Madame Tengu

I'm bad at fighting games and okay at art || 26 physically, but I'm in constant pain like I'm in my 50's || She/Her/Gear 🏳️‍⚧️

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[magnetohazard]

Hey, guys. I've done everything in my power to avoid this, but my dad and I are on the brink of homelessness here. If anyone has anything they can spare, we need $1,400 total, but half of that even would be a great start. If you don't want to scan a QR code, you can use @MillyWolfford instead.

[magnetohazard]

Boosting once again

[magnetohazard]

We have until Monday to pay rent. Please share this around so we can pay in time!

[magnetohazard]

I don't know what else to do at this point. We are so unbelievably fucked right now.

[magnetohazard]

Hey, guys. I've done everything in my power to avoid this, but my dad and I are on the brink of homelessness here. If anyone has anything they can spare, we need $1,400 total, but half of that even would be a great start. If you don't want to scan a QR code, you can use @MillyWolfford instead.

[magnetohazard]

Boosting once again

[magnetohazard]

We have until Monday to pay rent. Please share this around so we can pay in time!

[magnetohazard]

Hey, guys. I've done everything in my power to avoid this, but my dad and I are on the brink of homelessness here. If anyone has anything they can spare, we need $1,400 total, but half of that even would be a great start. If you don't want to scan a QR code, you can use @MillyWolfford instead.

[magnetohazard]

Boosting once again

[magnetohazard]

Hey, guys. I've done everything in my power to avoid this, but my dad and I are on the brink of homelessness here. If anyone has anything they can spare, we need $1,400 total, but half of that even would be a great start. If you don't want to scan a QR code, you can use @MillyWolfford instead.

[magnetohazard]

We've managed to raise over $500 so far, we're a little over a third of the way there!

[magnetohazard]

Hey, guys. I've done everything in my power to avoid this, but my dad and I are on the brink of homelessness here. If anyone has anything they can spare, we need $1,400 total, but half of that even would be a great start. If you don't want to scan a QR code, you can use @MillyWolfford instead.

[animusrox]

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[nickshutter]

MEW2

[opaattack]

[joysmileyay]

stop pickin fights with knights and come wear tunics with some eunuchs

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[sleepygirltwink]

Modern medicine vs medieval medicine

[thevideogameartarchive]

Razzo ‘Kinetica’ PlayStation 2

[thevideogameartarchive]

Siba ‘Kinetica’ PlayStation 2

[screenshotsofdespair]

[boobexplosion]

working in retail

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[powerful-owl]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this one's been on the backburner for a bit

[radiofreemagica]

when somebody says they're skipping 0079 'cause of "dated animation" or some shit