Ahoy me boy

28 year old author, lover of horror in all forms. Connoisseur of pathetic men, unhinged women, and unknowable Others™ any pronouns

[nikoco11]

something i have harbored

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sinturyart]

Got inspired by overexposed photos. They make for interesting concepts on memory

[sporeganism]

distortion + foxglove

[jayvikkz]

“she fed him to me.”

[edettethegreat]

I believe Michael Distortion was overridden for the same reason Peter Lukas died; giving a statement went against the essence of his being. And not only did he give a statement, but he outright asked Jon to take one from him.

The Distortion should be more opposed to giving a statement than an avatar of the Lonely, and yet whatever piece of Michael was still left in there was able to reach out for some form of honest human connection one last time. and that's what killed him.

[jenny-holzer]

[quasi-normalcy]

I love how Tumblr has a rogues gallery. We've got the White Pharaoh, Spiders Georg, Cousin Throckmorton; who else?

[quasi-normalcy]

Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy

[sistersorrow]

So much time has passed that we have forgotten that one guy and his three weed-smoking girlfriends

[scum-wall]

The way John just loves to say Arthurs name in a horrified manner all the time is so incredibly funny. Like come on you just wanna hear him gasp you queer.

[scum-wall]

I swear listening to this feels like porn I cant with them

[only-cat-memes]

[thecolorofthegame]

[yorgen-sh]

[bohemienne6]

sceleritas fel: fear not, my most vile and gloriously wicked master! truly, your humble butler is delighted for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, i am so serious

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[o-fantasma]

by the time u’ve finished reading this sentence twenty seven innocent words will have been absorbed, suffocated, and killed by the warm embrace of ur Understanding

[moderncryptid]

Truly I have no idea if I've posted about this on here before but a second weekend update in a row of my DoorKeay fic has hit AO3

To Be Known - Chapter 1 - ModernCryptid - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

[the-forcemascinator]

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.