Remember, Mark. If you are horny and you’re single, just tell me and I’ll help you out. What kind of sister would I be if I let you with blue balls? You can bring me this bad boy anytime and I’ll take care of him.
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Remember, Mark. If you are horny and you’re single, just tell me and I’ll help you out. What kind of sister would I be if I let you with blue balls? You can bring me this bad boy anytime and I’ll take care of him.
I didn’t know you were so resourceful, baby
Wait and see, Daddy
As stupid and as trampy as it sounds, being fucked by my two brothers at the same time was one of my dreams. And now it came true.
Oh, Daddy! Your penis… It looks so sad… Let me help you with that. It needs tender care from your little girl. It kind of scares me. It’s big as fuck. Did mom ever took it completely? I know I’ll try to…
I’m sorry that you broke up with Gary. But it was for the best. He wasn’t good for you. You deserve a better man than him. Someone who loves you unconditionally. Someone who knows how to satisfy you like no other man knows how to. Someone who thinks of you first.
Yeah, but where am I going to find a man like that?
…
Oh, God. Mark, are you…
I just think about it. Why look outside for someone when you have a good man right here?
But, babe. That is adorable, but I’m your sister…
Yeah, that’s why it makes sense. No one else will care for you like I do. And no one knows you as well as me. For example, tomorrow is your birthday and I got you a gift.
Really? What is it?
You’ll have to wait to tomorrow.
(Tears came out of her eyes)
Mark, I…
You are the only woman I can think of. And if you say yes, you will be the only woman I’ll ever be with. And the most important thing in my life.
Awwww… Ok, bro. Ok. I’ll be your girl.
I’ll love you forever, Brianna.
How will we explain this to our parents?
Let’s not just think about it right now. Now I will dry those tears from your face.
(Smiles and looks at him in the eyes)
Why don’t you show me how do you treat a woman…?
Last night was a dream come true. My mom, my sister and my cousin got naked in my room after one too many drinks. I hope they remember how much they had with my cock. And that I came inside of all three of them…
I told you I could take it all in my mouth now , Daddy
As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.
The non-propaganda version of what it’s like to be an American sniper.
Excerpt; During my combat tour I never saw the Iraqis as “savages.” They were a friendly culture who believed in hospitality, and were sometimes positive to a fault. The people are proud of their history, education system and national identity. I have listened to children share old-soul wisdom, and I have watched adults laugh and play with the naiveté of schoolboys. I met some incredible Iraqis during and after my deployment, and it is shameful to know that the movie has furthered ignorance that might put them in danger.
…As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.
I served in Iraq from 2004 to 2005. During that time, we started to realize there were no weapons of mass destruction, the 9/11 commission report determined that Iraq was not involved in the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, false sovereignty was given to Iraq by Paul Bremer, the atrocities at Abu Ghraib were exposed, and the Battle of Fallujah was waged.
The destruction I took part in suddenly intersected with news that our reasons for waging war were untrue. The despicable conduct of those at Abu Ghraib was made more unforgivable by the honorable interactions I had with Iraqi civilians, and, together, it fueled the post-traumatic stress I struggle with today.
soldiers speaking out like this is pretty rare. dont ignore this post.
Hey man did your original get shut down
Yea.. They shut down my blog, due to re-blogging something that they claim was of underage content. Those that have followed me for any time, knows that I post nothing that is of underage girls. No warning, No explanation, nothing… Just ” Your account has been deactivated”
So a word to the wise.. “Watch what you re-blog” Would greatly appreciate it if you would post the new blog, so I can get back to my 40,000+ followers.
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