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@hanksawyer
Howdy! My name's Hank and I was born and raised in Cornwood, South Dakota.
Corn is my life but I also love square dancing and hay baling.
My best friend is my beloved horse Trusty Rusty.
I'm mighty pleased to be here and hope y'all have a blessed day! *tips hat*
Living the CORNLIFE!
Howdy! Sorry for hoppin in ya asks again, but I have another question. What y'all think of corn mazes? I create one every year! They're legendary here in Cornwood, but it's also darn hard to find ya way out of them. One time my good ol bud Cliff got lost in the maze. Was almost sure, he was a goner after he didn't return. But thank the corn, his pet goat Sinclair found him and led him back to my farm. That goat has a better sense of direction than poor ol' Cliff.
Hey, sorry for not answering very quickly!
Corn mazes are great! I mainly do them to just have fun with whatever group of friends I'm with, splitting up and finding each other again. If there's some kind of hunt for clues I don't bother.
Sorry to hear about Cliff! Glad he's got Sinclair around 😊
Yeehowdy! Sorry to butt in but Hank @hanksawyer! Why'd ya tellin' everyone 'bout me gettin' lost in the maze? That's bullshit and ya know it. I just took my time to admire the corn. That's why it took me so long to get back. I didn’t need the help of my dear ol' pal Sinclair.
Howdy! @cliffsilverman It's nothing but the truth partner! Don't tell me ya spend 5 hours just to admire the corn. That's just ridiculous. You were lost, just admit it! If it weren't for good ol' Sinclair ya wouldn't have escaped the maze at all. I was about to send a search party for ya! :P
Yeehowdy! @hanksawyer No, it's not! Stop, yer tellin' fairytales. Hate to burst ya bubble but yer just suck at tellin' the time. 5 hours ha, it was only 4. And I wasn't lost, I knew were I was the entire time. Sinclair only joined me too keep me company. Ya have no idea what yer saying.
Oh come on pal! @cliffsilverman We both know yer in denial! Ya were lost, just accept the facts. It's ok to ask fer help ya know? Cliff, bud. Ya being lost is nothing new either. Remember the time when ya went missing on yer own Ranch! I'll get ya a compass for Christmas. So, yer gonna always find ya way back in the future ;P
Howdy there pardner! Wanted to check in with you after all this time. Feel kinda bad about droppin off the face o’ the earth. Hope yer doing well!
- Your pal, Wayne
Well howdy Wayne 🤠! Thanks for checking in on me 👍💜. Been busy with the holiday season upon us, getting things decorated with the family and being roped into making baked goods with @caleb-covington-wilson. He tends to bake more when he's stressed out trying to choreograph for and organize the club's big holiday shows and celebrations.
Here is one of the latest sweets we made together (@caroline-wilson and @wil-covington helped, with eating the cookies that is, and then they were off doing their own thing soon after):
These shortbread star cookies were fun to make together! Had to ignore Boo's sad eyes trying to get me to cave in and give her one. I think she ignored me for a day or two after that 😄.
Hope you're also doing well Wayne and happy holidays my friend ❄️💝!!
Oh, gee of that don’t look as tasty as a mint julep in July! That’s so nice that yer family’s all together fer the holidays. Over at the farm here, it’s just me an’ dear Matilda, but I’ve taken mor’n a few photos o’ her in her lil Santa hat. Here’s the most recent!
Ohh, in’t she just the cutest. Well anyways, happy holidays to you n’ yer family, Mr. Wilson-Covington! Hope y’all have a great time!
Howdy partners! Are we sharin christmassy pictures? Yea? Just took one of my dearest boy Trusty Rusty. Isn't he the bestest rendeer in Cornwood? Happy Holidays to yer family @trevor-wilson-covington! Hope y'all have a wonderful time!
Howdy! Sorry for hoppin in ya asks again, but I have another question. What y'all think of corn mazes? I create one every year! They're legendary here in Cornwood, but it's also darn hard to find ya way out of them. One time my good bud Cliff got lost in the maze. Was almost sure he was a goner after he didn't return. But thank the corn, his pet goat Sinclair found him and led him back to my farm. That goat sure has a better sense of direction than poor ol Cliff.
That sounds amazing! I love corn mazes! One of the best fall activities! Getting lost in one is like a rite of passage. And we love a pet goat! Yay for Sinclair! What a smart goat.
Who wants to help me make Cornwood real? I think we all deserve a legendary corn maze this fall.
Howdy Partner! What do ya mean making Cornwood real? It's real already! It's the realest thing I know. I'm livin the corn life there. It's my home.
Anyway, sorry for not answerin sooner. Fall is one of the busiest times here in Cornwood.
Howdy! Sorry for hoppin in ya asks again, but I have another question. What y'all think of corn mazes? I create one every year! They're legendary here in Cornwood, but it's also darn hard to find ya way out of them. One time my good ol bud Cliff got lost in the maze. Was almost sure, he was a goner after he didn't return. But thank the corn, his pet goat Sinclair found him and led him back to my farm. That goat has a better sense of direction than poor ol' Cliff.
Hey, sorry for not answering very quickly!
Corn mazes are great! I mainly do them to just have fun with whatever group of friends I'm with, splitting up and finding each other again. If there's some kind of hunt for clues I don't bother.
Sorry to hear about Cliff! Glad he's got Sinclair around 😊
Yeehowdy! Sorry to butt in but Hank @hanksawyer! Why'd ya tellin' everyone 'bout me gettin' lost in the maze? That's bullshit and ya know it. I just took my time to admire the corn. That's why it took me so long to get back. I didn’t need the help of my dear ol' pal Sinclair.
Howdy! @cliffsilverman It's nothing but the truth partner! Don't tell me ya spend 5 hours just to admire the corn. That's just ridiculous. You were lost, just admit it! If it weren't for good ol' Sinclair ya wouldn't have escaped the maze at all. I was about to send a search party for ya! :P
Cutest little pumpkin tractor!
Wayne bud! @waynemcnally Look at this pumpkin tractor! Made me think of ya love for tractors! Great picture by the way!
Well hi there friend! My names Bryan. I wanted to ask y’all a quick question if that’s okay. I was wonderin if y’all ever heard of this thing called goat yoga. Friend o’ mine mentioned it but it don’t make no sense to me.
all yoga is made better with the inclusion of adorable animals. also if you have a goat with you they can scream at anyone who is bothering you while you are doing yoga. although i guess you can ask wayne to do that instead
HAHA! Oh my that’s a good one! I do call him an old goat every now n’ again. It does make sense but I think I’d prefer kitten yoga. Yeah, that sounds nice.
Yeehaw and good mornin' friends! Oh and Bryan, can I say that ya hat is incredible? Where'd ya get it? Still need another neat one for my cowboy hat collection.
By the way, what is this goat yoga yer tellin about? I have a goat. My beloved Sinclair but we both have never heard of it. Maybe we should try it some time.
Good ole Boot Barn o’course! Best hats I ever saw!
As fer goat yoga I ain’t got no idea. Just as confusing to me as avocado toast. Don’t make no sense.
Awesome. Thank ya Bryan! Good ole Boot Barn always has the best cowboy equipment in town. I bought my favorite boots there. Donny's work is the art of boot makin'. I'm tellin' ya, these boots are really meant for walkin'. I could walk a hundred miles.
Anyway, I'll try goat yoga and tell ya all about it. Sinclair is excited for it already. Avocado toast? Where did ya hear something like this even exists? Don't make no sense fer sure.
Howdy Cliff and Bryan! Figured I might hop in the chatter too, and I agree. Just don’t get the point of yoga with a goat. And I do believe that whole avocado toast thing started around the Instant Gram. Still no clue why though.
Howdy! Why don't y'all like avocado toast? It's amazin'. But goat yoga don't make no sense fer sure. Wonder who came up with that idea. And why goats? Why not raccoons or some other animals?
Howdy there friend! My name's Hank. I just had a quick question if you don't mind. How do you feel about square dancing?
I actually love a little country swing! I used to go dancing all the time 😊😊 but man, I could never get the dance for Fake ID right 😅
Howdy partner! I'm delighted to hear yer a fellow country lover. Ya know, if ya ever visit Cornwood ya need to stop by Bryan Wilkins barn. He hosts a square dance evening on almost every Friday. Everyone's welcome. I could even teach ya Fake ID if yer up for it. I'm a mighty dancer and know every step by heart.
Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.
I vote yes to the golden hamster, yeehaw
Yeehowdy! Thank ya for ya help! I'm gonna get one tomorrow. Sinclair will be so happy! Any name suggestions for the newest addition to the family?
Howdy! How bout Terrence? Sure does have a nice ring to it.
Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.
... if this isn't an offer to be my sugar daddy i'm not interested sorry sir
Hahaha, good ol' joke. I'm afraid that's not what I'm offerin'. But I can offer soybeans or corn? My good ol' friends Wayne and Hank have the best in town.
Howdy! I sure do. Just picked up some nice corn yesterday! High quality! I could even grant ya a discount if ya want.
hank, my friend, what is your opinion on drinking pickle juice ?
Howdy trixii!
I'm afraid I'm not a fan of pickle juice or pickles in general. But I like corn! What's ya opinion on that?
oh i love corn. one of my favorite side dishes ! probably one of my favorite vegetables in general !
By the way, I'm awfully sorry for yer misspelled name. I blame autocorrect and my ancient phone on that one. I didn't realize until now.
I'm delighted to hear ya love corn. I own a few cornfields, so if ya ever need some corn just lemme know.
