❄

hool juri's simp.

[jipuragi]

Villain, on the phone: We have him.

Cha-young: Who?

Villain: Your partner. Vincenzo Cassano.

Cha-young: Oh.

Villain: ... "oh"?

Cha-young: Yeah, you don't have him. He has you. Good luck. [hangs up]

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: I like your suit.

Vincenzo: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Cha-young: I'd like it better if it was 100% off.

Vincenzo: A store doesn't give out merchandise for free.

Cha-young: That's not what I-

Vincenzo: Italy isn't like Korea, Cha-young. That's a terrible way to run a business.

[jipuragi]

Vincenzo: I am a cold blooded, consigliere for the Mafia . I prefer solitude and find such things as ‘relationships’ completely unnecessary.

Cha-young: *walks into the room*

Vincenzo: I would kill anyone who hurts this woman.

[jipuragi]

Nam Joo-sung: I know you're in love with her.

Vincenzo: I'm not in love with Cha-young.

Nam Joo-sung: I didn't say her name.

Vincenzo: *surprised Pikachu face*

[jipuragi]

Vincenzo: What’s this?

Cha-young: Oh, that’s just my to-do list.

Vincenzo: That's just a post-it note with my name on it.

[jipuragi]

Waiter: What can I get you?

Cha-young: Can you bring a milkshake with two straws?

Vincenzo: *blushes*

Cha-young, putting both straws in her mouth: Look how fast I can drink!

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: Hey Vincenzo, can you do me a small favour?

Vincenzo: I would literally kill for you, but go on

[hangonlittlehyan]

only facts.

[jipuragi]

Vincenzo: How long have you been flirting with me?

Cha-young: Only the entire time.

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: There's always light at the end of the tunnel!

Vincenzo: It's usually an oncoming train.

Cha-young:

Cha-young: Can you not kill the vibe for like one second-?

[hangonlittlehyan]

i'm having way too much fun here

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: How do you like your coffee?

Vincenzo: As dark and bitter like my soul.

Cha-young: One white chocolate latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Vincenzo: Wh-what?

Cha-young: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.

Vincenzo:

Vincenzo: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

[hangonlittlehyan]

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE JUST STAMMERED 😭

[jipuragi]

nam joo-sung: final question. you and cha young have a dinner date booked at seven. at what time do you arrive?

vincenzo: seven. AM. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted? if not, kill him. dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

nam joo-sung: you're ready.

vincenzo: really?

nam joo-sung: no. everything you said was insane.

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: Vincenzo, you need to react when people cry!

Vincenzo: I did. I rolled my eyes.

[hangonlittlehyan]

this is really him 😭

[jipuragi]

Cha-young: I just need to hear those three little words

Vincenzo: I love you

Cha-young: Try again

Vincenzo *grumbling*: I will behave

[jipuragi]

Mr. Nam: Are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?

Vincenzo: I'm a knife.

Cha-young, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

[jipuragi]

Mr. Nam, on his blind date: So I heard you like bad boys.

Mr. Nam: Well, I'm bad at everything.

Mr. Nam: *winks with both eyes*

[hangonlittlehyan]

i have a very bad fever and I should be resting but i'm here laughing for a minute now 😆

[jipuragi]

Vincenzo: I have abandonment issues. You have to sleep with me from now on.

Cha-young: Thank god.

Vincenzo: What?

Cha-young: What?