Cliff Silverman

Ambitious Mayor of Cornwood and owner of the Lakeside Ranch.

[sunsetcurvecuddles]

Yeehaw howdy! Don't wanna take much of yer time but I'm a mighty bit curious what yer thoughts on horseback riding are? For me it's everything. It's my passion. I love riding off into the sunset with my horse Dorothy.

Sometimes, I take off my cowboy hat and wave it around while I enjoy the beautiful scenery and the scent of corn and freedom!

Thank ya for yer time. May the corn be with ya!

- Cliff

gotta be honest i read this message and was like 'huh this is so weird, it sounds like something reggie would write' and then i looked at the fuckin icon

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy pal! I don't know who this Reggie person is but I'm sure we'd be friends! I'm mighty pleased yer like my icon. It's one of my favorite pictures of me. What'd ya think of my hat? I got it from good ol' Boot Barn. It's one of the best places in Cornwood to get all things cowboy. Just ask my friend @bryanwilkins. He can reccomend it too!

[trevor-wilson-covington]

Howdy there pardner! Wanted to check in with you after all this time. Feel kinda bad about droppin off the face o’ the earth. Hope yer doing well!

- Your pal, Wayne

Well howdy Wayne 🤠! Thanks for checking in on me 👍💜. Been busy with the holiday season upon us, getting things decorated with the family and being roped into making baked goods with @caleb-covington-wilson. He tends to bake more when he's stressed out trying to choreograph for and organize the club's big holiday shows and celebrations.

Here is one of the latest sweets we made together (@caroline-wilson and @wil-covington helped, with eating the cookies that is, and then they were off doing their own thing soon after):

These shortbread star cookies were fun to make together! Had to ignore Boo's sad eyes trying to get me to cave in and give her one. I think she ignored me for a day or two after that 😄.

Hope you're also doing well Wayne and happy holidays my friend ❄️💝!!

[waynemcnally]

Oh, gee of that don’t look as tasty as a mint julep in July! That’s so nice that yer family’s all together fer the holidays. Over at the farm here, it’s just me an’ dear Matilda, but I’ve taken mor’n a few photos o’ her in her lil Santa hat. Here’s the most recent!

Ohh, in’t she just the cutest. Well anyways, happy holidays to you n’ yer family, Mr. Wilson-Covington! Hope y’all have a great time!

[hanksawyer]

Howdy partners! Are we sharin christmassy pictures? Yea? Just took one of my dearest boy Trusty Rusty. Isn't he the bestest rendeer in Cornwood? Happy Holidays to yer family @trevor-wilson-covington! Hope y'all have a wonderful time!

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! If y'all were wonderin' my good ol' pet goat Sinclair is ready for the holidays too. The little fella adored his Christmas hat so much he almost ate it afterwards.

Happy holidays! And don't forget about the Christmas barn Wonderland next week. I'm so excited!

[bryanwilkins]

Oh shoot, look at all these cuties. Even little miss Florence is lookin forward to the holidays! She went and got stuck in my new wreath!

Merry Christmas everyone! Hopin’ y’all have the best time! And don’t you worry @cliffsilverman I would dare forget our annual Christmas Wonderland!

[cliffsilverman]

Bryan! @bryanwilkins What'd ya mean you WOULD dare to forget our annual Christmas Barn Wonderlad? What????

[bryanwilkins]

Ohhhh that darned auto correction! I WOULDN’T dare forget! Heck, it’s my favorite time o’ the year!

[cliffsilverman]

Darn, Bryan. Don't ya do this to me. I almost had a heart attack. Oh my, I need some time to recover.

[trevor-wilson-covington]

Howdy there pardner! Wanted to check in with you after all this time. Feel kinda bad about droppin off the face o’ the earth. Hope yer doing well!

- Your pal, Wayne

Well howdy Wayne 🤠! Thanks for checking in on me 👍💜. Been busy with the holiday season upon us, getting things decorated with the family and being roped into making baked goods with @caleb-covington-wilson. He tends to bake more when he's stressed out trying to choreograph for and organize the club's big holiday shows and celebrations.

Here is one of the latest sweets we made together (@caroline-wilson and @wil-covington helped, with eating the cookies that is, and then they were off doing their own thing soon after):

These shortbread star cookies were fun to make together! Had to ignore Boo's sad eyes trying to get me to cave in and give her one. I think she ignored me for a day or two after that 😄.