Howdy there friend! My name's Hank. I just had a quick question if you don't mind. How do you feel about square dancing?
fjkdsjfklsdj god i wish i knew what was going on at any point
hi hank square dancing scares me because growing up i thought it was just a fake funny thing americans made up but turns out it's an actual thing that north american kids do in gym class???
Howdy!
Feel ya, I never know what's goin on either.
Oh no, I'm sorry square dancing scares ya. Maybe if ya try doin it in circles it'll be less scary. But yea it's an actual thing that exists. Never learned it in gym class though. Now I'm kinda bummed. I mean, how cool would square dancing in gym class have been. I can only imagine. What kind of dance do you like if ya don't mind me asking?
Howdy partner! Names Wayne! Sorry for bothering y’all but I was a might curious about your thoughts on tractors?
my friends grandpa used to use his tractor to give us haunted hay rides around their neighborhood out in the country at night around halloween! it was so much fun!
hey btw, have you seen a hank sawyer around these parts?
Oh I love those haunted hayrides! My favorite time of the year! And how do you know Hank? He’s a good buddy of mine, just lives about a mile up the road! If you see him, tell him I say Howdy!
Howdy!! Wayne it's so good to see you! And did I hear Hank is around here too? I'll be damned. Hank The Tank, our dear ol' friend knowing how to use tumblr?
Are ya seriously doubtin' my tumblr skills buckaroo? :P That's hurt but yea it's really me. Good ol Hank!
Anyway, howdy @waynemcnally. How's your tractor? Still thriving? Picked some corn earlier. It's the best corn I've harvested in a while. If ya want I could get some corn for ya. The same amount as always?
You bet you’re boot I want some Hank Sawyer corn! Best corn I ever tasted. And Cliff! When did you get here good buddy! Feel like I haven’t seen you in ages! Feel free to stop by anytime for some soybeans. Both of y’all!
Well, yeah I'm doubtin your tumblr skills Tank! @hanksawyer So sue me ;P Last time I checked your phone was from another century. You still have that ancient one, right? A mystery how you make tumblr work on there partner!
Howdy and good morning Wayne! @waynemcnally How's your batcave? Hahaha, just jokin'. I got here not that long ago. Figured it could be fun. Soybeans are what I need right now. Lemme get my horse and I'll be at your farm in a minute. Thank ya for your generous offer my friend!
Hahaa, ya quite the joker Cliff. Will ya ever stop roastin my phone? It's not that old, ok? It's only a tad bit ancient. It has a touch screen! So buckaroo off :P
hank, my friend, what is your opinion on drinking pickle juice ?
Howdy trixii!
I'm afraid I'm not a fan of pickle juice or pickles in general. But I like corn! What's ya opinion on that?
Yeehaw my friend! I have to ask, what is the corner gang club? I'm quite interested cause of the word corn in it. By the way, what is your opinion on corn? I own a bunch of cornfields. I could get you lots of high quality corn if you'd like any time!
howdy hank!! i was wondering when you’d show up 🥰 the corner gang club is my group of corny friends and we talk every single day about corn! we used to be very active as a group right here on tumblr.com but we’ve moved to be more private on discord with our corn chats. it’s not my favourite vegetable, but i do really like corn. especially in the summer when i can just have it straight off the cob because its so cheap. well done on growing your cornfields hank, i’m sure it’s the best corn in south dakota 💜
ps say hello to wayne, cliff, and bryan for me would ya?
Howdy phanhowell!
You were wonderin about me showing up? Did ya expect me or somethin? A corny friend club sounds like something I'd enjoy. Where'd y'all meet? Here on tumblr I suppose, right? Talkin about corn every day is like a dream come true. You're so lucky! If ya favorite vegetable isn't corn, what is it? Mine is corn of course. I wouldn't trade my cornfields for the world. Cornlife is the best life after all!
Yea, I make sure to tell em.
i hope hank sawyer has a good day
Howdy! Today's beautiful. Thank ya. I'm sitting on the ground watching my beloved cornfields in the sunset. Always a wonderful view that warms my heart. Cornlife is the best life fer sure!
Hope ya have a good day too!
Howdy there friend! My name's Hank. I just had a quick question if you don't mind. How do you feel about square dancing?
I have square danced exactly once in my life, Hank! But it sure seems fun!
Yeehaw! Once is better than never, I'm glad ya didn't miss out. You're right, it is so much fun. One time I lost my boot mid-swirl as I square danced through Bryan's barn! It was the best day ever!
Oh you sure did buddy! And it certainly was the best day ever! You remember when ol’ Cliff damn near fell off a straw bale cus he was laughin too hard!
Oh yea I remember Cliff nearly falling off the staw bale laughin. Hilarious! Our good ol buckaroo's always creating chaos. How he became Mayor of our beloved Cornwood remains forever in the depth of your barn. Probably only because his pet goat Sinclair ate all of the votes.
