferson: What is atomic number equal to?!
Alexander: Number of protons. Stay positive!
Jefferson: How long is a jiffy?
Alexander: One-trillionth of a second. That's my.. attention span.
Jefferson, mildly impressed: What sport has been played on the moon?!
Alexander, deadpan: Golf.
Jefferson: What year was the NFL founded?
Alexander: 1920, obviously.
Jefferson: How many teams?
Alexander: 32. Oh, and 53 sexy players on each team.
Jefferson: What is coming but never arrives?
Alexander, singing: Sun come out, tomorrow!
Jefferson: WHO INVENTED THE BIFOCALS?!
Alexander: *holds up a 100 dollar bill* My boyfriend, Benny.
Jefferson, close to giving up: In a deck of cards, which king doesn't have a mustache?
Alexander, actually really proud of himself: King of hearts!
Jefferson: What is the meaning of life?
Alexander, trying to be nice: To give life and meaning.
Jefferson: Hah! Not technically!
Alexander, forgoing kindness: Technically, 42.
Jefferson, exasperated and tired: yOu wIlL nOt bEaT mE!
Alexander: I have a question for you.
Jefferson: wHat?
Alexander, completely innocent in this, holding out a second coffee cup for Jefferson: Have you had a Venti Mocha Swirl?? ^^
Burr, Madison, Washington, and the rest of the cabinet: O-O