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The Five (Plus One) Stages of Working Through Another Bob Mortimer Classic™, as shown by David Mitchell

#would i lie to you #wilty #bob mortimer #david mitchell #~#[it's cuffing szn fuqboi voice] it's wilty szn #i've long given up trying to gif bob's parts in his segments bc honestly it just won't fit in 10 gifs of 3mb each #so i've just resorted to creating a primer of how we all probably process bob's 'allegations' through the main prosecutor himself lmao #also i've studied the 5 stages of grief AT LENGTH in nursing school so if anyone thinks these don't match up #(not meaning i'm in any way an expert on the topic lol)#then pls kindly don't @ me bc i'm tired lol i just do things for the lolz #ur yearly reminder that i love 1) bob 2) david 3) lee 4) rob 5) this show in no particular order #(maybe except bob bc he's always no. 1!!!!)

This is Ian. He is the taxi driver who cooked me a fried egg sandwich on the engine of his car.

#would i lie to you #wilty #lee mack #david mitchell #~#i love this show i love this episode i love this man #i know this is my own photoset but lmaooo the way the 5th and 6th gifs and then the 7th and 8th gifs synchronize is killing me rn fsr

This is John. I was the only person to attend his neighbourhood watch meeting, so we spent ten minutes drawing a map of the road, then gave up and watched an episode of Knight Rider.

#would i lie to you #wilty #david mitchell #lee mack #anita rani #~#'even for you david that was quite middle class' 'fair enough you've won mate'

This is John. He came to my rescue when I once got stuck in a tree.

#would i lie to you #wilty #susie dent #lee mack #~#requests #here you go anon! idk how much of the segment you wanted so i just kept it to the basics for now #there are three things certain in the world: death taxes and lee mack saying a quick pun

When we're all David, trying to figure out if Bob's new ludicrous (on the outset) story is true or not...

#would i lie to you #wilty #bob mortimer #david mitchell #lee mack #~#let it be known that at the tail end of the godless year of 2017 i was served another Classic Bob Mortimer™ tale #this took so long to make bc i didn't know how to conceptualize what to gif bc as always every single second of the segment was gold #like gifs rly don't do justice to this story lmao everyone please just go watch!!!#i love bob so much if no one knows yet

I used to eat so many carrots that I began to turn orange.

#would i lie to you #wilty #lee mack #david mitchell #kate williams #~#lee and david overcoming team rivalries to unite in their antipathy towards carrots <3

This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure.

#would i lie to you #wilty #david mitchell #lee mack #harry shearer #~#just for david's face in the last gif #can you tell that i don't wanna do my term paper

Because it irritates me so much, I’m always correcting people when they wrongly call fog, mist, and mist, fog.

#would i lie to you #wilty #david mitchell #lee mack #~#i loved this whole sequence lmao i wish i could put it all in one gifset

OMG I love your blog! The name is genius. I wish they had Bob Mortimer in every WILTY episode. I also wish we got daily WILTY episodes. *sigh* I was wondering, do you take WILTY gif requests?

thanks anon! and me too lmao, bob is the supreme wilty guest honestly. but at least he’s on this upcoming episode!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also yes, i’d love to take requests! i can’t promise express delivery ofc, but i’ll try to get on it as soon as i see yours or anyone else’s request!)

#anonymous #answered