welcome to my twisted wonderland.

hamter 🐦‍⬛ he/him 🐦‍⬛ in love with crowley 🐦‍⬛ i only draw kalim.

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about

hello, im Hamter! im a legal adult everywhere. this is my twst sideblog. i follow from my main! currently semi-inactive for the semester!

i dont have a DNI, but please don't DM me if you're below 21!

favs: jack, kalim, crowley

ships: jamikali, jackyuu, rookvil.

my favorite ship is jmkl (🐍☀️ fixed, no reverse), and most of my fanart revolves around them. one of my yuu's has a onesided infatuation with crowley which is not reciprocated. if any of my ships or dynamics are an issue, please feel free to block me. 🙇‍♂️

i only draw kalim. i have kalim disease which makes me only draw kalim. im not crowleybaiting you i promise i just really like kalim a lot. thank you. forgive me.

request guidelines

carrd if u gaf about that sort of thing

my twitter if u also gaf about that sort of thing

Tags:

#corvid scratch - art tag

#caw caw - original text posts

#asks - answered asks

#reqs - request illustrations

#hamYuu, #hamYuuto, #hamMayuu - yuu tags

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now you got me curious... what even is your desktop wallpaper if you don't mind sharing. the little snippet we got is killing me

... its a stretched out version of an edit my friend made for me because i used to header all my notes for class with "BE BETTER THAN KALIM OR ELSE", because im also Really Bad at concentrating on academics T_T

here's what its supposed to look like though! but personally i like the wallpaper version better.....

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the way you type is so you?? like idk how to explain it because i obv don't know you personally but the way you type i feel like it fits ur personality really well??? i mean this as the highest compliment i feel i can give - ⁛

!!!! this is very very funny to me because i think i type quite normalstyle? but also i tend to be a pretty dry and boring person imo, so that probably checks out LOL

thank you though! very sweet of you to say! <3

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wip of a mod for bitbuddy that's still in the works, but its fully functional and kalim is Very cute while typing and using a mouse (and hes been helping me a lot with productivity ^^)

if you do anything like type or click a lot in rapid succession, the thang gets a little wobbly effect that i find fun! (you can toggle it off)

im planning on fully coloring it after finals but he's sooooo cute! if i dont get lazy, i might make custom items for him, like a little jamouse or something LOL

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HE TOOK ME ALL THE WAY TO SOFT PITY. GOOD LORD. LOVE WON REGARDLESS. OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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hello everynyan! considering that it's my law school finals in less than a week, i'll be temporarily closing my reqs so i can focus a lil better! i'll open them back up once my finals are done ^^

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hi, i hope you have a nice day! :)

what on earth is your pfp. /lh (first impression, btw....)

thank you, i hope you have a lovely day as well!

its croughley... do you like him? its croughley.

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was brainstorming ideas for crowley art in the car bc he reruns on EN tomorrow and it made me so nervous and emotional that i had to pull over. so thats how my day's going.

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something i cant get enough of for jmkl is kalim trying to grow independent from jamil so he doesnt bother him as much anymore, while jamil gets like. Actually Mad About It because kalim's Supposed to be dependent on him for certain things. like okay control freak. whatever

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i think you have to be the one jmkl artist I know of who is able to perfectly encapsulate jamil's weirdness. referring to your most recent comic of course.

?!?!?!?!?! what the hell, this means a lot to me!!!! thank you so much!!!! i think jamil's moe comes from the fact that he's fucking weird as hell while acting like he's Not and Reasonable and Normal, Actually. and i think thats hilarious. so. yeah!

but to be honest, i wouldnt have understood jamil's moe weirdness had it not been for other jmkl fans, like other artists and especially fic writers! ^^

there have been so many times where id read fic from authors i love and i'd see jamil make a choice that doesnt feel immediately obvious to me. and id be like "ohhh this is bc jamil's freak ass thinks xyz" or something LOL and it really helps...

but yes!!! thank you again!!! this means a lot!!! im putting this up on my mind fridge and rereading thsi forever and ever. love and peace!!!!

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yup yup his plan to take over the asims sure is working! mhm!

full text in jamil's thought bubble under the cut LOL

heh… kalim, that fool, he doesn't even realize that i've already begun the process of taking over his entire family. I already have him and his parents in the palm of my hands. having to marry him is merely a stepping stone in my ultimate plan. his total ruination is imminent. they'll all see how much worthier I am now, and how powerful I've become. and once kalim has my children, he'll be completely mine, and he won't ever be able to get away from me. him and his riches will be all mine forever.

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wah!!!! thank you for 200 followers everynyan!!! 200 followers is like if you were in a room... and there was 200 people... scary!!! too many!!!

i'm currently hunkering down for finals season, but i'll hopefully post comic soon, and i'll defo have art toward the end of the month!

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my friend said they'd cook craymil (crayfish jamil) because he looks like he pinches. as if he has the option not to. he has to pinch to protect craylim, obviously.

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So sorry let me ask again properly this time🥲

May I request some crayfish jamikali?

?!?! you may. thank you for the request! craymil is larger than craylim bc hes 9 months older.... ok?

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u motherfuckers in my inbox are all insane but i dont even have the right to complain because im insane too. lets all be insane together. love and peace

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Hamu, Crowley is rerunning on EN!

im sick to my fucking stomach oh my god. thank you for the heads up berry but oh my god. theyre genuinely evil, why during the same month as kalim's bday 😭

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me: im thinking about getting into crayfish breeding

my friend: now craymil.....this is craylim......you two get along..o-okay? a-and if anything happens...and you two have....*gulp* eggs.......you might need to get a craybortion....ok..??

me: