A day without laughter is a day wasted

Title: Charlie Chaplin said that. ~~~~ I am apparently HornyHaninTheHappyHooker according to SillyScreamerSexfreakishSam. And to everyone else I am just Hanin/Haninus or whatever you might want to call me! :) I reblog a lot of odd things and there's really mostly no pattern to it. So just enjoy.

[cherryfrq]

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

[useless-swedenfacts]

#do u want to die in danish or english

[cummingrainbows]

JKR's upcoming film series

The Fantastic Beasts 2 Fantastic 2 Beasts Turbo beasts The Fantastic Beasts: Tokyo Drift Fantastic Beasts Los Beasts Fantastic Five Fantastic Beasts 6 Beasts 7 Fantastic 8

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

George’s First Halloween. Glad we had earmuffs. (x)

My generation has failed to disappoint on the Harry Potter front, thus far; 10 points to the millennials.

[only1600kids]

oh daniel..

[realmadridlocavictoria]

Junior is a fan of Leo Messi  😍

[merveiyeux]

Young & Hungry

You going down?

[merveiyeux]

Young & Hungry

You can’t text this.

[maleficent2014]

[thepumpkinqueen93]

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

[geektoriasecret]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

[indianajcnes]

WOMB NUGGET

[summershadowtwin]

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

[dramatroll]

[yogurtville-blog]

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

-you smell different when you’re awake -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened) -soon -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it -your hair tastes like strawberries -tonight….you. -he knows, don’t go home. -I always knew you would die in my arms -no one will ever believe you -yessssssssssssss -I killed mufasa -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear -mother told me it would be like this

[haninus]

My friend once whispered "you smell different when you're awake" as we hugged. She freaked me out! Hahahahaha.. :b Especially since I hadn't seen her for months and we were hugging goodbye. . . . . . .

[tastefullyoffensive]

College is easy. [via]

[magicfolk]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

this is the first time I’ve seen this in a gif an that is unacceptable

[meme4u]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

This boy wins life

[trueshredguitar]

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

[ma--ae]

Headcanon that at some point Lily makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lily walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours

[cescfabregras-deactivated201501]

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

[excessivecompulsive]

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

[fraujuhu]

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth