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@hankfuckinganderson123
Uh intro stuff, out of character
Uhh im a minor so, dont be sexual PLEASE. flirting and nsfw jokes in character is chill, just like. Be normal ig :)
Spamming is annoying, i might block you if you spam after i post this. But im pretty nice so ill prolly just tell you to stop.
Anyways, have fun!!!!
“Lieutenant! It’s me! Connor!” The android called out, walking over. “How have you been? I’d like to know.”
@itsmeconnor
Hank squints a bit at the android before he replies, grinning softly.
Ah, I've been alright, kid. Goin one day at a time. How're you?
The android scans the others' expression curiously. Before nodding at his words. “I’m glad to hear you are doing well, Lieutenant. Me? Well... Still figuring out what exactly I’m meant to be doing.” he admitted. “I’m just a tad bit lost”
Hank raises an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before he replies.
Well, our shift is almost over, so how about we get ya some new clothes? You can't just wear your uniform and my hoodie all the time.
Hank suggests, turning to Connor and taking a sip of his now cold coffee.
⭕️He pauses before looking over to Hank. “My clothes?” He inquired a bit obliviously, what was wrong with his clothes?
“I can’t? Is there a functional issue with my current attire?” He asked tilting his head slightly.
“I feel it’s… familiar. And if it works why spend more on something unnecessary? But if it is necessary to have a…variety. I suppose we could…look at other clothing options.”
Hank shrugs
I mean, you don't gotta, but wouldn't you like to get some variety? We can do whatever you want, kid. I'm just making some suggestions.
Hank says as he gets up, packing his stuff
⭕️Connor took out a coin from his pocket and began flipping it through his fingers. “Lieutenant, I am going to be blunt with you. I don’t understand the point of different clothing, especially since I don’t own any currency myself, I’d….feel..” that was always such a weird word, it still felt weird to say. “…Discontented in the use of that money, that isn’t even my own.”
He flicked the coin into the air with his thumb, letting it spin in the air. “I have yet to find myself feeling inclined to purchase something of my own.” He admitted. “What about you Lieutenant? Do you ever feel inclined to purchase something?”
Hank nods softly, thinking for a moment
Well, just wanted to know.
Also, I dont mind spending money on you. Got nothing better to do with my extra money since you've been on my ass about drinking.
And, yes. I've bought lots of shit just because I've wanted to. Now, some of it just sits in the closet untouched.
Hank replies, walking next to Connor out of the predicted, running his fingers through his beard.
“Lieutenant! It’s me! Connor!” The android called out, walking over. “How have you been? I’d like to know.”
@itsmeconnor
Hank squints a bit at the android before he replies, grinning softly.
Ah, I've been alright, kid. Goin one day at a time. How're you?
The android scans the others' expression curiously. Before nodding at his words. “I’m glad to hear you are doing well, Lieutenant. Me? Well... Still figuring out what exactly I’m meant to be doing.” he admitted. “I’m just a tad bit lost”
Hank raises an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before he replies.
Well, our shift is almost over, so how about we get ya some new clothes? You can't just wear your uniform and my hoodie all the time.
Hank suggests, turning to Connor and taking a sip of his now cold coffee.
⭕️He pauses before looking over to Hank. “My clothes?” He inquired a bit obliviously, what was wrong with his clothes?
“I can’t? Is there a functional issue with my current attire?” He asked tilting his head slightly.
“I feel it’s… familiar. And if it works why spend more on something unnecessary? But if it is necessary to have a…variety. I suppose we could…look at other clothing options.”
Hank shrugs
I mean, you don't gotta, but wouldn't you like to get some variety? We can do whatever you want, kid. I'm just making some suggestions.
Hank says as he gets up, packing his stuff
“Lieutenant! It’s me! Connor!” The android called out, walking over. “How have you been? I’d like to know.”
@itsmeconnor
Hank squints a bit at the android before he replies, grinning softly.
Ah, I've been alright, kid. Goin one day at a time. How're you?
The android scans the others' expression curiously. Before nodding at his words. “I’m glad to hear you are doing well, Lieutenant. Me? Well... Still figuring out what exactly I’m meant to be doing.” he admitted. “I’m just a tad bit lost”
Hank raises an eyebrow, thinking for a moment before he replies.
Well, our shift is almost over, so how about we get ya some new clothes? You can't just wear your uniform and my hoodie all the time.
Hank suggests, turning to Connor and taking a sip of his now cold coffee.
“Lieutenant! It’s me! Connor!” The android called out, walking over. “How have you been? I’d like to know.”
