The Alchemist's Refuge

hi, I'ma joke. not suitable for younger viewers ask me about Minecraft

[itsmikegild28]

[hangonfixingthis]

I may love Sonic the hedgehog, but I'm not loving these Pajamas... You guys gotta start sending me cuter things to wear...

[hangonfixingthis]

Welp we got drunk and added some more embarrassing items to the wishlist at the request of my Instagram followers.

So if you wanna embarrass me feel free... 🙄

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3SH34EJUH3I0I?ref_=wl_share

[vakhtangboy]

[hangonfixingthis]

I may love Sonic the hedgehog, but I'm not loving these Pajamas... You guys gotta start sending me cuter things to wear...

[hangonfixingthis]

Just lounging in my briefs... Nothing to see here.

[nerdsgetwedgies]

Time to feature another dork on the blog! Meet @wedgiefagboi. He messaged me to see if I could help show the world how much of a wedgie boy he is. Have to say I've seen his dorky ass getting flossed multiple times at this point, across multiple platforms 😏 bro must have a major humiliation kink with the number of wedgies and swirlies he gets 😈 I love a good atomic wedgie, but I think I need some help deciding if it's better with the undies over his forehead or under his chin 🤔

On the one hand, I love seeing that look in his eye as his nuts are being crushed and crack being flossed that says, "oh man, ANOTHER atomic wedgie? Fuck, I hope none of the guys see me like this, I look so pathetic. But then again, maybe they should see me like this, like the wedgie loser I am. It's what I deserve 🥺"

But on the other hand, there's something immensely satisfying about the briefs being hooked under the chin. You can imagine the effort that went into the wedgie, the repeated, devastating yanks, stretching the underwear beyond recognition; the moment that it really starts sinking in that he'll be completely wrapped up in his tighty whities, that any move he makes will add to the wedgie burn on his butt crack; and of course the final moment of satisfaction when they are hooked and he's forced to wallow in his own sweaty butt stench until his bully decides to show him mercy 😈

What say you tumblr?

Atomic on the forehead 🥺

Atomic under the chin 😵‍💫

Voting ended onJun 18

[hangonfixingthis]

Definitely cuter seeing the look of desperation

[joepears4]

[gameraboy]

The Boy Wonder

[bruceshideout]

Fuck off twink

[hangonfixingthis]

It's weird how many subscribers I still have on Onlyfans despite rarely posting.

Drop content ideas in my inbox~

[muscledsupremacy]

[hangonfixingthis]

Do you accept dares or requests?

Haha only as commissions usually. Unless its a really good idea!

[hangonfixingthis]

What are your top kinks and why?

Wedgies, bondage, and humiliation~ And I genuinely do not know why. Bondage I like being restricted/unable to be distracted/wander off during sex... because :D I do

[hangonfixingthis]

What do you mean by scenes? ('Outside of scenes')

Oh in this situation a scene... is just like a play session?

[hangonfixingthis]

You definitely look like you get wedgied everyday. Have you gotten any recently?

Nope! Very rarely do I actually get wedgies. Tbh outside of scenes I think I've only gotten them like two or three times in my life.

[hangonfixingthis]

What's an embarrassing thing about sex you found out after you tried doing it?

Do not have a 7-11 slurpee before bottoming.

[hangonfixingthis]

What's the fastest you ever cum during sex?

Tbh I very rarely cumm during sex, and when I do it takes for fucking ever.

[hangonfixingthis]

Which ball hangs lower and which was does your dong dangle?

Uhhh I'm not sure 😄