Hope you're also doing well Wayne and happy holidays my friend ❄️💝!!

[waynemcnally]

Oh, gee of that don’t look as tasty as a mint julep in July! That’s so nice that yer family’s all together fer the holidays. Over at the farm here, it’s just me an’ dear Matilda, but I’ve taken mor’n a few photos o’ her in her lil Santa hat. Here’s the most recent!

Ohh, in’t she just the cutest. Well anyways, happy holidays to you n’ yer family, Mr. Wilson-Covington! Hope y’all have a great time!

[hanksawyer]

Howdy partners! Are we sharin christmassy pictures? Yea? Just took one of my dearest boy Trusty Rusty. Isn't he the bestest rendeer in Cornwood? Happy Holidays to yer family @trevor-wilson-covington! Hope y'all have a wonderful time!

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! If y'all were wonderin' my good ol' pet goat Sinclair is ready for the holidays too. The little fella adored his Christmas hat so much he almost ate it afterwards.

Happy holidays! And don't forget about the Christmas barn Wonderland next week. I'm so excited!

[bryanwilkins]

Oh shoot, look at all these cuties. Even little miss Florence is lookin forward to the holidays! She went and got stuck in my new wreath!

Merry Christmas everyone! Hopin’ y’all have the best time! And don’t you worry @cliffsilverman I would dare forget our annual Christmas Wonderland!

[cliffsilverman]

Bryan! @bryanwilkins What'd ya mean you WOULD dare to forget our annual Christmas Barn Wonderlad? What????

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Howdy! Sorry for hoppin in ya asks again, but I have another question. What y'all think of corn mazes? I create one every year! They're legendary here in Cornwood, but it's also darn hard to find ya way out of them. One time my good ol bud Cliff got lost in the maze. Was almost sure, he was a goner after he didn't return. But thank the corn, his pet goat Sinclair found him and led him back to my farm. That goat has a better sense of direction than poor ol' Cliff.

Hey, sorry for not answering very quickly!

Corn mazes are great! I mainly do them to just have fun with whatever group of friends I'm with, splitting up and finding each other again. If there's some kind of hunt for clues I don't bother.

Sorry to hear about Cliff! Glad he's got Sinclair around 😊

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! Sorry to butt in but Hank @hanksawyer! Why'd ya tellin' everyone 'bout me gettin' lost in the maze? That's bullshit and ya know it. I just took my time to admire the corn. That's why it took me so long to get back. I didn’t need the help of my dear ol' pal Sinclair.

[hanksawyer]

Howdy! @cliffsilverman It's nothing but the truth partner! Don't tell me ya spend 5 hours just to admire the corn. That's just ridiculous. You were lost, just admit it! If it weren't for good ol' Sinclair ya wouldn't have escaped the maze at all. I was about to send a search party for ya! :P

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! @hanksawyer No, it's not! Stop, yer tellin' fairytales. Hate to burst ya bubble but yer just suck at tellin' the time. 5 hours ha, it was only 4. And I wasn't lost, I knew were I was the entire time. Sinclair only joined me too keep me company. Ya have no idea what yer saying.

[trevor-wilson-covington]

Howdy there pardner! Wanted to check in with you after all this time. Feel kinda bad about droppin off the face o’ the earth. Hope yer doing well!

- Your pal, Wayne

Well howdy Wayne 🤠! Thanks for checking in on me 👍💜. Been busy with the holiday season upon us, getting things decorated with the family and being roped into making baked goods with @caleb-covington-wilson. He tends to bake more when he's stressed out trying to choreograph for and organize the club's big holiday shows and celebrations.

Here is one of the latest sweets we made together (@caroline-wilson and @wil-covington helped, with eating the cookies that is, and then they were off doing their own thing soon after):

These shortbread star cookies were fun to make together! Had to ignore Boo's sad eyes trying to get me to cave in and give her one. I think she ignored me for a day or two after that 😄.

Hope you're also doing well Wayne and happy holidays my friend ❄️💝!!

[waynemcnally]

Oh, gee of that don’t look as tasty as a mint julep in July! That’s so nice that yer family’s all together fer the holidays. Over at the farm here, it’s just me an’ dear Matilda, but I’ve taken mor’n a few photos o’ her in her lil Santa hat. Here’s the most recent!

