Ailbhe :)

22/ He/They / Mostly Rosekiller with some others thrown in

[hanidern]

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It's pronounced 'Alva' it's an Irish name, yes I know it's spelt weird

22 / Live in Cornwall / I work in a Hospital as my day job / They He / Ao3

No I don't follow a posting schedule because I tried and I could not do it. I aim for one update a week but I am not always consistent

WIPs

Inaptronym / 19/? / Rosekiller main / 60.6K / #fic:inaptronym

Inaptronym, a name that is particularly poorly suited to the nature or other personal characteristics of the person named Evan Rosier just wants a nice, normal 5th year where he can concentrate on trying to pass his OWLs and fending off his mother's marriage proposals but the world around him is crumbling. Voldemort is gaining popularity at an alarming rate, Pandora's visions are becoming more disturbing, the heir to the house of Black has defected, and his best friend is suddenly hot. Can Evan keep all of his plates spinning before they all come down around him? A LONG canon-compliant fic exploring Evan Rosier and the society around him and how that made him a death eater. It will start in the summer of 1976 and will go to late 1981.

COMPLETED

With an Ugly Heart / 1/1 / Jegulus / 5.7K

Regulus Black releases music for the first time in 6 months, in fact the first music since him and James broke up. It's about James, it's not even thinly veiled, it's a public dig at him. very public. "Regulus was famous, famous and beautiful. Nope. James was not thinking about that. Just friends. He scrubbed his hands down his face, he knew he had to listen to it out of the way of anyone else. He needed to be upset about it before he had to hear it in shopping centres, the grocery store, the tube, the radio, and from literally every corner of his life like it wasn’t eating him alive. He let his finger drop onto that little play button."

In The Works

Love and lifesaving / Medical AU / Series / Multiship (Rosekiller, Wolfstar, Jegulily, Dorlene, Pebill)

Professors AU / Multi chapter / Rosekiller

[major-toast]

And with that the whorification of Evan Rosier has begun.

[katakosmos]

"boyfriend effect" but it's evan getting hotter every year he and barty are together

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[katakosmos]

evan seems like a calm and polite guy, but he gives no fucks. his computer background is a photo of barty's chest covered in cum, and he doesn't feel a shred of shame about it.

[major-toast]

Guess I have no other choice then to embrace my role as the short husband with the tall goddess of a wife whom he is absolutely besotted with...

[hanidern]

Me for real

[panchashire]

Yehaaw 🐴

[katakosmos]

all our rosekillers have at least one thing that makes them different from other people's rosekillers, and mine is that my barty and evan love going to the theater. what's yours.

[hanidern]

I dont know if this is the vibes you were going for with this but my rosekiller (especially Inaptronym rosekiller) is built on jealousy. And I dont even mean in a they are jealous of other people flirting with what is theirs, that's pretty standard for them. But I mean in a Evan is so insanely jealous of Barty's natural intelligence, his ability to wing things and do it right the first time, his lack of anxiety about doing things perfectly because Barty has a deep belief that he does everything perfectly anyway, Evan is also super jealous later in their relationship about how Barty can completely sack off his father's opinions and control over his life. Barty does what he wants and Evan hates that he cant do that. But on the other hand, Barty despises how Evan can charm anyone, he walks into a room and people listen to him naturally, Evan is a natural born leader, he accepts his role as head of the house of Rosier with a grace and pose that Barty does not possess, he doesnt have to work to charm his way into the death eaters, that is given to Evan on a platter if he wants it.

I think they do fundamentally understand each other on a soul to soul level, there isn't another person on the earth that understands what's going on in their heads more than each other but they dont understand each other's personalities and way they conduct each other and they hate that. They are two people who thrive on understanding and reading people and they cant do it with each other and it drives them together and further apart.

I went super indepth for something I could say that they love dancing together but no, deep reads of their souls.

