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Alexia Putellas speaking in English is literally the best thing ever😍

Some way to end the humans you created Reina😂

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hi baby 😘🫦💋

👀 hola?

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scalps i’m devastated

i haven’t moved on from the last week🥲 best and worst week of my life at the same time

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How are you holding up scalpy?

i’m not holding up at all

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She was telling a story about a movie and mentioned him

ugh! supercorp should’ve been canon🥲 fucking cw!!!! my hopes and dreams all shattered 😭

[liawaelti]

Katie McGrath has a boyfriend, for the fellow lesbians who want to be depressed the Monday night

*whispers* idk who that is

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WHAT?!?!? WDYM she has a boyfriend??????????

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You should leave too, bitch.

happily! i don’t enjoy spending time with crazy nut bags anyways 🤷‍♀️

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fuck alexia might actually be leaving😭

here to say, please refrain from overreacting‼️‼️‼️‼️

[liawaelti]

Can you tell Tim to tell the club to get Salma as well please

i’ll pass thanks xxx

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you guys are getting more and more greedy

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Lmao what did you do to anon

apparently exist lol

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You should just fuck off.

lmaooooo GLADLY!

[liawaelti]

what type of camera would you recommend to someone that's just starting out? i'm on the most basic level

@handmeascalpel will probably have better recs!

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what camera system are you using?

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this stupid orange kit is cursed 🙃🙄

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shading your ex on tiktok at the age of 30 really is crazy

i have zero clue what’s happening. explain pls! im also texting @didalexiabreakupwitholgaisback because i’ve never been this far away from chisme😭

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alexia rattles madridistas so bad lmaoooo they’re so pissed at her for that yellow card😭 they’re saying she has no values and is going to “ruin” the national team. ignoring the fact that eva herself gave alexia the biggest hug post match 😭

😂😂😂 they have some guts to say that after getting trashed jsjsjsjsj

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pere saying cgh looked good at the 9 when it was awful and the best she looked all match was when she moved to the wing

he should’ve been fired the second we lost the clásico last season 🙄 this man is a joke in the name of a coach

[liawaelti]

[handmeascalpel]

taking lessons from wolfsburg now are you arsenal? how do you give up a 2-0 lead??

also pere romeu, i swear, i will hunt you down