Ohh, in’t she just the cutest. Well anyways, happy holidays to you n’ yer family, Mr. Wilson-Covington! Hope y’all have a great time!

[hanksawyer]

Howdy partners! Are we sharin christmassy pictures? Yea? Just took one of my dearest boy Trusty Rusty. Isn't he the bestest rendeer in Cornwood? Happy Holidays to yer family @trevor-wilson-covington! Hope y'all have a wonderful time!

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! If y'all were wonderin' my good ol' pet goat Sinclair is ready for the holidays too. The little fella adored his Christmas hat so much he almost ate it afterwards.

Happy holidays! And don't forget about the Christmas barn Wonderland next week. I'm so excited!

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Howdy! Sorry for hoppin in ya asks again, but I have another question. What y'all think of corn mazes? I create one every year! They're legendary here in Cornwood, but it's also darn hard to find ya way out of them. One time my good ol bud Cliff got lost in the maze. Was almost sure, he was a goner after he didn't return. But thank the corn, his pet goat Sinclair found him and led him back to my farm. That goat has a better sense of direction than poor ol' Cliff.

Hey, sorry for not answering very quickly!

Corn mazes are great! I mainly do them to just have fun with whatever group of friends I'm with, splitting up and finding each other again. If there's some kind of hunt for clues I don't bother.

Sorry to hear about Cliff! Glad he's got Sinclair around 😊

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! Sorry to butt in but Hank @hanksawyer! Why'd ya tellin' everyone 'bout me gettin' lost in the maze? That's bullshit and ya know it. I just took my time to admire the corn. That's why it took me so long to get back. I didn’t need the help of my dear ol' pal Sinclair.

[sunsetcurvesoldout]

Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.

I vote yes to the golden hamster, yeehaw

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehowdy! Thank you for ya help! I'm gonna get one tomorrow. Sinclair will be so happy! Any name suggestions for the newest addition to the family?

[blush-and-books]

Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.

... if this isn't an offer to be my sugar daddy i'm not interested sorry sir

[cliffsilverman]

Hahaha, good ol' joke. I'm afraid that's not what I'm offerin'. But I can offer soybeans or corn? My good ol' friends Wayne and Hank have the best in town.

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Best friends. 🐮🌈

[cliffsilverman]

Wayne! @waynemcnally Would ya look at them. The one on the left reminds me of dear ol' Matilda. The photographer of this sure knows how to perform art!

[cottageaesthetic]

[cliffsilverman]

Aren't they the cutest? I should get some for my ranch. Sinclair would be happy to make new friends.

[rhyming-fellowship]

Well hi there friend! My names Bryan. I wanted to ask y’all a quick question if that’s okay. I was wonderin if y’all ever heard of this thing called goat yoga. Friend o’ mine mentioned it but it don’t make no sense to me.

all yoga is made better with the inclusion of adorable animals. also if you have a goat with you they can scream at anyone who is bothering you while you are doing yoga. although i guess you can ask wayne to do that instead

[bryanwilkins]

HAHA! Oh my that’s a good one! I do call him an old goat every now n’ again. It does make sense but I think I’d prefer kitten yoga. Yeah, that sounds nice.

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehaw and good mornin' friends! Oh and Bryan, can I say that ya hat is incredible? Where'd ya get it? Still need another neat one for my cowboy hat collection.

By the way, what is this goat yoga yer tellin about? I have a goat. My beloved Sinclair but we both have never heard of it. Maybe we should try it some time.

[bryanwilkins]

Good ole Boot Barn o’course! Best hats I ever saw!

As fer goat yoga I ain’t got no idea. Just as confusing to me as avocado toast. Don’t make no sense.

[cliffsilverman]

Awesome. Thank ya Bryan! Good ole Boot Barn always has the best cowboy equipment in town. I bought my favorite boots there. Donny's work is the art of boot makin'. I'm tellin' ya, these boots are really meant for walkin'. I could walk a hundred miles.

Anyway, I'll try goat yoga and tell ya all about it. Sinclair is excited for it already. Avocado toast? Where did ya hear something like this even exists? Don't make no sense fer sure.

[hollywoodpostclub]

Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.

of COURSE!! is the hamster made of gold or is it just gold in color? either way i think you should go for it, the more friends the merrier!