@itsmeconnor
Hank squints a bit at the android before he replies, grinning softly.
Ah, I've been alright, kid. Goin one day at a time. How're you?
saw this post and immediately thought of them
Who's the new guy?
(DONT look at the other ask i sent, it didn't happen)
-@hankfuckinganderson123
[insert that one image of the white guy pointing at himself]
Yesss me! Officer Valence reporting for duty! :)
(for context him being new means he’s like 22 and just an officer and also completely intact and way too excited lmao)
Squints..
Okay kid.... no need to get excited.
Hey, kid. Since it's your birthday n' all, I thought I'd getcha somethin.
*Hank is holding a thirium made cake and a small case of thirium drinks*
You better fuckin like it, cuz it took me forever to get this shit.
*Hank mutters, rolling his eyes*
-@hankfuckinganderson123
!!!!!! oh!! thank you :,3
Alexei would eagerly take the cake and drinks, all while smiling like an idiot.
Hank nods, rolling his shoulders a bit
Im too old to be carrying this shit by myself.
So, what're you doing for your birthday? Haven't heard Con or Gavin say anything about it, so I thought I'd, uh you know...
With a brief silence, Alexei had found himself faced with an odd question. What WAS he doing for his birthday? The day itself had already passed, so was this even applicable? Who knew.
Ah, uhm- I'm not too sure, honestly. Can't say I have any experience with this, since this is, ahem, my first one. (/ _ ; )
*Hank raised a brow*
Well, what I've got for ya will change that, I brought myself some beer just in case you enjoy the uh- robot alcohol.
*Hank smirks, holding up a six-pack of his own stronger alcohol*
Deck the halls?
More like dick and balls
What the fuck, Gavin.
Hey, kid. Since it's your birthday n' all, I thought I'd getcha somethin.
*Hank is holding a thirium made cake and a small case of thirium drinks*
You better fuckin like it, cuz it took me forever to get this shit.
*Hank mutters, rolling his eyes*
-@hankfuckinganderson123
!!!!!! oh!! thank you :,3
Alexei would eagerly take the cake and drinks, all while smiling like an idiot.
Hank nods, rolling his shoulders a bit
Im too old to be carrying this shit by myself.
So, what're you doing for your birthday? Haven't heard Con or Gavin say anything about it, so I thought I'd, uh you know...
I am so fuckin tierd, can't wait to get off work and drink myself into a nap
i. also want to do that
Can you even drink? Can Androids get drunk now?
uhm. to my knowledge its something only more advanced models are capable of. and yes i can drink
Huh....
(Check ur asks... the boys are going drinking.. for late birthday celebration)))
I am so fuckin tierd, can't wait to get off work and drink myself into a nap
i. also want to do that
Can you even drink? Can Androids get drunk now?
I am so fuckin tierd, can't wait to get off work and drink myself into a nap
i now have a hole in my wall. my cat walked in front of my feet and tripped me, causing me to fall face first into my bedroom wall.
i think my nose is broken
I never knew androids could be clumsy, pfftt
oh god oh FUCK
SHE'S BACK. HOW DID AMANDA REINSTALL HERSELF ONTO MY SYSTEM WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE
oh shit oh fuck oh n.0o of course thhjd happens to me when immmttrying to get better
Who the fuck is Amanda???
the uh , digital handler for the rk prototypes
she is a terrible person and has reset me before
i.'m scared hank
Er
Jesus, im just now finding this out??? Okay, uh... do you have any clue as to how to like... get rid of her?
Also, why the hell do you guys need 'handlers'?? Aren't I a handler enough?
i do t know i dont know idkntl ow
i deleted her before but she is. back??
FUCK IT WAS THAT SYSTEM UPDATE THAT REINSTALLED HER
god dammit now i cant even find the folder her files are in
Jesus, kiddo. Calm down a bit, you're freaking me out.. let's sit down, and I'll be here while you sort things out.
oh god oh FUCK
SHE'S BACK. HOW DID AMANDA REINSTALL HERSELF ONTO MY SYSTEM WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE
oh shit oh fuck oh n.0o of course thhjd happens to me when immmttrying to get better
Who the fuck is Amanda???
the uh , digital handler for the rk prototypes
she is a terrible person and has reset me before
i.'m scared hank
Er
Jesus, im just now finding this out??? Okay, uh... do you have any clue as to how to like... get rid of her?
Also, why the hell do you guys need 'handlers'?? Aren't I a handler enough?
