Hank likes to SMASH!

I'm Kid #4 of the Sparkly Wonder Mom & that Super Guy. I say things that make my parents laugh--this is a record of my lunacy.

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....wut? Touching bananas is GROSS! 😝🍌

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J-chillin' w/ Momma after a bad day @ school, (no one would sit with me on the bus home) watching movies.

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Guess who's Fabulous! #BlueSteele #BabyZoolander

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I tried to take a pick of a horse and buggy we were passing but only got this.

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I LOVED my 1st day of preschool!

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 "I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." #tRexHank

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I call this look "space cowboy".

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GARAGE SELFIE! #likeaboss

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Guess who finally got her Fat Letter from Columbia?!??!

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Watched "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" twice already this morning. Mom said I was driving her nuts when I was walking around saying "BAM! MAGRATHEA!"

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Just told Mother @Sparkles_F that I loved her because she has long and gorgeous legs. #what

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This is what I chose to wear today, and I refuse to take it off. #fashion #AwwYeah #NicePhotobombMahra

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I told Mom I was a stegosaurus, so she gave me spikes. #punk

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My brother is awesome and Mom cropped me out b/c I wouldn't stop photobombing. #Hank Smash

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Mom: Man, something stinks in this kitchen, and I can't find it... Me: It's the bat cheese. Mom: ........................

Hank, Lord of the Smashiness

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Completly enraged with Mother. She took away the bottle of hand sanitizer I found while snooping in her backpack. "Mom! It helps me smell my powers! I need to lift the fish up!"