[katakosmos]

non-sexual things barty and evan do to let people know they belong to each other....

matching outfits. not necessarily in the sense that they wear the same clothes, but that they complement or mirror each other, in color, fabric, or pattern

they drop each other's names often in their conversations

they use the same cologne, so they smell the same

they put a ring on each other's finger waaaay before they decided to get married

physical thouch, a lot of physical touch. barty wraps an arm around evan's shoulders and caresses his face, evan rests a hand on barty's thigh, barty falls asleep on evan's shoulder, evan puts his arms around his hips...

they sign with their name + the other's last name

they have a photo of each other in their wallets

matching tattoos in visible places

more than once, someone has seen them do something absolutely disgusting, like barty spitting a gum into evan's palm and him putting it in his mouth

[hanidern]

This is absolutely an anti-airbnb space because what do you mean I cant afford a house where I live and grew up and have 2 incomes (me and my partner) because some twat from London wants a second home or holiday let for literally 2 weeks of the year.

[hanidern]

I am actually fighting a hoard of ants that have forcibly moved into my house but ALSO one of the symptoms of my chronic illness is instead of itchiness, I get a feeling of bugs running on my skin. guys. GUYS. I am so fucking scared right now.

[katakosmos]

come on, irene, be for real. 😌 you just can't accept that roadkill!evan is a tall, blond guy because he also happens to be french. (trust me, i get it, it's scary and life is just cruel like that sometimes. 😩)

-- @forced-conforming

jokes aside....... let's say that i accept evan is a tall guy. it's a big sacrifice, cause i think making evan (<- specifically) short is extremely sexy, but whatever. let's say he's tall..... what i can't accept, is evan being TALLER than barty. NO WAY. not under MY watch.

barty is THE tall guy. he's tim burton level of tall and lanky. he has to bend to walk through doors. his bed is too short for him. he can't find a pair of shoes that fit. he's scary, and there's no way evan is taller than THAT. just... no. and i know i'm right.

[forced-conforming]

i think we have to come to terms with the fact that we live on opposite sites of the rosekiller tallness spectrum. because HOW THE FUCK AM I NOW SCARED OF TALL BARTY?? 🫪 help? that's just nightmare material. my barty is just a tiny bit shorter than average (like he tells everyone he's 6' but he's really just barely 5'9''), and it really drives him craaazy.

i propose to meet in the middle, where rosekiller are exactly the same height, and they constantly get into fights over who's taller. 🙂‍↕️

[katakosmos]

the truth is, i play with all your evans' heights however i like HEHEHEHE. i just ignore the fact they're tall and picture them as short kings cause i have the power to make headcanons of headcanons and i think that's beautiful.

but fine, i can promise you that they are ALMOST the same height in some universes. like age gap rosekiller or that non-voldemort au i created out of nowhere a couple of days ago??? well, we'll all have to make do for now.

[hanidern]

I am sorry I absolutely adore the idea of Barty being 5ft11 bc I KNOW it pisses him off so unbelievably badly not to be six foot. I dont actually mind how tall Evan or Regulus is but I know they go around and any time anyone even remotely mentions height (Barty's or just anything in general) they both loudly talk about how Barty isn't 6ft.

[mywifeisaworm]

Authors don't write rosekiller. Rosekiller chooses the author best suited for their next shenanigans and puts them in the cuck chair, pulls a gun to their head and says bitch ya better start typing

[katakosmos]

love when i see that "i hope our boyfriends will get along" trend and the men start hard making out

[hanidern]

Evan x Dorcas and Barty x Lily obviously

[katakosmos]

i'm surrounded by women (and individuals) in stem am i right

[hanidern]

I do in fact work in healthcare and my degree is in biology and physics, I bow down to your ability to concentrate on long passages of text

[maladaptivewriting]

i wish people would stop calling the new hp show a cash grab. it’s so much more sinister than that. working to replace the actors who turned against her while placing herself in the public vision so she can continue to campaign against trans women, that’s what this show is about.

[katakosmos]

can we stop saying rosekiller is a popular ship. it literally isn't. look at ao3. all the rosekiller centered fics STRUGGLE to get more than 5000 reads. nobody reads rosekiller fics, i know the people who leave kudos under them by name. so pls stop. just because your favorite jegulus fic has 1 chapter that focuses on barty and evan it doesn't mean that is a rosekiller fic and that you love the ship OMG JUST STOP