GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DINOSAUR COLLECTION.

I'm a gamer, and probably better than all of you butt sucking fucks. Male/Asian/Human //Indie OC Status: Healthy M!Anon: None

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You.

Me.

Dumpster.

Right now.

[handsoffmydinosaurs]

[A punch straight to the fucker's jaw. Not in the mood.]

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

You. In the dumpster. 

Right now.

Let’s go.

[handsoffmydinosaurs]

You wanna run that by me again, shitlord?

[handsoffmydinosaurs]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My DICK.

[handsoffmydinosaurs]

Hey! Jeff here.

I usually to script RP compared to literate, but I can do both and just about anything in between. You’re welcome to shoot me up and start a plot with me, or we can totally just wing it because I am all for that too. I usually wing most of my plots, though.

Although, when it comes to smut, I will generally not write it. For multiple reasons really. While in my state, it’s legal but in some others, it may not be. For this reason I won’t do it because honestly I don’t need to get other people into trouble. I can write characters making out, but other than that— nothing more. If you have any questions, you know, definitely send an ask! I’ll answer it!

I am completely okay with most things that will cause triggers with a few others. The only thing I ask is if you tag anything relating to self-harm.

Note: Opinions IC is not necessarily how I feel OOC. Matt is naturally an asshole and treats people terribly. In no way whatsoever are my opinions the same. My ideals and morals do not reflect in my character, and vice versa.

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Kaedyn Isaac Stephens

Location: In an apartment living alone.

Date of Birth: May 28th

Bloodtype: O+

Gender: Male

Sex: Male

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 142 lbs

Sexuality: Undecided, doesn't care.

Species: Human

Occupation: Voice actor

Appearance

Brown hair, light brown eyes. Has a model-like figure, and is Asian-looking. Often switches between wearing round glasses and contacts.

Personality

Kaedyn's an asshole and has a lot of self-confidence. Doesn't like to get too close and friendly with others, but he does enjoy putting people below him. You could swear he gets off to it.

Also doesn't take shit from people, has a short fuse and explodes when angry. He takes his gaming quite far, getting competitive and referring himself to be a very skilled player. He holds up this title and it is actually a fact.

History

His mother died when he was five and his father became an alcoholic afterwards so he stuck with his alcoholic Dad all the way through High School clinging to video games as an outage and took on the job of voice acting and part-time as a video game tester.

Unfortunately, he never bothered to make friends and never wanted to get close to anyone because he had trouble dealing with the idea that his Mom was still gone.

He moved out and his Dad is still guilty about poorly raising him and neglecting him so he pays part of Kaedyn's rent.

Facts

Loves video games.

He can sound like Morgan Freeman, Batman, the Joker, and the guy from Old Spice without any issues.

Lives alone.

Owns a dinosaur collection.

Took MMA as a kid, and is a black belt.

Is actually physically fit.

Never did his homework, but aced all of his tests.

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