Woah.

It's a lady on the internet. Who's the lady? It's me.

[hannabellector]

If unicorns existed…

they would fart cotton candy. All the people of the world would eat it. You would eat it, too.

[hannabellector]

Throwback #whereismymind

[hannabellector]

Clearly the ghost of Freddie Mercury was possessing the little girl in this episode of xfiles.

[how-the-tale-begins]

The truth is out there 👽

[hannabellector]

Fox Mulder? More like Fox Smolder.

[hannabellector]

This happened today, and it was awesome.

[mariongerz]

Don’t you forget about me  

[hannabellector]

Feeling all of the feels today, which makes me think I'm living a John Hughes movie.

[hannabellector]

The Irrawady dolphin. So happy. So phallic.

[tuesday-johnson]

ca. 1860-90’s, [carte de visite collage of a gentleman’s head on a plate]

via Luminous Lint, from the private collection of Laddy Kite, LL/47899 

[alexdrakes]

Bette Davis said in an interview with Barbara Walters that her “I’d like to kiss you but I just washed my hair” line in The Cabin in the Cotton (1932) was her all-time favorite movie line.

[caughttheuncatchable]

[hannabellector]

Somewhere, deep inside an unfertilized chicken egg, an immaculate Christ chick peeps.

[french-breakfast-blog]

[hannabellector]

It's Wednesdaylet's wear black

[madpratter]

[hannabellector]

White trash never looked so fine.

[hannabellector]

If unicorns existed…

they would fart cotton candy. All the people of the world would eat it. You would eat it, too.