Hannah's shitty ideas

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An app that tells your friend list every time you take a shit

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A cooking show where everyone is an amateur chef except for 1 professional. But no one knows who is who

At the end of each round, everyone votes on who they think the "not pro" is and that person is eliminated.

The twist? Everyone is told what to cook and look as good as they can. Except for the professional, he has to figure out what to cook from everyone else's ingredients.

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An alarm that goes off when someone stares at your ass

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A porn site that doesn't have random videos, but multiple series

Nutflix

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Automatic family tree trackers. Great for ancestry

Great for people from Alabama as a dating profile

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Ass flavored gum

Cause some of y'all like eating it so much

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A haunted house in an insane asylum for "authenticity"

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Russian roulette: pizza style.

One slice is poisoned

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Reusable ass wipes

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Lockers that shuffle while you're gone. Who has your stuff? No one knows!

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A candy bar with bugs in it

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Solar powered flashlight

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Water proof towel

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Dick shaped backpacks

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A porn site that links you to people who have the same kinks as you

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A hall of fame for memes

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Opposite of April Fool's Day. A holiday where you state your most controversial opinions openly and unapologetically