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[paranoidgemsbok]

HI GOOD GOD I HAVENT UPDATED MY PINNED SINCE DECEMBER but i have updated my shop!! now i have nerd shit on there like wax dice and bg3 perfumes lmao

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[lolt64]

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[orphanedsource]

MOHG SWEEPS!!!!

WE WON

[orphanedsource]

THEY CANT KEEP HIM FROM US!!!!

LUMINARY MOHG CERTIFIED BALLER PICKING UP THE MANTLE FOR GAYS WORLDWIDE

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[paranoidgemsbok]

Can I ask what your beef is with Ann Reardon? 👀

most of this is jsut me being petty and vibes based, but she frequently comes off as very condescending. I also hate her weird corpsewax husband and her charisma-void kids she always parades in front of the camera. when she is wrong she refuses to admit it, like that time she directed her sizable audience to a smaller baker, calling her a liar with how she made her icing even after provided with evidence. that combined with the undertones of tradwifey christian mom (shes mentioned in the past warning about a harry potter app because of 'witchcraft'. obv i dont give a fuck about that franchise but you know what im sayin) i just dont like her

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[impossiblepackage]

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

[segamascott]

[omneco]

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month