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehaw! A hamster made of gold? I wouldn’t say no to that hahaha. But yeah, I meant gold in color. My pet goat Sinclair would love some company. So, I guess I'm gonna get a hamster soon. Any name suggestions?

[gaystreetsmarts]

Howdy and Yeehaw! Mayor Cliff Silverman at your service. If you don't mind I'd like to ask you a question. I already own horses and my lovely goat Sinclair but should I get a golden hamster as well? Thank you.

ABSOLUTELY get a golden hamster. I think they could become a very good friend to your other animals, as long as they watch their steps!

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehaw! Thank you so much for ya help partner! It made my decision so much easier. I'm gonna get a golden hamster on Monday. My pet goat Sinclair will be so happy to get a rodent friend. I'm sure they'll get along just fine. Now I only need a name for it. Any suggestions?

[rhyming-fellowship]

Well hi there friend! My names Bryan. I wanted to ask y’all a quick question if that’s okay. I was wonderin if y’all ever heard of this thing called goat yoga. Friend o’ mine mentioned it but it don’t make no sense to me.

all yoga is made better with the inclusion of adorable animals. also if you have a goat with you they can scream at anyone who is bothering you while you are doing yoga. although i guess you can ask wayne to do that instead

[bryanwilkins]

HAHA! Oh my that’s a good one! I do call him an old goat every now n’ again. It does make sense but I think I’d prefer kitten yoga. Yeah, that sounds nice.

[cliffsilverman]

Yeehaw and good mornin' friends! Oh and Bryan, can I say that ya hat is incredible? Where'd ya get it? Still need another neat one for my cowboy hat collection.

By the way, what is this goat yoga yer tellin about? I have a goat. My beloved Sinclair but we both have never heard of it. Maybe we should try it some time.

[moony221b]

Howdy partner! Names Wayne! Sorry for bothering y’all but I was a might curious about your thoughts on tractors?

my friends grandpa used to use his tractor to give us haunted hay rides around their neighborhood out in the country at night around halloween! it was so much fun!

hey btw, have you seen a hank sawyer around these parts?

[waynemcnally]

Oh I love those haunted hayrides! My favorite time of the year! And how do you know Hank? He’s a good buddy of mine, just lives about a mile up the road! If you see him, tell him I say Howdy!

[cliffsilverman]

Howdy!! Wayne it's so good to see you! And did I hear Hank is around here too? I'll be damned. Hank The Tank, our dear ol' friend knowing how to use tumblr?

[hanksawyer]

Are ya seriously doubtin' my tumblr skills buckaroo? :P That's hurt but yea it's really me. Good ol Hank!

Anyway, howdy @waynemcnally. How's your tractor? Still thriving? Picked some corn earlier. It's the best corn I've harvested in a while. If ya want I could get some corn for ya. The same amount as always?  

[waynemcnally]

You bet you’re boot I want some Hank Sawyer corn! Best corn I ever tasted. And Cliff! When did you get here good buddy! Feel like I haven’t seen you in ages! Feel free to stop by anytime for some soybeans. Both of y’all!

[cliffsilverman]

Well, yeah I'm doubtin your tumblr skills Tank! @hanksawyer So sue me ;P Last time I checked your phone was from another century. You still have that ancient one, right? A mystery how you make tumblr work on there partner!

Howdy and good morning Wayne! @waynemcnally How's your batcave? Hahaha, just jokin'. I got here not that long ago. Figured it could be fun. Soybeans are what I need right now. Lemme get my horse and I'll be at your farm in a minute. Thank ya for your generous offer my friend!

[moony221b]

Howdy partner! Names Wayne! Sorry for bothering y’all but I was a might curious about your thoughts on tractors?

my friends grandpa used to use his tractor to give us haunted hay rides around their neighborhood out in the country at night around halloween! it was so much fun!

hey btw, have you seen a hank sawyer around these parts?

[waynemcnally]

Oh I love those haunted hayrides! My favorite time of the year! And how do you know Hank? He’s a good buddy of mine, just lives about a mile up the road! If you see him, tell him I say Howdy!

[cliffsilverman]

Howdy!! Wayne it's so good to see you! And did I hear Hank is around here too? I'll be damned. Hank The Tank, our dear ol' friend knowing how to use tumblr?

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

https://instagr.am/p/CT4m4AdsZqe/

[cliffsilverman]

So precious! I would love to have some of those beauties at my ranch.