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Daniel Gilmore/♂/25 //There's TROUBLE close at hand, You'd better pay attention Because I'm the Boogeyman// Indie OC RP blog //"I felt like destroying something beautiful."// Status: Healthy for now. M!A: None. Accepting // And you should be scared.//

[handsoffmydinosaurs]

You wanna run that by me again, shitlord?

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

You.

Me.

Dumpster.

Right now.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

You. In the dumpster. 

Right now.

Let's go.

[cdwalker]

Amazin’.

[Yeah, she doesn’t really have a more articulate answer for that. Just paps his face and sniffs at him.]

Well y’still look good ‘nuff that if I had a dick, I’d pay ya t’suck it, maybe. 

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

No. What's amazing is the fact that this ain't even the worst of my issues.

[There's a stare.]

Okay. It's a lot of my issues. But I get detachable limbs and that is what matters.

And I also thank you for the sentiment, ma'am.

So... Doctor. What's your general deal then?

[cdwalker]

[She squints at him before reaching out and taking his chin in her hand. Getting REAL CLOSE to him and looking at that glowing eye with curiosity.]

Elaborate.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[There's not much reaction here. He's kinda used to being manhandled at this point.]

Well, awhile back me and my cousin had this whole virtual gaming thing going on, and he had me design this, this microchip which was like a neural kickstart to get into the game.

Well, lets just say said game kinda, caused 30 of our beta testers to go into brain death, then the company lost all funding, I went to prison, died in prison-

[There's a pause.]

Apparently some dipshits from ABRAXAS, or the company that I worked for ended up finding my dead body and reanimating it?? They used the corrupt server that caused the brain death, though. Dumped me in a basement and abandoned the project. Not before replacing all my broken limbs and most of my organs with robo-junk, though.

Here we are five years later, I'm a multi-million dollar cyborg who hears dead people and sucks dick for cash.

[Jazzhands. The real way to end this story.]

[localcompguy]

[He laughs, and definitely grins at that grope. Yeah. This is probably gonna be good. He brings his voice down to a whisper.]

You bet your sweet cyborg ass I will.

Now as much as I’ll miss it for like a minute, you need to get off my lap so I can move my legs.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[He grumbles, trying to get up again, but he finds himself staring like some kind of excited puppy.]

Yeah, yeah. It's fine. And you fucking better because this is the ONE day i chose not to wear a thong so the jokes on you.

[cdwalker]

Don’ knock on anyone whose career is t’do shit with dinosaurs, man. Shit’s dope.

[She has to stop. Look him up and down and lift an eyebrow.]

Engineer of what?

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[He just. Rolls up his sleeve. Heeeeello prosthetic limb. Even points to a blinky glowing eye for good measure.]

Uh, whatever you can call this? Like, "Engineer of zombie computer server"? Yeah. That.

[cdwalker]

[Reaches out. Flicks his nose.]

Medical doctor, genius.

Specializin’ in biology.

An’ drinkin’~ 

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[Flinches at the nose flick. Excuse you, ma'am.]

I just have to ask because you got those shits with like, doctorates in finding dried up dinosaur shit and they get to be called doctors, so.

I'm an engineer. 

[localcompguy]

Nah. Especially, if it works well for you. No judgement there.

[He returns that kiss— literally disregarding how gay this would be if anyone saw them. Glitches even bites on Daniel’s lip a bit.

He honestly did not want to fuck out here in the front of the store. He liked sex, but he wasn’t a exhibitionist. That’s unprofessional.]

The razor works for me though. Puts the lotion on the skin.

Hey— If you’re interested in throwing the pants off and across the room for personal enjoyment, this is practically my home and I sleep here. Bed’s for two.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[Oh, that was a nice little sentiment, and as he pulls away, his teeth barely graze the shell of Matt's ear, fingers curling into a slight grope around his ass.]

Helps to get the hooooooose in.

[A whisper turned half laugh.]

Don't care where, don't care how, I just hope you like your men in women's boyshorts.

[localcompguy]

If you just wanted to sit in my lap, you should’ve just said so.

[The comment is followed by a shit eating grin, which he can’t help but stare at Daniel’s mechanic torso. Shit, he was into that. He let his hands touch the torso of the man in his lap, fingers rubbing the crease between the metal and skin. His other hand rubbed at a hip.]

You shave?

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[He smiles at the sentiment, hands spanning across Matt's shoulders.]

...If I say I've bleached and waxed, would you laugh?

I - really hate razor rash.

[There's a muffled laugh, but he kisses him again.]

[theworldismyfuckingashtray]

Name’s Worth, but yuh, okay, works for me. *That is the most “I give no shits” shrug in the history of ever.”*

*This guy’s kind of weird, but he’s dealt with weirder.* Somethin’ I can do fer ya there, Smurf?

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

For me? Well, You can do one of two things.

Let me sit in your lap so I can get paid, oooooooor you can give me free drugs, which I can then sell, and make MORE money to blow on porn and BETTER drugs.

...I have a problem.

[localcompguy]

Awh.

[He doesn’t come up with anything to retort that. Mostly because it wasn’t really even necessary. He was going to stop calling him kiddo anyway, if it really bothered him.

Glitches doesn’t honestly mind— in fact he lets his tongue slip out too barely let it flick against Daniel’s. Glitche’s is letting his right hand go down to have his  fingers tap gently against the sides of the man in front of him, left hand touching the mechanical arm.]

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

[There's a bit of a muffled mumble when Glitches starts to be a little shit, and Daniel manages to nestle himself into his lap, usin a free arm to rub at the side of Glitches' face.

He pulls away after taking the time to explore the backsides of the man's teeth, and grins.]

You know that I could sit here like this forever? I make a very good lapcat.

[There's a struggle to get his shirt off over the various mechanics, but he manages.]

[localcompguy]

Same. Why have one ass when you can have a variety? You just gotta keep your options open.

Oh shit. I actually did it right? Fuckin’ sweet. Alright.

[He’s sitting down in his chair, legs a little spread open and hands out.]

Surprise me, kiddo.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

Quit with the kiddo thing or I'll start calling you daddy.

[There's a huff, but he moves over anyways, hands gripping the arms of the chair and goes back to pressing his lips up against Matt's, tongue tracing over his lips as a ways to ask for permission.]

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

Neeeerd.

Puuuuuta Maaaaaaaaaaaadre.

[localcompguy]

Sweetheart? Are we a couple now?

[There’s a laugh.]

Well if you pole dance, I commend you. I realize how hard that shit is. I tried it once. Didn’t get very far.

But I mean, if you were willing to show some of your moves— I’m all for it. Although, I don’t have my wallet in my pants right now.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

Hey, you don't get to talk about that shit. Commitment's weird, man. More like free range fucking, if I do say so.

[He laughs right back, but this time, he's back to being a little too dangerously close, hand grazing his pants pockets to check.

Yup, no wallet.

But he does grab his ass though. Surprise, Matt! Your cyborg dumbass here is a freak.]

You don't need a wallet, since you fixed up my entire hardware that one day.

[alexrenaudofnightvale-blog]

coOL

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

You bet your ass it's cool! What did ya think I was, some kinda nerd?

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

alexrenaudofnightvale replied to your post:is that a fight club quote in your sidebar

nah the other one? the next one down

Oh, oh shit.

Why, yes, it is.

[lordofthemaggots-blog]

is that a fight club quote in your sidebar

That is a Nightmare Before Christmas quote, sir.