hang onto your spectacles

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[hangontoyourspectacles]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[scerek]

🐺 TEEN WOLF, Season 1, Episode 1 “Wolf Moon” (June 5th, 2011) 🐺

[gownegirl]

GLENN CLOSE’s wardrobe in 101 DALMATIANS (1996)

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[nicolauda]

#pretty sure we make money from Versailles even tho we killed the original owners (@cactusepique)

the french have entered the chat

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Jeff bezos origin story film where his mother is chased off a cliff by a horde of angry Amazon workers

[snek-snacc-deactivated20251015]

Gonna pitch a movie to Disney that explains the only reason the hunter shot Bambi's mom is because he raised a lost baby deer when he was younger, but the deer grew up and stole his family's fortune before skewering his parents on his antlers and running off, and now he has to live off the land hunting deer because he's broke.

[july-mulder]

[zaritarazi]

HAMLET Get thee to a nunnery. Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? HAMLET We are arrant knaves, all. Believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.

[worstgirlintheworld]

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

[elena-gilbert]

insp

[velvetys]

internet friends table at my wedding

[thestomping-ground]

MAKE IT RAIN!

[ayeforscotland]

[manny-jacinto]

“Okay, I think we should just move on.”  “The hairdresser certainly did.” DERRY GIRLS (2018– )

[hamletthedane]

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement…all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is…AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?

[thescorpioracer]

Every time someone mentions Jane Eyre, I think about this post:

[191195-deactivated20240210]

“One wants to tell a story, like Scheherezade, in order not to die. It’s one of the oldest urges in mankind. It’s a way of stalling death.”

— Carlos Fuentes (via lovedly)

[thejackalhasarrived]

DEV PATEL in THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF DAVID COPPERFIELD (2019)